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THE HOOVER

How well do you understand The Hoover? Are you full of Logic and a Cement Shoe Empath or are you still learning and need to grab that Lampost of Logic to avoid being sucked by in by the narcissists hoovering?

Take this quiz and find out how good your knowledge is, about the hoover.

Welcome to The Hoover Quiz

How well do you understand hoovers?

Are you at risk of being sucked in or will you prevail against them?

Put your Narc Knowhow to the test.

20 questions with 5 points for each correct answer.

(You may take the quiz as many times as you wish)

How many Hoover Carriers or Conduits are there?

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

None

If I cause massive wounding to the narcissist then

I will never be hoovered

I increase the risk of being hoovered

I reduce the risk of being hoovered

I will cause a different form of hoover to happen

None

The narcissist has sent me a text message after a period of silence for one month, but I have not replied, what is the likely response of the narcissist

The narcissist is wounded

The narcissist receives Challenge Fuel

The narcissist obtains Thought Fuel

The narcissist is wondering why I have not replied and considering his next move

None

The narcissist has driven past my house. What is this?

A direct physical hoover

A scouting mission for information about me

An indirect physical hoover

Coincidence - he drives past me to his workplace every day

None

If I keep open the electronic route for the narcissist to hoover me then...

This will prevent him from hoovering me in person

This will mean I will be hoovered more often in a benign way

This means I will be hoovered more often

This means I am more likely to be painted white

None

A friend of the narcissist has telephoned me to ask how I am. I have not heard from this friend for 7 or 8 weeks. What is this?

An indirect electronic hoover

Just a mutual friend getting in touch

A hoover by proxy

An opportunity for me to find out what the narcissist is doing

None

If there is a Hoover Trigger then....

I will be hoovered

I will be hoovered if my no contact regime is weak

I will be hoovered repeatedly

I am at risk of a hoover

None

The purpose of a hoover is...

To control me

To gain information from me

To frighten me

To enable the narcissist to show off

None

I have walked past where the narcissist has worked, therefore

The narcissist will hoover me

I have shown the narcissist I am rejecting him/her

I have entered the third sphere of influence

I may have entered the third sphere of influence

I have entered the second sphere of influence

I may have entered the second sphere of influence

None

The narcissist always hoovers the victim to draw them back into the Formal Relationship

Always

Most of the time

Not necessarily

Not at all

None

The narcissist has kept photographs of me, therefore

He/she still wants me

He/she plans to put them on the internet to upset me

He/she is getting ready to hoover me

He/she has an increased risk of a sixth sphere Hoover Trigger

None

I have not blocked the narcissist on the telephone therefore

I am committing No Contact Suicide

I am creating a Pressure Valve

I am able to test my No Contact Regime

I am robust enough to reject any hoovers

None

The narcissist has telephoned me but I failed to answer therefore

This is an executed hoover which succeeded

This is an executed hoover which failed

This is an unexecuted hoover

This is the start of a series of hoovers

None

I am the Former IPPS. The narcissist has moved in a new intimate partner, therefore

I am at a high risk of a Malice Campaign because he hates me

I am at a high risk of being hoovered because he will want to show off the new person

I am at a low risk of being hoovered by proxy because he may cause her to act against me

I am less likely to be hoovered because of his golden period with the new person

None

I am repeatedly being hoovered even though I am not contacting the narcissist, what is most likely going on?

The narcissist has an obsession

The narcissist wants to destroy me

The narcissist has to destroy me

The narcissist has to get me back

None

If I am with somebody new, in terms of a new romantic relationship then

I am more likely to be hoovered

I am less likely to be hoovered

I will not be hoovered at all

It depends on the school of narcissist

None

The narcissist will always hoover me because

That is what narcissists do

I am unable to go no contact

He/She sees me as his or her property

I am the best provider of fuel

None

If I escape the narcissist and I become the Former IPPS then

I will receive an Initial Grand Hoover

I will receive Follow-Up Hoovers straight away

I am likely to receive an Initial Grand Hoover

I may receive an Initial Grand Hoover

None

I am at a social gathering and the narcissist is there, he/she has looked at me but done nothing more, this is

Not a Hoover

An indirect physical hoover

A direct physical hoover

A precursor to a direct physical hoover

None

Will I be hoovered?

Depends on what the narcissist does

Depends on whether I provoke the narcissist

Depends on what is happening in his/her Fuel Matrix

Depends on what I do

None

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