A Letter to the Narcissist – No. 51

toaster - letter to the narc


Dear Toaster  Breath,

I give you this name due to you having partaken of the twelve years of my wares.

I need to inform you that I found your Refridgerator’s phone number. After she and I had lunch a month ago, she slipped your phone away, and cracked your “Set as Secret” numbers, while you were Zannied Up and passed out. She almost duct taped you to the living room table. Luckily I talked her out of it.

We called your Washer, Dryer, Stove and finally your Can Opener. After lunch last week, we discussed your behavior, and you may have started noticing..one by one your Appliances mal-functioning.

Fear not, there are pictures.


The Toaster
Patricia J

P.S. Your Laundry is done. The ashes are in the fireplace.

13 thoughts on “A Letter to the Narcissist – No. 51

  1. freedgypsysoul says:

    This is beautiful….I am not sure what appliance I’d like to be nor what name I’d give the others, but there are 4 of us who have spoken, 3 who continue to speak and we are not blind. The cords have been cut on 2 appliances, the 3rd will cut hers in the spring (her father is currently in palliative care and won’t be around much longer so she’s trying to prevent the narc from showing up at her family home at this difficult time). The 4th….she’s beyond her own repair as she has a 11 year with the narc and continues to seek him out. We haven’t figured out the draw but those 2 combined are so mentally unstable it’s not funny! The rest of us have determined they can have each other and have taken out cut cords and gotten out of the sandbox; we don’t want to play anymore!

    Love your letter btw. Greart analogies.

  2. Joyascending says:

    Loved your letter! Especially the end, “toaster” takes on a whole new meaning. Well done!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Lovely! Wish I could do this, but my narc’s DS just posted pictures of the 2 of them on my FB page. The first picture is of her and my husband. The pictures of her and her husband are not visible unless you click on the “extra” pictures. Can’t believe how many stupid people are “liking” these pictures – they have no idea what is going on.

  4. Sanna paterson says:

    Excellent Patricia J

  5. Lisa says:

    Ha!! Well said!!

  6. Mary says:

    Best Letter to Narc Ever! “Your laundry is done, the ashes are in the fireplace!”

  7. Chihuahuamum says:

    This is classic! I love it! 🤗

  8. LYNN says:

    Toasted!! I love it 😂😂😂😂😂

  9. IdaNoe says:

    Hooray for you!

  10. Star says:

    Loooooooove it!!

  11. Patricia Jean Russell says:

    I cannot see any comments.

    1. Sharon Marinucci says:

      Patricia Jean Russell,Are You Not Seeing Our Comments Because You’re A Toaster?If So ,Thank You For Your Letter ,Well Written, And Well Understood 👍🔌🏇🏪🆓.

  12. Caroline says:

    Hysterical, Patricia J! You deserve one of those applause boxes for this. For real~wish I could send you one!

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