No Good Advice

  Relationship advice. The internet is awash with it. Sites, blogs, question and answer sessions, videos on YouTube there is a plethora of advice about how to deal with the problems which arise in intimate relationships. I decided recently to have a good look through many of these sites and gather together the common complaints […]

HG´s Christmas Captives – Santa Claus

  Our final member of the accused is the big man himself, Santa Claus. Ready your arguments, ponder his fate, consider the summary of information below and then cast your vote. Use it wisely, Christmas hangs in the balance….   Summary of Information for Santa Claus   Spends all year watching children and making notes about them […]

HG´s Christmas Captives – John McClane

Surprisingly easier to incarcerate than you might think, our next occupant of the dock is John McClane (not Bruce Willis so keep the argument re McClane). What verdict will you conclude with regard to Mr “Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker”? Bring forth the submissions and cast your votes, but first, the Summary of Information   Summary of Information […]

HG´s Christmas Captives – Ebenezer Scrooge

Bring forth the next of my captives and into the dock in the Ultra High Court Of Justice, comes someone who will be familiar to you all, Ebenezer Scrooge. Let’s have his summary of information and then your arguments and votes! EBENEZER SCROOGE – SUMMARY OF INFORMATION Money lender Hater of Christmas Hoarder of wealth and exploiter of the poor Lonely child […]