The Ten Tests of Competing Prospects



I have grown weary of the incumbent primary supply. The fuel that ought to be provided at a premium level has become diminished in quantity and quality. Whilst it still flows as part of the devaluation that continues, the time has come to audition for your replacement. I am courting you following my usual preparatory work once you have been targeted and I have now commenced your seduction. You are not alone. I am seducing someone else as well. It makes sense to have an insurance policy after all. You won’t know about this competitor (at least not yet) but believe me that when you are in the early stages of being seduced by our kind, it is highly likely that I was seducing someone else. In order to identify the best source of fuel so we choose the most effective primary source, we will set a number of tests. These tests are not so arduous that they will risk the seduction failing, but are designed to ascertain which of the two, or more, competing prospects provides the best fuel. This current performance amounts to a strong indicator of future performance. Here are ten of the tests that are commonly utilised.


  1. Sending the same text message to both prospects to see who responds the fastest.
  2. Sending the same text message to both prospects without concerns as to the speed of reply but as to which provides the best fuel-laden response.
  3. Arranging a date with both prospects and then cancelling (with a view to re-arranging of course) to determine who is the most disappointed and which of the prospects tries to keep the date alive by making adjustments and alternative suggestions.
  4. Calling both prospects in the middle of the night to see who answers.
  5. Sending the same gift at the same time to see who thanks us the fastest and in the most appreciative manner.
  6. If sexual coupling has occurred at this early juncture, then sleeping with you both in the space of 24 hours (or less) in order to determine who is the more fuel accomplished lover.
  7. Feigning a minor emergency and seeing who responds the fastest and with the greatest concern and compassion.
  8. Suggesting a date when I know that the prospects have something else on to see who will break their existing engagement in order to see me.
  9. Having a lieutenant try to arrange a date with you to see if you rebuff him and make mention of me.
  10. Holding a social media challenge to see how many likes, re-tweets, comments each prospect applies to my postings in a three-day period to see who posts the most and provides the most fuel.


Not only does this contest between the two prospects provide us with plenty of fuel coming from two fuel lines, it enables us to determine who we should focus our greater efforts on to ensure they are seduced and become our intimate partner and primary source. If the contest is too close to call after the ten tests above, then additional tests will be applied and the ten above will be re-run also. The winner becomes our intimate partner but the loser does not go home empty handed, not at all. They are likely to be awarded the status of inner or outer circle friend and they will be kept within our sphere of influence as a supplier of fuel. They also a future role to play in a prospective triangulation and there may even be a promotion in the offing at some point….

7 thoughts on “The Ten Tests of Competing Prospects

  1. blackcoffee30 says:

    #6 *raises hand* I did this to the Nex. I wonder if he subconsciously chose me because my narcissistic traits matched his?

  2. Edwina says:

    Who receives the most focus? It seems like the less gullible one, since the other is more pliable.

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  4. Bibi says:

    Use the word ‘whilst’ in seduction.

    I recall something happening to me where Mr. Lesser Somatic Narc never bothered to write my name in any of the msgs. Not once.

    During this ‘seduction competition’ I found myself boasting more about my talents and accomplishments as well as posting pics–my narcissism on full display. My competitor liked that “Live, Laugh Love” sentiment that boring white women make into signs to hang on their walls. Why must I compete! She is a philistine! (But then so was he.)

    Now with no narcs, there is no need to boast nor post, as I find myself unable to revel in accomplishment anyway.

    #6 is really icky. I had a “friend” in uni who used to screw so many guys–she needed all the attention on her and was resentful if I got any. It was to the point where she did not want to go out with me where there were guys.

    (She was sluttier but I was prettier, ahem.) It was through her where I met the one English dude I made out with. He came home w her and then latched onto me, once I arrived. It’s like her forgot about her. I think she always resented that.

    Then when she knew I liked him, she had to go and make out with him. I don’t think he was a narc b/c he was drunk and I could see he felt badly about it. I never saw him again.

    I also don’t think she was a narc either–as she admitted her selfishness and apologized for hurting me, but we were never friends again after that.

    I felt more sad for her–that constant need for attention. How exhausting.

  5. Pam says:

    Good luck to you and those two dipshits giving you pussy.👍

  6. Sharla Dewan says:

    I have to say that having been a part of the testing and re- testing etc . was a huge life lesson to me and allowed me to better use my head – the left part of my brain mostly . Someday perhaps I’ll get an opportunity to thank the narcissist I was with for making me a better , mother , friend , daughter , worker and all over stringer ! There was a time where I was so weak that it was a wonder how i walked around carrying my own head ! I love reading your work – it serves as a reminder that true evil does exist and how valuable my eyes really are . 💜

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Welcome Sharla and thank you for the compliments about my work.

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