From The Mouth of the Narcissist 2

"I am rather worried about all of these things you are saying, you should see somebody, someone who deals with mental health and get some help."

"Oh for the love of god will you please stop going on and on and on. You would give an aspirin a headache. It is no wonder your husband left you, you are a complete pain in the arse."

Have you seen the backside on her? If you kept off the cream cakes you could look like that, you know.

"There is no such thing as society."

"Yes, I have a television a bit like that, but mine is bigger."

"Well, there was not much wrong with that shot, was there?"

"I think, what really matters when these things happen, is er, well, you know what I mean, because at the end of day, when we look at all the options, I think that me and you, well there is just that thing where sometime you just have to keep doing what you are doing and by doing that you become what you need to be and you seen, er  with you and I, the thing is that in the end we, well, what do you think?"

"Zlatan is not happy."

"If you do not get it done today, you can kiss goodbye to having a job here tomorrow."

"Why? That's why!"

"Come on, its not affair when it happens in daylight! Everybody knows that!"

"I cannot deal with it right now."

"You are a narcissist, you fit the description perfectly."

"I'm right, you're wrong. I'm big, you're small, I'm strong, you´re weak!"

"So, I cracked his skull, that soon done shut him up!"

"You'd get it for me, it you really loved me."

"You said you'd get it for me, you said you would and you didn't flaming do it, you don't love me, you just pretend."

"Now, what's all this nonsense about, sit down and let's  resolve this."

"Some people just do not know when they have been conquered."

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