Manipulated
You are being manipulated and you may not even know how.
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Very funny thread!
Yoda, Celine Dion and James Corden….. what do they all have in common…. HG Tudor!
PV, this one goes down in the narcsite archives!
Apparently the next Bond film is going to be directed by an American called Cary Joji Fukunaga.
So its the first time that it will not be directed by somebody British. So don’t know if that will make a difference to the feel of the next film. Hope it doesn’t go all “stirred but not shaken” instead!
There are also rumors claiming this chap called Henry Cavill could be the next James Bond after Daniel Craig. Not sure how one feels about that either. Its all gone rather American all of a sudden!!!
I’ve really enjoyed the Daniel Craig bond films. For me they have been the best. He is a jolly good actor!
Yoda get’s it by a process of elimination? That hardly seems fair!
Now, if you had put Jamie ‘Turkey Twizzler’ Oliver or Hug(e)h Grant in the equation…
Incidentally, I once had an rather amusing talk with a UMS about ‘Ways to kill Hugh Grant’.
None of them were pretty and I think I won that one.
Just the single, HG? The mind boggles…
I’d better not try to ‘surveil’ your views on fisting then!
My father said they should take the guilty outside and shoot them behind the court house or hang em’ high, jail was a waste of money and they should send a bill to the family for the cost of the bullet, too.
HG, what is your opinion about death penalty ? Are you for or against it? Or neither?
Do I get to administer it?
Good answer HG. Very funny.
If you did administer it, who would be the first executed: James Corden, Sam Vaknin, Matrinarc or Yoda?
Death would be too easy a release for Corden.
I have no issue with Mr Vaknin, he knows what he is and is honest about it.
MatriNarc – too early for her.
Yoda gets it then.
If I add Céline Dion to the list, would Yoda still go first?
One bullet – two kills.
Err, If you shoot Yoda’s head, you’d only hit Célines knee.
But to the pub, go you must, Lord Tudor.
Bonne soirée.
Not if I make her hold him at chest height.
Make her also sing “My heart will go on” (while holding Yoda), so that you make sure you don’t miss her.
Baahaaha!
HG
I would have thought that you’d love Celine with her over the top facial expressions and nonsensical verbal eruptions. She has the actions of a mime but with sound, and I bet she screams: Do I love you ? Would I lie? Give it to me river deep mountain high, oh how I love you baby! baby! baby! baby! during sex and then cries rivers of mascara directly after. Dont lie – youre rock hard just thinking about it.
I would readily stamp on her trachea.
Lou…too funny!!!
How did Yoda get on your hit list, HG?
Inability to talk sensibly.
Judge me by the way I talk, do you?
When nine hundred years old you reach, talk as well you will not, HG Tudor!
You live in a swamp, pal.
All by myself
Don’t wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
Love it! The combination of Yoda and Celine. Priceless!
Hahaha. Good one Lou…er…Yoda
Whoa…*nine hundred years old*!!!
No wonder HG needs this blog to to track future victim empaths and their offspring…and their offspring…that’s a LONG time to avoid the CREATURE…
Joking, HG, joking!
I don’t care who you are, that was funny Yoda!
Ha, ha! I knew Yoda would be first!
WS
Poor Yoda!
“Do I get to administer it?” You are so bad HG!
In all seriousness, carrying out death sentences is one of the good uses for narcissists and psychopaths.
On a lighter note, would HG prefer to be the next 007 Bond or villain? Favourite 007 gadget? Of course, 007 always gets the girls!!
Bond.
Single digit sonic agitator.
I got you the sonic agitator ring for your birthday, but you spent the day with another appliance so I didn’t get to give it to you. It’s the thought that counts anyway, right?
Unlearn what ye learned, ye must.