Time of the Tudorites
It is the Time of the Tudorites!
What does that mean?
It means that you will be able to ask the questions of me, HG Tudor.
Yes, you, the readers of my work will be able to interview me and the interview will be made available on my blog ´Knowing The Narcissist´.
Do you have a burning question about me that you wish to ask?
Is there something about my life, my ways of operating, my interests and activity that you would like to ask and have answered?
Well, now is your chance.
You have ten questions, you ask them, I will answer them and our recorded interview will be posted to the blog for all to listen to and learn from.
The questions are directed at me, about me and what I am, my life and the way I operate. Want to know what I think of something, be it my view about Mid Range Narcissists, what I think about Manchester United, how I regard the empathic victim or whether I believe unicorns exist, you can ask those questions.
Do not fear that your question is stupid or wrong, the floor is being thrown open to you. So, let’s have your thoughts and ideas. The idea is to have a range of quick-fire, interesting and entertaining questions to probe me.
If you want to do this or express your interest, send me your ten proposed questions to narcissist1909@gmail.com head “Time Of The Tudorites”. The best submissions will be selected and I will then contact you to make arrangements for the interview to take place, which will be between 10 to 20 minutes in length.
Over to you!
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Will someone actually get to meet you? And will you both wear masks like you were going to masquerade? Hee, heee
This was so fun!!!
A fabulous distraction!!
Forget mine though! Even for $100,000.00, I could still never, do an interview! Even the very thought of it…!!
But it was an absolute delight to play along and it was sent in with good spirits and a light heart!
I just can’t wait to hear the interview!!!!
And HG, really!!! For a man with such accurate answers…I’m still waiting for an answer to number #10 😉
Honestly!! Lucky a girl does not hold her breath in such company!!! Appalled and offended!
I’ll say, Good day to you, Sir!!
Was I supposed to have ten questions? My flippant attention span needs to read this! I’ve been preoccupied so may have missed details.
Yes, ten.
Doing it now! I think a serious assortment is what I prefer.
Omg! I can’t take you!! Hahaha
Can you please change your picture? I’m sick to death of tangerine shorts and legs.
No. I am pleased you are appearing au naturel in your picture though!
The witch is up until I replace with a Great Wall photo—or a lovely picturesque moment overlooking the Andaman Sea.
A Great Wall of No Contact would be most apt.
I’m already good with no contact.
Lol I agree with you Lorelei, at least HG could have taken the picture a little higher up or perhaps wearing speedos.
Speedos no, please!! They are my kryptonite.
Sweetest—I just know that if I ever truly want to spend time with someone regularly he will disrobe at some point and I’ll be throwing my hands up in utter disappointment! Why me! Why me!
Hahaha you’re such a fatalist! It could surprise you for the better, how do you know?
True. I could never get that lucky and if I did I’d rather it be the lottery.
Correction: then, there’s David Gandy. But I would excuse any outfit on David Gandy. http://speedomusings.blogspot.com/2014/07/david-gandy.html?m=1
Jesus he is something to behold. I had no idea from the name what would pop up!
Damn. Exposed.
HG, if you were David Gandy I would consider all your personality traits and past deeds simple minutiae. I can say this because I know you’re not because he’s dark haired.
Two words : hair dye
Hahaha right.
HG in think John Stamos colors his hair too. It is very black as well.
Dayum. Those eyes.
That’s what I said NA! Where has this guy been? Never heard of him. Mouth watering!
He’s been my mostest platonic crush for a long while since I saw him in the Dolce&Banana (the error is volitional) “Light blue” campaign, which I just posted.
Careful SP. You will cause a revision of the rules! “No talk of cooking, baking, or other hot guys.”
Haha according to HG, I was talking about him. And there’s nothing he loves more than being the spotlight of attention!
Omg please don’t make me envision a man in a speedo! I wonder if men with inadequate structure feel anxious about wearing such apparel? I would guess so. They like to say they can make up for it blah blah. So awful.
Lorelei ,my husband has actually worn them before on the beach. I made sure he shaved everything as you can see right through the white ones. LMAO He thought he looked like a stud and actually posed in a picture . I didnt pose with him thank goodness. I think he posted it on Facebook thinking he will a lot of likes.
A white Speedo is grounds for divorce. Mental Cruelty. Take the pic to any female judge. You’re welcome.
Haha maybe she can grant me faster divorce lol!
I was on Facebook live nude maybe 3 years ago. My daughter was doing the live video thing—I came out of the shower and yes I had a towel on but she came in the room and one thing led to another. My neighbor and narcissist former father in law were texting me. I have no idea where it is now or anywhere but I don’t care. It was kinda embarrassing but whatever. No intentional partial nudity though.
Pati,
Do not mean to insult your husband…….OK yes I do……..but the thought of a speedo is sickening enough let alone picturing all the “prep work” you had him do. You had to throw in the fact that it is white and is basically see thru.
I have to thank you for this as I have cancelled my Weight Watchers membership and copied your comment. It will be placed in my phone and whenever I feel hungry will look at it. I am sure I will loose my appetite every time!!!!!!!
Kim e, NA, Pati: white speedo? You have seen nothing! Gosh, I wish I could share pictures!!!
Lorelei, my narc has quite an adequate body structure and I still find the image of him in speedos grotesque.
I just can’t conjure up the image! I always snicker when I’m at a beach (in the U.S) and see such an atrocity. But I hate the beach mostly. It’s a big litter box aside from the pretty scenery. I forced myself to lay upon the heeps of sand in the sweltering heat for the benefit of the children in their early youth. Now-if they drown or get kidnapped it’s on them. I can do the tiki bar but only briefly. I’m more mountain oriented. More urban. No beach for longer than a few photos or a boat—a boat is ok but not a cruise.
Lorelei, “I hate the beach mostly” 😳 I’m not easily offended, but this is an atrocity I’m not sure I can forgive!
MB—I don’t like the beach! I’m headed to one soon but it is not the focal point of my life. I’m in Beijing now—there are narcissists running around like roaches.
Lorelei, field work!
“inadequate structure”
Haha.
PENIS NA. PENIS.
I’ve only ever seen old men wearing them in public.
I will tell you Lorelei my husband did . I laughed at him and then he criticized me for wearing a thong. He called it dental floss. He had to say something to me become he only wants the attention on him.
I used to wear them—they are really useful for avoiding panty lines. I just do the no panty line ones now. I’m too old and decrepit for thongs.
You are never old come on. Its fun to be daring. I travel to Europe a lot a and see a lot of nude beaches . You should see these old ladies topless, These old men and their speedos letting it all hang out . They don’t care . Its hilarious!
i tried to write yesterday, and found myself under pressure as if i’m passing the exam of my life, took me time to realise that there will be no one telling me that i failled -_-‘
since there is no deadline, evrytime a question pops out on my minde i will note it, and when i reach ten i will send them, i don’t want to give generic or plan questions.
pops out? pops up, may be.
i’m sorry english people i keep mistreating your language, i will improve it’s a promise.
Liza, I love that you participate here in English even though it’s not your first language. It’s very brave of you! Don’t ever worry about getting it wrong. 😊
Thank you MB, it is verry sweet.
This is really exciting and a wonderful idea. I can’t wait to listen to the interview and hear the voice of one of the commenters here interact with you!
I imagine you are enjoying this, HG. Receiving all these questions. Probably some quite amusing ones!
There has been a very good response. Some interesting questions, some predictable and some entertaining.
With all the attention on you HG! I imagine this will be like the Letters to The Narcissist, but on a smaller scale and as time permits. Lorelei’s interview, NA’s interview, SP’s interview, etc.
I haven’t sent anything. Yet.
I was just trying to think of examples. You must be on my mind!
For various reasons there will be no NA interview. I am very much looking forward to the ones chosen though.
The main reason being NA will come over unnecessary at the sound of my voice and forget her questions!
HG
‘The main reason being NA will come over unnecessary at the sound of my voice and forget her questions!’
Haha, and you claim that you never dream.
NA…I knew it. You are HG’s alter ego. HAHAHAHA
Kim e
Are you trying to piss off The Dark Demon by suggesting he has an alter ego (and such a lowly mortal at that)?
No. It’s just that I’m interviewing James Corden that day.
Annnnd…there’s the trap door to the dungeon!
Ha ha. Since you are interviewing that bellend, I have a mission, should you choose to accept it, for you, NA.
HG
I’m all ears on the mission. Does it involve his bellend?
Oh yes and some electrodes and a car battery.
Car battery? No dear HG. Daisy chain a few bench top PSUs together. Taser-esque. Very low impedance.
NA,
I am admitting that I like James Corden because I really do. And also I hate for you to be in the dungeon by yourself.
See you while you are Chained…OH…that would be a good title for a book writen by The Dark Demon.
I understand NA. I’m looking forward to hearing these as well.
Dear NarcAngel and MB,
Audio !!!!! ????? 😱
I’m with you two
🎧 👤🛁🍾
😂
Luv Bubbles xx 😘
Dear Madam Bubbles
What emoji/s would you use for me?
Dearest Renarde,
I’m not sure I understand your question lovely one
Luv Bubbles xx 😘
NA,
Why? I was hoping you would be participating and he would choose you!
Sent.
Brilliant! Love this. Here are mine.
1 James Corden. Discuss.
2 Eleanor of Aquitaine. Genious or uncontrollable sufferer of NPD. Or both?
3 Chanel have been diluting their colonges for years. How does that make you feel?
4 On why Lancashire rules. I’m inviting your thoughts here.
5 How much money does a woman need in 2019 to be able to afford ‘A Room of her Own’?
6 What IS going on with Tom Cruise?
7 Why was Magnus Pike so shit at Physics? And what is centrifugal motion anyway? It’s an imaginary force! Surely?
8 Freddos
9 That pencil neck Oppenheimer. Fucking quoting sacred Hindu texts as he watched Trinity. Bastard. But my question is, did he ever wear a shirt that fitted?
10 Sagan. Why was he taken so soon? Miss that guy. His cool and clear intellectualism coupled with a deep knowledge of humanity. We need Carl!
Just some random thoughts. I’ll prolly email you with the real ones. At some point.
What is wrong with Tom Cruise?
What’s right with him? He needs a mega fuck-ton of therapy.
I’d love to know what Katie Holmes nailed him with to keep him away.
Good point.
Her dad’s a lawyer. She’s very lucky
As for him, Scientology makes people do this free-association type thing to get “clear of engrams.” Anything you reveal can be used to blackmail you so you don’t dare leave. It’s widely suspected that both Cruise and John Travolta are on the DL and that’s what’s being held over their heads.
Tom Cruise is nuttier than I have ever been at my worst. Katie is cute.
Did you see the movie Risky Buisness I think he lip syncs in speedos or maybe it was underwear lol.
Tighty whities. Bold move.
HG ,I am dying of laughter I fell off my bed
No1 needs to stay hahah love it!
1_ really?
2_ she was maried to Louis the 7th, you can’t blame her.
3_no matter how much you delute Chnnel’s perfumes, they will stil be too strong, if you want to punish someone, wear Channel n°5 or Shalimar.
4_joker.
5_depends on the room, and the woman.
6_a series of bad decisions.
7_not his job, fictive force not imaginry, it does exist and if ever played on a turnstile in amusment parks you must have felt it ( too much bad memories).
8_liza wants choclat right now.
9_brilliant brain, irresponsable politics, sensitive topic.
10_joker.
Liza!
Very funny! Love your usage of the Joker!
Liza
What you experience on a roundabout is centripetal force. F =mv^2/r
Centrifugal is something different. It’s an imaginary force.
Pike got these two mixed up. God Sagan wouldn’t.
Billions and billions!
not imaginary, fictive, it is a force observed from a point which’s acceleration is not nulle.
no the centrifugal force Renarde, not centripedal.
the centrifugal force pushes you away from the center of the rotation (the case on a roundabout).
on the contrary the force centripedal will attract you to the center of rotation.
No. Not necessarily. You also have a velocity vector. Which is acting normal to the direction of the force. Classic example is the moon earth interaction. The moon is falling towards us but it has a tangential velocity which sustains the orbit.
Ball on string, planets in orbit all use F=mv^2/r. I need to think more on the roundabout issue but I will say that I’ve never liked circular motion.
The problem with centripetal and centrifugal is that largely we are used to force pairs. Not so when you get to circular motion.
Renarde, the equation that describes the interaction between big objects is :
F=G* ((Ma*Mb)/Dab)
Ma, Mb : respectivelly the masses of objects a and b.
Dab: the distance between a and b.
G:universal gravitational constant.
the earth is not the center of rotation of the moon and the moon is not the center of rotation of the earth so sentrifugal force in here unecessary to describe their interaction.
if we simplify greatly, yes you fon’t fall from a tournabout and the earth and the moon don’t colide because there are tow forces of the same intensity but in opisite directions, they nulify each other. ( but forces of different natures)
if you try to hold to the tounabout only by your ands not sitting on the chaire you wil fall because you don not have the suficient force to conter the one opposite to you.
Liza
You are absolutely wrong. You can indeed use F =mv^2/r to describe earth-moon interaction. The m in this case is the moon. I’ll now give an example.
Kepler produced his three laws of planetary motion that hed empirically derived from Tcho Brahe. He of the silver nose. A scoundrel! This was before Newtons F = GMM/r^2.
Now, a little task I’d like to set my A Level physics boys was this.
Mv^2/r = F = GMM/r^2
Now this isnt physics. It’s pure maths. But when you resolve those two equations, low and behold, you get Kepler 3.
Empirical K3 now sits correctly with Newton. It’s a nice little topic to throw at them. Further maths boys would get it. I’d then get them up to the board to derive it. With some joddling, they’d get there.
Im not sure where you have learnt your physics but I’ve never seen Newtons force between two bodies ascribed in that way you have.
Equally, I don’t understand what fixitive force means either, lovely.
Do you understand a force acting at a distance? What physcists describe as the four classical forces or even what an imaginary force is? Or even fields?
Going further, the importance of inertial reference frames and that Gravity is an acceleration? (Einstein)
There is a lot of confusion here.
Renarde,
please understand that there is no such thing as an imaginary force, what you call imaginary is a fictive foce, and it is a term used to describe the motion of objects in a non Galiliean repository. and it is indeed calculated with the formula F = mv²/R.
then you talked about why the moon and earth don’t collide, and you can explaine it by the universal law of gravitation wich is given by the formula
F=G*(mm’/d^2)
this law couples Kepler’s theeories about the movement of planets and celestial objects and Galile’s about falling objects.
Liza
Love. I’m still not understanding you and I’m a post grad physicist.
I’ve been in this gig for 22 years.
Explain to me what ‘fixative’ is. In 22 years I’ve never heard that term.
Centrifugal is an imaginary force.
regarding the moon an the earth the centrifigal force and the universal force of attraction are directed opposite direction and nulify each other.
That’s not how it works, Liza. Moon and Sun are in a baryocentric orbit. With the null point of gravity properly an acceleration and not a force lies under the Earths crust.
the best carde in the deck, it is a shame there are only two of them.
Renarde,
it seems that we will not comme to an greement on the matter, since both of us are conviced to be right, let us leave it at that.
i have an important exam i need teprepare for the 9th of november, but the moment i get more free time i will definitely reread about this topic in case i missed some point.
it was a real pleasure dicussing it with you Renarde.
And that’s fine to agree to disagree.
I’ve enjoyed chatting to you too.
Aw, shit. I didn’t read the full post. I hope my qs still count. HG!!!! Dammit.
HG, I’m sorry I have been sort of in and out as of late, but I am dealing with a sick 17 yr old cat. I love her. My animals, while I love them, are driving me NUTS. Another one is shitting on the sofa due to anxiety over his recent hair cut. I am spraying the shit out of the place. Blankets are everywhere.
Which begs me to ask, while I know your mom was an UMR Elitist, did you ever have any pets (that is, animals) growing up? Dog? Cat?
Also, do you ever cry alone, when no one is watching? Do you get sad?
I haven’t been as active as of late re: comments, but it is due to life and that reason above. I still think about you and your ideas though. Always.
I feel I could sit down and talk to you for hours, so one question seems a bit cheap. I will stick with the animal though. Dog? Cat?
Bibi
The segue from shitting on the sofa to his mother made me laugh.
This is very exciting. I can’t wait to hear these interviews as I read this blog now entirely to learn about my new favorite subject, Mr. HG Tudor. I no longer have any interest in learning about any narcissists as I am only interested in one; The Magnificent One.
HG ,we will ask you 10 questions and then you will interview that one specific person with the ten questions you choose and then they interview you directly . Through Audio Is that correct ?
1. Email your ten questions.
2. The people who ask the best selection will then be contacted to arrange to interview me to ask the ten questions.
3. I will pick you up in my limousine and take you for lunch followed by attendance at a recording studio. Er, I mean, yes through an audio interaction online.
Hello HG,
I have emailed my questions ,and I understand it is through audio .
However I will take you up on your offer to get picked up in a limousine, make sure you have the driver play one of Celion Dions song ( your choice) and there is a bottle of champagne so we can both say cheers to our Golden Period 🥂
You big flirt.
A girl has to have some fun but only with you HG!
Pati, you are braver than I am. I’m not ashamed to feed my long-distance fangirl habit here, but I’d hesitate to meet HG in person, much less get in a car with him. I can just see him taking me on a scenic drive through a countryside with every possible English cliche adorning it: cottages with gardens in bloom and vine-bedecked trellises, thatched roofs, grazing sheep, rolling hills….
Then he’d take a sharp turn, dump me in the middle of Tottenham, yell out the window, “She likes Arsenal!” and speed away.
Don’t worry it’s Spurs. They’d bottle doing anything.
Hi Violetta ,
Thank you ,its good to be brave and have a sense of humour. Why not? we deserve to have some fun in our life too!
I dont think HG would do that to you he would be dumping all of the Fuel lol
Hugs xoxo
Violetta,
i situate Mr.HG’s age between 38 and 45 years, and i’m verry gratfull for that, and the fact i will never meet him.
if he was around my age, and ended up meeting him, i’m sure i’ll be in big troubel (yes there are too many ifs).
Well you didnt mention lunch and limo HG 🤣 how about a castle tour somewhere 😁
What? To Tudor Towers?
To see the Grotesques?
Hi renarde…why not it is halloween around the corner 😁
True!
HG would.love this triangulation with all 3 of us right now lol!
Hello HG TUDOR! I am from Sweden so I forgive me my bad Englisch.
1) Are you sad over to not feel true Love ?
2) Do you ever wish you very ” Normal” and was not so focused on getting / and hunting for fuel in your life?
3) Do you ever feel lonley?
4) How was your childhood ?
5) You “became” a Narc , can you reverse it ? And do you want thath ?
6) I guess i am a super empath , whath would you say to me thath i chould be aware of , how do you hunt us ?
7) Are you getting any fuel of writing your books and from your you tube channel as well ?
8) When do you come to thath point thath you say to your self ” – now i am done with this ” fuel” person , i am going to let her go ?
9) Do you ever feel exasted in this hunting life?
10) This one is hard to anwer, but still i want to ask , how many procent Narccisistik people do you think it is in the world , 20%, 50% ore maby 75% ?
Hard to guess , but i think you seems to be very , very intelligent , (and your voice is amazing to listen to ,very attractiv.)Some how i feel sorry for you , and I wish you find true love one day and become the one you were before they treated you horrible, and made you a Narcisist . Wish you all the best // Sara.🙏🏼❤
Go to Jw.org
And there you can find ways to be happy again, when you conect to our loving Father and Almighty God .
Thank you Sara, these should be sent in to my email address, I have sent them to myself on your behalf with your details.
Well now! I must have a think!
When must submissions be in by? I’m at work right now so I can’t email yet (yes on a Sunday. I work in an unconventional field!)
There is no deadline.
It will need to move quickly before he changes his mind though!
HG, I will email mine once I think them over.
If I get mine picked, can I use Auto Tune during the recording to sound like Cher, please? Do you believe in life after love, HG?
No.
I assume one negative answers both questions.
Your assumption is correct.
But auto tune Cher, though.
SP,
I laughed out loud so hard. Thanks
SP, my song from.Cher would be . ” If I could turn back time ” lol
Utterly pointless sentiment Pati and one your emotional thinking seizes on. I appreciate you have stated it jokingly, but it does offer an opportunity to point out that one of the problems that any victims have is a preoccupation with the past. Indeed, it is not just victims who are mired in it, but it is a weakness of humans generally, remaining trapped and preoccupied with something that occurred in the past. There are no time machines, it has happened, deal with it.
Hi HG, agreed yes , I wish I could have turned back time and knew all this information. . I would have stopped at the first date, especially when he told me he wanted to marry me. I would have saw the Red Flags . Too late and I need to deal with this head on! So yes you are correct!
Pati,
you stated:
Hi HG, agreed yes , I wish I could have turned back time and knew all this information. . I would have stopped at the first date, especially when he told me he wanted to marry me. I would have saw the Red Flags . Too late and I need to deal with this head on! So yes you are correct!
We all wish the same thing but it is a done deal. Deal with head on is a very smart thing. Now with that thought in mind, get on the Angel list. Please………
Kim, thank you I will still think about it. My birthday is coming up next month Scorpio season, and I normally get some extra money if I dont then I will get on the list. My husband makes a decent living I just dont want him knowing how I am spending the money. I am not prepared to answer any questions from.him. Thank you so much for everything!
That is the one thing I admire about your kind: the ability to move on and not be stuck in the past.
Indeed, it is a necessary and very useful ability and not to have it is problematic.
Everything you read about obtaining and maintaining happiness and contentment is about mindfulness and living in the PRESENT. So, once again, HG is correct. He knows our kind.
Speaking to Chimum’s concern above, do you have the ability to disguise the voice of the interviewer if they desired?
Just use helium.
Minnie Mouse it, then? Ha ha
Hahaha!
Sounds like fun! Ill send my 10 but wont be able to interview maybe someone else can? I cant wait to listen!!
Speaking of which i need to listen to the other interview today 🤗
Love it !
Sent!
Received.
Now there’s a surprise!
I had a feeling this was going to happen!