Surprisingly easier to incarcerate than you might think, our next occupant of the dock is John McClane (not Bruce Willis so keep the argument re McClane). What verdict will you conclude with regard to Mr “Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker”? Bring forth the submissions and cast your votes, but first, the Summary of Information
Summary of Information for John McClane
Exhibits a Never-Say-Die maverick spirit
Described by Herr H Gruber (deceased) as “Just another American who thinks he is John Wayne)
Relishes use of fire arms
Reluctant hero
Divorced
Detective Lieutenant in NYPD and then LAPD
Worked in Vice, Narcotics, Homicide, Robbery and Joint Terror Task Force
Father to son and daughter but estranged from them during their childhoods
Rated 3rd of all-time movie badasses
Exhibits vigilantism and rejection of authority
Chain-smoker
One-step away from being a full-blown alcoholic
Enjoys issuing sardonic one-liners
Disliked his rise to national fame after his heroics at the Nakatomi Plaza
Lost father in childhood, father an Irish American cop
Mother died in early adulthood
Repeated lack of concern for own safety
Has been suspended from active police duty
Exhibits roguish charm to harness the assistance of others
Enjoys mocking his adversaries
Raised as a Catholic
Has killed 73 terrorists
