From The Mouth Of The Narcissist

Welcome to the quiz From The Mouth Of The Narcissist

You will see below 20 questions. All of the following comments are ones which have been made by narcissists. Using your knowledge, how many of the comments are you able to match to the relevant narcissist? Remember, you are choosing the sub school of narcissist who is MOST likely to make the comment.

You will score two points for each correct answer. You will be told how many correct answers you have achieved. You may take the quiz as many times as you wish.

Can you work out who says what so you understand precisely what is coming From the Mouth of the Narcissist

1.

"I'm not talking to you because you didn't bring me my beer."

Upper Greater

Middle Mid Range Type A

Upper Lesser Type A

Middle Lesser

2.

"I think, if you think about what you've just said, you'll realise that you are wrong."

Lower Greater

Middle Mid Range Type B

Upper Mid-Range

Upper Lesser Type B

3.

"Your wife's left you? So what? Time to get drunk, fuck women and man up, dude!

Middle Lesser

Lower Lesser

Upper Lesser Type A

Lower Mid Range

4.

"Stop using dictionary words against me!"

Middle Greater

Lower Mid Range

Upper Lesser Type B

Lower Lesser

5.

"People like you never realise what you're dealing with."

Middle Greater

Lower Greater

Upper Greater

Upper Mid-Range

6.

"This is what the world has finally been waiting for."

Upper Greater

Middle Greater

Lower Greater

Upper Mid-Range

7.

"Look what you made me do, you absolute clown!"

Lower Lesser

Lower Mid-Range

Middle Lesser

Middle Mid-Range Type B

8.

"I promise I will stop doing it, I've realised the mistakes that I have made."

Middle Mid Range Type A

Middle Mid Range Type B

Upper Mid Range

Middle Greater

9.

"I cannot believe that I've met someone like you. I ´ve always been the unlucky one in love and now I've met you, I am so so blessed. Thank you for coming into my life."

Middle Lesser

Lower Mid-Range

Middle Mid-Range Type A

Middle Mid-Range Type B

10.

"Do it or get the hell out of my factory!"

Upper Mid-Range

Lower Mid-Range

Upper Lesser Type B

Lower Greater

11.

"You will regret the day you ever met me."

Lower Greater

Lower Mid-Range

Upper Lesser Type A

Upper Mid-Range

12.

"I'm going to make your life a living hell, you ungrateful bitch!"

Upper Lesser Type A

Lower Mid Range

Upper Greater

Upper Mid Range

13.

"Why are you making my life so hard right now at this time? I love you, why must you hurt me like this? Why?"

Middle Mid Range Type B

Lower Mid Range

Middle Lesser

Middle Mid Range Type A

14.

"Can't talk right now. Very busy. Huge deal."

Upper Lesser Type A

Upper Mid Range

Upper Lesser Type B

Middle Greater

15.

"Fuck you and your goddamn ugly brat!"

Lower Lesser

Middle Lesser

Lower Greater

Lower Mid Range

16.

"All I ask is that you try harder and work with me to save what we have here."

Upper Mid Range

Upper Greater

Middle Mid-Range Type A

Middle Mid-Range Type B

17.

"The universe has cursed me, this always happens."

Lower Mid-Range

Middle Mid-Range Type B

Middle Mid-Range Type A

Lower Lesser

18.

"Oh yes, I love manipulating people, you had better keep your eye on me, ha ha!"

Upper Lesser Type A

Lower Greater

Middle Greater

Middle Mid-Range Type A

19.

"Why won't you listen to me? I listen to you all of the time, 24/7."

Middle Mid-Range Type B

Lower Mid-Range

Middle Lesser

Upper Greater

20.

"You've been flirting again with your boss haven't you, I can smell her perfume on you, you cheating bastard."

Lower Mid-Range

Upper Lesser Type B

Middle Lesser

Lower Lesser

21.

HG approves.

Ultra

Upper Greater

Middle Greater

Lower Greater

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