Quiz : From the Mouth of the Narcissist


Welcome to the quiz From The Mouth Of The Narcissist


You will see below 20 questions. All of the following comments are ones which have been made by narcissists. Using your knowledge, how many of the comments are you able to match to the relevant narcissist? Remember, you are choosing the sub school of narcissist who is MOST likely to make the comment.

You will score two points for each correct answer.  You will be told how many correct answers you have achieved. You may take the quiz as many times as you wish.

Can you work out who says what so you understand precisely what is coming From the Mouth of the Narcissist


"I'm not talking to you because you didn't bring me my beer."


"I think, if you think about what you've just said, you'll realise that you are wrong."


"Your wife's left you? So what? Time to get drunk, fuck women and man up, dude!


"Stop using dictionary words against me!"


"People like you never realise what you're dealing with."


"This is what the world has finally been waiting for."


"Look what you made me do, you absolute clown!"


"I promise I will stop doing it, I've realised the mistakes that I have made."


"I cannot believe that I've met someone like you. I ´ve always been the unlucky one in love and now I've met you, I am so so blessed. Thank you for coming into my life."


"Do it or get the hell out of my factory!"


"You will regret the day you ever met me."


"I'm going to make your life a living hell, you ungrateful bitch!"


"Why are you making my life so hard right now at this time? I love you, why must you hurt me like this? Why?"


"Can't talk right now. Very busy. Huge deal."


"Fuck you and your goddamn ugly brat!"


"All I ask is that you try harder and work with me to save what we have here."


"The universe has cursed me, this always happens."


"Oh yes, I love manipulating people, you had better keep your eye on me, ha ha!"


"Why won't you listen to me? I listen to you all of the time, 24/7."


"You've been flirting again with your boss haven't you, I can smell her perfume on you, you cheating bastard."


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Time to submit your answers.

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Not yet top of the class? Why not utilise the following resources to help you master the quiz:-

Understanding the Narcissist´s Fuel Matrix

Narc Vision and The Bolt-Ons

From The Mouth of the Narcissist

WANT THE ANSWERS ? WANT THE DETAILED EXPLANATIONS? GO HERE From the Mouth of the Narcissist – Answers and Explanations

4 thoughts on “Quiz : From the Mouth of the Narcissist

  1. WiserNow says:

    This is a fun exercise, although it’s harder than it looks. After four attempts, my highest score was 15 correct answers or 33 points. After four tries, I was guessing for some of them.

    I take it No. 21 is a bonus question the vast majority should answer correctly in order to gain 3 points?

  2. Francine says:

    Not surprised at my score. I need to study more. Watched that short film that you analyzed I would have guessed the man to be a lesser but you clarified that he did have a facade The breakdown of that film was intricate and telling… Before watching that film I would have classified my mother as a lesser but now I realize she did operate a facade. A facade held together by string and bubble gum. Growing up I remember thinking she live by the motto ‘what would people think’. So right there should have been an indication to me that there was a facade in play. The facade was for both mostly strangers and people she wanted to think well of her. The film was an excellent teaching tool more please and thank you.

  3. Witch says:

    I flopped! Only got 8 answers correct- 19 points
    I can’t remember what the midrange A’s and B’s are and I don’t know the differences between the greaters

  4. Anna says:

    This is great fun. Please more quizzes HG. They are fantastic and fun to do. We can test our knowledge and understanding on what we read from the site. Good stuff.

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