Hark the Somatic Narc!

HARK! THE SOMATIC NARC!

(To the tune of Hark the Herald Angels Sing)

 

Narc, the somatic loud does sing,

Returning from his latest fling,

Sexual conquests he finds wild,

Now it’s your turn to be defiled

Turgid all his erections rise,

With a blue pill that’s no surprise.

He wants your body to proclaim

You are the best I cannot complain

Narc the somatic he likes to swing

Sexual diseases he will bring

Narc, the highest heaven he assured,

Narc, with gifts he can’t afford,

Last in time behold him come,

Whilst he spanks you on the bum,

Exposed in flesh the god you’ll see,

Gathering fuel so expertly,

Pleased as punch he starts to swell,

He’s steamier than Emmanuel,

Narc, the seducer here to bring

Sexual conquest is his thing.

Hail the ripped,buff gym bunny,

Hail the displays of his money,

Gifts galore to you he brings,

Even one which often stings,

Looks so good you’ll want to cry,

See that twinkle in his eye,

Born to cheat online he’ll surf,

Bring you crashing down to earth

Narc the somatic with shiny ring,

Hoping to him you’ll always cling.

11 thoughts on “Hark the Somatic Narc!

  1. Viol. says:

    HG, please record this. Not AI, your own lovely velvety voice.

    1. Allison says:

      I’m voting for a recording of his version of “99 Problems”.

  2. Allison says:

    Xmas indeed.

  3. Catherine Rivera says:

    Happy Gaudete Sunday to you too, HG! Loved the rendition of an old favorite with a narcissistic twist!

    May I please request an address to send you Christmas greetings?

      1. Hello HG and Happy Holidays!

        1. Is it possible Mangione is a normal or an empath? I would think both could kill under the right circumstances like soldiers. I am not saying vigilantism is right. But unlike many, I don’t mourn him. First, I don’t know him. Second, he got 10 million more that year for making 10% more for the company out of people’s suffering. I don’t believe in profiting on health. And the horror stories keep rolling … arising from American health care. Today the average American due to the cost of living on average spends 12,000 more on costs a year. Not a problem for the rich but I think it’s disgusting. Everyone hopes and some voted for Trump to get a better life. We shall see. I have made it no secret my beliefs. Jesus is rarely depicted as angry in the Bible. Rather, kindness, acceptance and compassion rule. “Love thy enemies etc… “ The Prince of Peace, and Love. Yet…., He got angry at the temple, overturning a table because these tax collectors etc… made the temple ( life), a marketplace and overcharged and took advantage of others because they could and because of GREED. Today we see the hoarding of money, the demonetization , we see those rich buying power and it never stops, nothing is enough to satisfy and compassion is not in their vocabulary. Jesus said the temple ( life) should be a place of worship and not full of a “ den of robbers.” Jesus’ temple was a field, a rock, a house, a mountain, a boat. Notice? Not a temple. No money collected.

        1. Leigh says:

          Hi Contagious,
          I can’t imagine that Mangione is an empath. He was here in NYC on Nov 24 and didn’t kill Brian Thompson until Dec 4. For at least 10 days he sat and stewed on this, probably more. Isn’t that premeditation? Could an empath premeditate in that way? As an empath, why didn’t he think about Brian Thompson’s children? I can’t imagine an empath could commit such a cold blooded murder. Allegedly.

          I hope Mr. Tudor does an analysis on Mangione. I think he’s a pure psychopath.

  4. CSW says:

    Well, I won’t be able to get your version out my head. Release it as a single please HG! I loathe Christmas songs but I would definitely buy Hark!The Somanic Narc.

    1. Viol. says:

      Seconding. I’m pretty sure he’s a baritone.

      1. CSW says:

        Yes, I’m sure he is too. HG on the piano singing Hark! The Somatic Narc… on a livestream would be wonderful ( Hint, hint) Please.

  5. Asp Amp says:

    Ahh ! Now, the snow-ing effect (across WP screen) is appropes (to this article) !!
    It amuses me. Muchly.

    Thank you, HG, for all your work this year. Increasing subscribers on all YT / KTN blog is an excellent achievement, a credit to you.

    I’m so glad that I came across your work and that I learned so much to understand better about myself, other people and you. Why you do this. Thank you, HG xxx

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