The Rules of Ex Club – No. 31




  1. That’s why he stopped making plans in the evening. And only wanted to meet for lunch.

  2. Of course not …I mean she entered your sphere of influence didnt she???

  3. haha makes me think of Dean Friedman – Lucky Stars! waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy before my time, just so we’re very clear about that! But I had a friend who was obsessed by this song, her parents had introduced it to her.

  4. Can’t believe mine had the idiot balls to lie to a single woman on a dating site who worked for homeland security.
    (she contacted me)
    He was The Trueman Show
    His whole existence was a movie set
    Action & fuel….

  5. It most certainly does. It is nooky (fuel) time!

    Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
    Gonna grab some Afternoon Delight
    My motto’s always been “When it’s right, it’s right.”
    Why wait until the middle of a cold, dark night?

    Skyrockets in flight!
    Afternoon Delight!
    (oh oh oh oh ohh)
    Afternoon Delight!

      1. Hi, Renarde… It is nice to see that you are back to your spunky self. How have you been doing?

    1. K hahaha! I didn’t think anyone else used the word nooky! Love that song! Also use to love that afternoon delight! 😂🙃

      1. foolme1time
        Ha ha ha….afternoon delights are marvelous and I love the word: nooky. It is funny like kerfuffle.

    2. Dear K,
      Awe …. cute song ….I’ve always like that one
      I know what a “nooky” is ……and a “rumpy pumpy” …..🤣
      Ahhhhhh ….the “good ol days”

      If a bloke deliberately mentions his exes ….. run rabbit run 🐰!
      Shanks for the memories gorgeous K
      Luv Bubbles xx 😘

      1. Dear Bubbles,
        That song is groovy, man. You dirty birdie! It is very clear which side of the tracks you grew up on (the fun side)! Ha ha ha…I am going to use rumpy pumpy, that’s a good one and the “good ol days” were fabulous!

        If a bloke triangulates, think Gingerbread Man: run, run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me; I am the Empath wo(man).

        My pleasure beautiful Bubbles! There are memories galore here.

        Luv K xoxo

        1. Dearest K,
          Lol …. yes everything we did was considered a bit “naughty” ….chuckle chuckle ….Or…. you could use “humpy bumpy” 🤣
          I was never big on the gingerbread man … so arrogant ….he deserved to be eaten …. haha 😂
          Have you checked out our latest Scottish granny’s book ….”I need a new bum” …. check it out K …. it’s hilarious
          You’ll ” crack” up
          Luv Bubbles xx 😘

          1. Dear Bubbles,
            The Gingerbread Man was an arrogant little shit, ha ha ha…. he got his comeuppance though; The Fox got him in the end. I will Google “I Need a New Bum” straight away.

            Luv K xoxox

        1. I’m a rocky road kind of gal. But my gut instinct tells me that your question means something else. I’m not sure, I’m just a foreigner. 😬

          1. mommypino
            Ouch! Does it ever…woe is strawberry ice cream; s(he) is being triangulated with mint chocolate chip.

    3. Yeah, I miss Afternoon Delight, too. And at my age, it took some courage. Great song. 🎶

        1. Dear K,
          At my age … ya gotta shut the curtains in the afternoon ….everything looks better in the dark 🤣
          Luv Bubbles xx 😘

          1. Dear Bubbles,
            If only we had magical thinking that was similar to the narcissist, then we would all be younger, better looking and buffer than we really are.
            Luv K xoxo

          2. Dear K,
            Haha …magicals right …. haha ……. most narcs I know, arent that great… their own admiration society consists of only one …. themselves 🤣
            Mr Bubbles actually likes the curtains “open” 😱… go figure 😂Shanks adorable one
            Luv Bubbles xx 😘

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