Crystal Ball Gazing

    “Hey look Sandra, a gypsy clairvoyant, I have always wanted to try one of these out.” “Really?” “Oh yes, I am interested in that kind of thing. Do you want to as well?” “No thanks, you go ahead, I will go and get a drink, see you in a few minutes, I will […]

Closure Denied

  We do not do the clean break. We never allow closure. There is no neat conclusion when you have been entangled with our kind. You are not allowed the precise and final cut of the surgeon’s scalpel but instead you must be content with the rusty saw that has sought to effect an amputation […]

10 Commandments

1. I am right. You are wrong. Everything I say and do is founded in the logic of my world and it follows that is has to be right. It equally follows therefore that whatever you say and do is wrong. I cannot ever allow you to be seen to be right because that means […]

I Love You (And I Always Have)

  This is a well-used phrase by our kind and is wheeled out with regularity during love-bombing. At face value and of course that is how you will take it because you are in the midst of a veritable whirlwind of compliments, flattery and passion, this seems a straight forward enough comment to make. However […]

Ten Riposte Grenades

    There are occasions when you have been on the receiving end of one of our conversational narc grenades which has been thrown at you as we then walk away from the ensuing carnage, sucking up the fuel and marvelling at our own brilliance. There will of course been times when you wished that […]