A Letter To The Narcissist – No. 76
Dear Narcoholic
I really thought there was just a hurt little kid in there. Now I know – you’re just a vacuum. A black hole. A pit of toxic waste quicksand. You are truly vile.
BUT, we had a few laughs so no hard feelings.
Stay away from me though. LOL
No, seriously. You smell. Jesus how drunk was I, eh?
*shudders*
Oh and for GOD’S SAKE stop the drunken crocodile tears. When you “get misty”. It’s awkward. Everybody hates it. I know you think you are “relating” or some shit but it’s just fuckin weird.
Anyhow, try not to poison anybody else while you drink yourself to death, you selfish, arrogant, cruel ballsack of lame excuses.
~Hurricane
Ps Do the world a favour and never attempt to give head again. You’re horrible at it. Oh my God, you’re just the worst at it. I just wanted to face palm every time. I honestly cannot stress enough how bad you are at giving head. You should just stop trying. Forever.
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Funny reading this now. So much has happened since. Not 100 percent sure he was a narc anymore, but it’s irrelevant. Life goes on. Glad to have spread some laughter!!
W (aka Hurricane)
The part about the bad head was quite funny. I really liked this letter. It was honest and to the point.
Giving head – is this a man or woman writing this? I don’t know if this is American terminology for oral sex to women? (obviously in the UK I know it relates to a man)
Love the word ballsack!
PV, I’m glad I’m not the only one confused!
“I really thought there was just a hurt little kid in there. Now I know – you’re just a vacuum. A black hole. A pit of toxic waste quicksand . . . .”
This is one of the things that ensnares the empath. We can imagine, or even see, the hurt child that the narcissist has essentially euthanized. We think that if we try hard enough, we can get to that hurt child. And then the moment comes that we think it will be revealed, and what we uncover is really a lot like looking down a deep, empty well, and it makes us feel sick inside . . .
Nicely put, Michelle!! 👍
The eternal battle between light and darkness, with darkness “winning” small predictable battles.
Hurricane,
I like it! Short and to the point.
And the PS! That would have been a great public service announcement…..
Ha! I loved it, the ‘give head’ part was deliciously below the belt!
That’s real talk! Burn baby burn!
No head for you ~ Seinfeld lol
A+
That was a fun read.
Lol Laughing so hard actually have tears running down my face
Bahahhaha! Ya…. “I honestly cannot stress enough how bad you are at giving head.” Dying laughing…
Yeah, go a”head”. Just try to devaluate what I know was the best you ever had.
wrong empath, bud. my narc has no internet access , and would never use the word “devaluate”. LOL . trust me, you ain’t mine.
funny tho, how you all must be the same
-W (aka, Hurricane)