The Narcissist’s Social Media Laws – No. 6

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This is not a meme – it is the truth

17 thoughts on “The Narcissist’s Social Media Laws – No. 6

  1. blackunicorn123 says:

    You can get apps that manipulate “last seen” on Whatsapp…..just to add to the fun! 🙄

  2. wolvesinwalden says:

    Must be gr8 to be able to displace time at your whimsy. Narcs are black hat time lords, Illuminati confirmed.

  3. Blank says:

    You can almost pick out all narcs by looking at their Social Media behaviour (I said almost). If you compare their behaviour to that of ‘normals’, you can see a huge difference.
    Matrinarc and Nex will often not read my messages (although they are online), nor answer questions or respond at all. Sometimes they do, but it is as HG says, whenever they want, not because they should, it’s up to them. Narc boyfriend would do all kinds of abnormal things, he is the king of gaslighting and manipulation and social media is his playground. He is never one minute away from his phone.

    1. Mini duck says:

      Same With my Narc. His excuses were that at home he want to keep his phone away he would take break from it) as he has to use it extensively at work. At work he was busy thus he could not answer. Once I suspected him to have two mobiles or two sims but then he said that no, he has only one mobile. As on most weekends he would not answer anything. He was deciding when he wants and what he wants to answer.

    2. Lori says:

      I can’t usually tell. I have been involved with 2 and you couldn’t really tell by their social media. A lot of narcs are covert and aren’t necessarily all over social media. My last one I met in a fb group but his regular fb account looked completely normal.

  4. Presque Vu says:

    Ok this one made me crazy!
    Slowly but over time, he was on (but he swore he wasn’t), I’d see his last log on was 4am (he was asleep), he’d change his profile picture, then change it back (but he never did this I imagined it).
    I have NEVER in my life, worried about social media with any ex apart from him.
    He would actually call me a crazy, jealous, possessive pyscho!
    I stopped questioning him.
    I became numb to it. Deep down I knew I was right and over time I knew he was toying with me.
    I can look back with clarity now – but at the time – I constantly thought why am I not good enough, why does he need to do this to me, my self confidence plummeted.

  5. HG Tudors #1 fan says:

    Hilariously good. They are straight up convulsive liars.

  6. Windstorm says:

    Ha, ha, ha! This one made me laugh, HG! WhatsApp’s a liar, too! 😄

  7. Heyoka Muse says:

    They are very dangerous people as one set me up to go to jail as I was not making him happy enough

    1. amanda SNapchat says:

      what happened? sorry to read that. hope you are now safe

    2. Blank says:

      Your bio says you are “Queen of the Underworld”. So jail should be a place you’d feel comfortable I guess 😉

      1. wolvesinwalden says:

        Gatekeeping in Hel (norse mythos, to be clear) is sort of a jail of its own accord, to be fair. Purgatory and all that.

        I’m glad it was only an attempt. Life with one of these little snots is jail enough. Mine has been trying to frame me for fraud. They seem to get off on pulling wool over the eyes of the law. (Although so does the law, really. Bleh. That’s depressing.)

  8. pascaleshealingjourney says:

    My ex went further by saying that he couldn’t have been active because he didn’t have the app!

    1. Fuel on the Shelf says:

      My MRN once told me that the cell phone tower in his town was struck by lightning and that is why he did not get my text message.

      And the guy in this meme dancing around with his selfie stick is hilarious!

      1. Fuel on the Shelf says:

        Okay now that I look at it closely is it a selfie stick? Or some kind of hammer to smash the laptop? Whatever it is…it at least make me giggle.

  9. Mercy says:

    Of course it is. And I believed you every time…or did I?

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