Away in his bolthole, he won’t come to bed,
He’s too busy surfing, a new source to embed,
The mouse clicks in the night time as he starts now to play,
And starts spreading his bullshit to all he will lay.
He knows that I am lonely, and that I’m still awake,
And I’m starting to realise I’ve made a massive mistake,
I love him no I hate him and he will make me cry,
But he said I am his until the day that I die.
So I turn on my tablet and I start my own search,
I am tired of this arsehole leaving me in the lurch,
I’m worth more than he is and I need to be free,
Now what’s this Evil page and who is this chap HG?