Inanimate Compliance



I have a fascination for inanimate objects. Show me a beautiful watch with its intricate mechanism on display and I shall sit transfixed for a long time admiring the craftsmanship in this creation. I like to touch one of my favourite suits relishing the sensation of the cloth. I will hold it up pleased with the way it hangs and then of course admire how I wear it in the mirror. A sculpture, a painting, a car or a piece of jewellery. They all invite my admiration. They are items of beauty and superiority and as such firmly belong in my world. Moreover, they do exactly what I want. I love my dishwasher. It always works. I press the buttons and it obeys my commands, quietly churning away as it removes the residue from the expensive crockery. The glassware comes out shining, without streaks or marks. Each and every time. Objects are reliable. They perform as I require them to perform. I love nothing more than an appliance. It complies, it obeys and it delivers. I love possessions.

I love to possess you and make you an inanimate object. That is how I see you. You are an appliance which I expect to do as I demand.You are but an extension of me, placed here to carry out my demands and whims. I like to attach brand names to my ex-girlfriends. Becky was Zanussi – she was good at science, thus she was the appliance of science. Sarah was Nike since I had to tell her to Just Do It.(she called me Burger King – have it your way, I quite liked her).Another was Energizer as she kept going and going and going (but that’s another tale). I like to think I am Tag Heuer (Success. It’s a Mind Game).I objectify everybody and assess how they can be a good appliance to me. Once that is done I have to acquire the appliance. I have possession of you and you must act as I dictate. All my other possessions do, so why should you be any different?

6 thoughts on “Inanimate Compliance

  1. angelangie35 says:

    He meant eat all your meat and flesh off ” the good and delicious stuff” everything valuable and good about you then discard the chicken bone. That’s pretty much it.

  2. DrHouse says:

    Do you love your Jaguar like your dishwasher?
    Or is the real love a Swiss watch?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      I do not love anything in the way of love based on emotional empathy. I am a narcissistic psychopath, I am incapable of love.

      1. DrHouse says:

        But you have feelings. You’re not an Android.

        Have you ever tried molly? If so, how did it make you feel?

        1. HG Tudor says:

          I do, but largely negative ones.

          Yes, she tried to keep pace with me but failed.

  3. Eternity says:

    Yes , I remember being called Kentuky Fried Chicken ,Its finger lickin good. What a terrible name to call someone. He thought it was funny. I didnt .

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