To Weave a Web

I have made mention of how the advancements in technology have provided my kind and I with a smorgasbord of methods to carry out our works. From seduction to manipulation the freedom that comes with wifi and a functioning device provides is with a wealth of opportunity. My web can be spread wide over the….well the web. How apt it is that the pioneers of the internet decided on the appellation of world wide web. The electronic blanket which encapsulates this planet is indeed a web. A perilous place which readily ensnares the unwary. From chatrooms, to text messaging, through Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, e-mail and dating sites, the internet has proven to be bountiful in its riches for my kind. Of course, this vast array of different hunting grounds can only be of benefit to the seasoned hunter. You can fill a river with salmon but if you do not know how to fish then you will not catch anything. Of course, I know how to fish, to shoot, to spear and to hunt. My mastering of the tools of manipulation enables me to sniff out my prey in moments and like a lion tracking a bison, drag them to the ground and eat them from behind before they even realise what has happened to them. Have you ever seen the expression on a felled bison or buffalo as a predatory lion gorges on their flesh? It is not pain, it is not frustrated struggle but an almost blissful ignorance to what is actually happening. They seem unaware that they are being devoured. It is so similar for my victims. They smile and purr even as I am taking chunks from them because that is the high level of my skill.

Thus the internet has become my hunting ground and my various manipulative machinations are given a good run out amidst the waiting and willing victims. There is one thing however that always works in this electronic shop window and that is the art of conversation.

My early forays in chatrooms bore fruit so incredibly quickly. Even I was taken aback at how easy it was. So many times I read comments such as

“It is such a lovely change to meet someone who can hold a conversation.”

“You are so charming and interesting, you actually hold a conversation than saying hi babe wanna shag?”

“You are clearly intelligent and interested in me. I am not used to that. So many of the men on here just want a picture of my boobs or want to send me a dick pic, you are not like that.”

Naturally, I was not engaged in conversations with men so I do not know if there is a boorish equivalent amongst the female ranks. Certainly in all my conversations I never came across any lady whose opening gambit was to offer a picture of her genitals. I take the view therefore that it is the male of the species that is letting you down. They are certainly not letting me down. By populating chat rooms and dating sites and trotting out such Neanderthal lines these men are increasing my currency. The fact I can talk about a variety of subjects, ask pertinent and engaging questions and avoid suggesting a bunk up in the first ten mintues meant that I really was the desired exception. The idiots, the perverts and the inarticulate all made me look even better than I already did (yes I know that may be hard to believe!) and thus when I came sashaying into view I was greeted with utter delight by those I interacted with. Even if I had no interest in someone, I was hard pressed not to attract them, by virtue of being able to string sentences together and not engage in demands for instant sexual congress (of course that would come later when I was always pushing on an open door).

Time and time again I heard reports of the pathetic and ill-mannered behaviour of men in these arenas. I expressed dismay and castigated them for it but all the while I celebrated for so long as they continued in this vein it meant all the more eager and willing victims for me. Those weak and pathetic spiders would soon curl up and dye for there was only one giant walking through the net. Along came a spider but this one could hold a conversation.

28 thoughts on “To Weave a Web

  1. Alice says:

    Lol, very entertaining post!
    Their achilles heel is their need for fuel – and women, especially:-) <
    They need us more than we need them.

    That being said: it is equally easy to `manipulateยด men on dating sites. I received the same `praiseยด from men as he did receive from women ("you are exceptional, unique, versatile, outstandingly beautiful and elegant… all the other women fade against you… dada-di-dada-da").
    All that chatter is worthless, to say the least.

    No man could ever catch me that way. The only way to catch a woman of my kind (sic!) is to master *the art of delay* in every conversation and interaction… I wonยดt explain any further, but I guess H.G. will get it – the N in my life surely did.

  2. Nikita says:

    Jajaja i think its funny. Survivor talks about disgusting and my last post I send you a kiss ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. survivor says:

    I feel utter disgust for you and your evil minion family. But boy oh boy do I get to sniff you and your kind also very quickly now. But I am an open raw piece of meat after you savages. They smell me everywhere I go… its like .. you can run but I have no place to hide any more…..

  4. Forgot to ask. Is that you in the picture?

    1. Freedom says:

      Ha I was wondering that to Laurelwolfelives ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

      1. I’m thinking probably not. Wouldn’t appeal to me if it WAS him.

        1. Freedom says:

          Laurelwolfelives I don’t know he’s not bad looking. However no matter how easy on the eye any narcissist is not welcome as a partner anymore.

          1. Oh, he’s beautiful but you’re right…not as a partner. I wonder what kind of “friend” he would be?

          2. Freedom says:

            As a friend if a narc he would be a user and a loser. Can think he looks nice though. window shopping never hurt anyone ๐Ÿ˜Š

        2. malignnarc says:

          Then you are in luck !

          1. YAY! ๐Ÿ™‚

    2. malignnarc says:

      No it’s not, he is not scheming enough to be me.

      1. LOL. He’s a pretty man, though. Not all narcissists are beautiful…Loser certainly wasn’t. He just THOUGHT he was.

        1. malignnarc says:

          I would die if someone called me pretty. Unless it was pretty awesome.

          1. I guess I should have said “fetching.” Just a “Southernism.” Men can, in fact be “pretty” just as women can be “handsome.”

          2. malignnarc says:

            Indeed they can, I just would not want to be described as pretty, I would rather it be handsome. I know some men can appear pretty, I just would not want to be one of them.

          3. I understand. I imagine that you are very handsome.

          4. malignnarc says:

            What do you picture?

          5. I picture you as poised, elegant, attentive and possessing the ability to be at ease in any given situation. I picture you as having an allure that is irresistible to many…particularly your “prey.” I think you are highly intelligent. I think you are probably educated although it is possible to come across as educated when you are not….but I also think you have an Achilles heel, which you will never divulge. I think it would destroy you if you were rebuffed (if only temporarily) but you would find an easy target to blame.
            How am I doing so far?

          6. malignnarc says:

            Pretty accurate. I am educated – to a postgraduate degree level. As for an Achilles heel, well Achilles only had that because Thetis held him by the heel when she dipped him in the River Styx. I was fully immersed.
            I hate being rebuffed, that much I will admit, because it criticises who I am but I cannot let it go and will redouble my efforts to conquer. I am rarely rebuffed though because I pick my targets well to ensure that they will provide compliance. Being rebuffed may only come from strangers and acquaintances.

          7. Freedom says:

            Snap I’m educated to post graduate diploma level.
            So need to be wary I you as I am partial to an educated man!!

          8. malignnarc says:

            I am pleased to read that.

          9. Freedom says:

            One narc is enough in anyone’s life, also had a alcoholic and an all round loser.
            So I’d like to keep it as an educational basis if that’s ok HG ๐Ÿ˜Š

          10. malignnarc says:

            You might like to keep it on an educational level Freedom, but whether that will happen, well, who can say ?!

          11. Freedom says:

            Best get my narc radar fixed ASAP !!

          12. malignnarc says:

            Ha ha.

  5. Freedom says:

    I agree I like a man who can hold an intellectual conversation, hate it when they can’t even communicate on a decent level. My ex was very good at conversational interaction. This blog sounds all too familiar.
    Happy new year everyone ๐Ÿ˜Š

  6. I enjoy a man who can form a complete sentence and carry on an intelligent conversation.
    I have and would never offer pictures of private parts nor would I request them. That’s an area of vulgarity that is repulsive to me.
    I continue to be amazed at your forthrightness and I will admit, it sometimes brings a demure smile to my face. I don’t know why unless it’s because I’m thinking…”I know you…albeit in another person and you taught me well.”

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