Silent Night

silent-night

Silent night, frozen out night,

You’re not calm, feeling shite,

He’s gone missing, leaving you riled

Left alone, bereft and reviled

Should you call the police?

When will this behaviour cease?

Silent night, absent night,

‘Phone not answered, it’s not right,

Left you crying tears on your face,

You’ll keep searching, it’s part of the chase

Taking apart your self-worth

As he gives you a wide berth

Silent night, lonely night,

He’s disappeared from your sight,

How is this meant to be love?

This time you’ve had enough

Change the locks, end the contract

It’s time for no contact

19 thoughts on “Silent Night

  1. Leslie says:

    Change the locks
    Go no contact
    And have a blessedly
    Happy New Year

    1. NarcAngel says:

      Leslie
      Good advice Leslie. Same to you.

  2. Ugotit says:

    Are those ur legs hg ?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Yes.

      1. Kathy Mor says:

        It keeps getting better!

      2. Ugotit says:

        Lol nice legs yesterday I saw a hand I hope I didn’t miss other body parts during my absence but I think I must have lol

    2. abrokenwing says:

      Will you be reveling yourself step by step like that until we’ll all see you in full glory Mr Tudor?

      1. HG Tudor says:

        Watch this space ABW

        1. MB says:

          You just gave me butterflies, HG!

        2. Clarece says:

          The internet is going to crash from all the hits on Narcsite that day. 😉

          1. MB says:

            Yep Clarece. We’re going to break the internet like that dress did!

          2. Clarece says:

            😂😂😂

      2. jenna says:

        Zooming in… the shorts have the logo ‘SuperDry®Swim…’ (can’t see the rest), tanned legs with abubdant soft fuzzy hair (I am sure you didn’t like the soft and fuzzy part). I would guess size 9 or 10 shoe size. He is comfortable being barefoot, but prefers a white towel on his lounge chair (recall the ‘white glove test’ he performs with the ipps). He likes to cross his legs left over right, trying to relax and take in more sun. He may be shirtless, wanting to eliminate tan lines… Just merely speculating the possibilities! There may be an ipps around or a few ipss’s but we’ll never know lol!

  3. Caroline R says:

    Sorry if my comment is in poor taste. I haven’t had enough sleep the last week.

    1. BurntKrispyKeen says:

      Ha! I say no worries, Caroline R… whether sleep-deprived or well-rested, that alternate ending of yours is cute and catchy! Besides, we all know that we don’t REALLY want something horrific to happen to our narcissist… at least not around the holidays. 🎁

      Like you, I enjoy when HG re-writes the traditional tunes. It shows a bit more of his creative, whimsical side. I think you share much of the same talent, Caroline. It’s fun to bust a rhyme.

      I always said that I would love a chance to be a Bernie Taupin… if I could just find an Elton John! Ah, if only… And I know, at best, I could only hope to be a watered-down version, but wouldn’t it be fun to write out nothing but lyrics and have someone as talented as Elton put it to music? (I always found those two, that partnership, to be unique. 🎵)

      Pretty sure HG would have no problem being someone’s Bernie. ☺

      1. Caroline R says:

        BKK
        Ha ha!
        You’re adorable!

  4. Caroline R says:

    Very clever HG
    This is really satisfying at the end. Thank you.

    (alternate ending:
    “Hear the screech, crash and horn,
    Ex-N has gone to the morgue”)

  5. nunya biz says:

    Oh god, legs now? Come on.
    I really don’t need teasing today.

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