Away In A Bolthole
Away in his bolthole, he won’t come to bed,
He’s too busy surfing, a new source to embed,
The mouse clicks in the night time as he starts now to play,
And starts spreading his bullshit to all he will lay.
He knows that I am lonely, and that I’m still awake,
And I’m starting to realise I’ve made a massive mistake,
I love him no I hate him and he will make me cry,
But he said I am his until the day that I die.
So I turn on my tablet and I start my own search,
I am tired of this arsehole leaving me in the lurch,
I’m worth more than he is and I need to be free,
Now what’s this Evil page and who is this chap HG?
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Thank you so much for this witty, enchanting, mesmerizing poem! So very true. So beautifully written.
I am inclined to say: never has a greater genius walked the face of the earth and given so invaluable insight into a secret world than you!
Ursula Rhys-Corell (from Germany)
👏👏👏 loved this one! Go girls!! (Or boys if the case may be….)
Merry Christmas, HG! I have loved all the carols, too. This one was definitely my favorite! Love your sense of humor!
Thank you Windstorm and Merry Christmas.
I wish You all the best my dear! only the best! You deserve it.
Merry Christmas, HG! Thanks for giving me the gift of sanity… it’s very much appreciated and pretty priceless…
Merry Christmas Ollie
Merry Christmas HG, hope you get lots of positive fuel this weekend. 🙂
Merry Christmas Hope
Good one, made me smile!
*Stands up and gives round of applause*
Very well written HG!
Thank you LP.
You’re welcome HG… Merry Belated Christmas!
Merry Christmas to you LP7777
My fav so far! Laughter is the best medicine 🙂
Lol! All those nights alone in bed, reading romance novels to make up for what I was not getting in real life. I should have hit search on my Kindle app… And there you would appear Mr. Tudor.
There is an idea: narc romance novels…
Oh don’t worry, they are in the pipeline.
Thank you Mr. Tudor! You are greatly appreciated!
Really??????? HG, you naughty tempter!!!! So, will these be fluff and puff, or will they be real, brutal and triggering or something in between?? Inquiring minds want to know 🤔🤓
Of course they are! Lol. Merry Christmas HG!! Xxx😘
Merry Christmas FMOT
I would read it either way. Just need a very steamy cover pic. Bodice ripper galore!
All else aside…Merry Christmas HG. Thank you for helping me open my eyes (and close a bit of my heart). A new year is just ahead. I enter it with eyes wide open. My heavy heart will become lighter in the coming months. I will not hate my N… I will always carry love for him… and pity. Again, thank you. So much has been explained. Hopelessness has given way to an acceptance of my reality. Have an amazing Christmas. God bless you. He does see your good efforts here. That I truly believe.
Merry Christmas SC.
Brilliant HG!!
I loved the ending.
I used to love caroling Indy. We have new songs now. Lol
I always took my Girl Scout troop out.
Awwww Snow!!! Too bad I wasn’t up there in the snow! We could go around caroling with some random kiddos. No one carols down here 😒
We are having rain up here Indy and it’s ugly. We have melted slush.
I would love to carol in a hospital or in a school. That would be fun.
I didn’t know that the south didn’t go caroling.
HG, does that happened in the UK?
What? Slush or carolling? We have both.
I meant the caroling. Lol
I wish you a very merry Christmas HG and wouldn’t have made it this far without you.
I hope you are well fueled for the holiday. Not with the negative fuel though.
Merry Christmas SW
Love it!!! These Christmas songs are the best!!!! 😂
So, you have now done Away in a Manger, Silent Night, Hark the Herold, Oh Come Oh, Noel, Noel……did I miss any? Shoot, I want to go caroling now!
Funny… some self criticism, HG?
Hi Ollie, goodness not of me, of members of my brethren of course!
yah. can be.
were all learning…..and growing.
The biggest, baddest wolf of all!
Wonderful. Excellent. Well done.
You are too much! I loved this little poem you have written. No wonder we all love you to pieces. What must you be like in the real time? I am sure a handful!
Hahaha love this
Piece On Earth, HG.