You have been judged a menace by a jury-of-one rigged in your favor.
The defence presented a spectacular display of textbook fallacies, perjury, and witness-badgering. Your hasty exit from the scene of your crimes confirms your culpability.
Your insanity plea was considered by the court but denied due to the dismal prospects of rehabilitation.
All control previously granted is hereby revoked.
You are sentenced to silence and resolute disregard.