A Letter to the Narcissist – No. 51

  Dear ToasterĀ  Breath, I give you this name due to you having partaken of the twelve years of my wares. I need to inform you that I found your Refridgerator’s phone number. After she and I had lunch a month ago, she slipped your phone away, and cracked your “Set as Secret” numbers, while … Continue reading A Letter to the Narcissist – No. 51