In the Club

Narc Club is a special club with an exclusive membership. It is so exclusive that many of its members do not even know they are members but they are. There is no admissions’ committee. Nobody sits in a semi-lit room, cigar smoke wafting through the air as black or white balls are placed in a velvet sack to decide whether someone should be admitted. There are no proposers, no seconders and there is noΒ vote taken. Admission is very straight forward. You are either in or you are not. It is a life membership and no interlopers ever infiltrate this club.

The lesser members of this club, although special in their own way, are unlikely to know they belong. They are also unlikely to recognise other club members and they will proceed through life oblivious but still contributing to the club’s infamy. The more astute and greater members do know they are a member of this special club. They revel in their belonging to this elite. Numbers are very healthy and continue to grow with the club’s reach wrapping around the world. It is international in nature and is devoid of discrimination or prejudice. No matter what your gender is, your race or religion (or absence of the latter), your politics, your wealth, your status or your sexual preference, we draw our members from a wide array of different people. This is no bastion of white, male, middle-aged privilege. This is not some underground hipster collective or secretive nefarious network. It is open to all so long as they fulfil that one criteria of being a narcissist.

We have no headquarters or clubhouse. Instead we appropriate any building that we choose. There is no subscription fee either. The club is maintained from what non-members provide to us. This provision is massively important to Narc Club. Without it, Narc Club would cease to exist.

Like any club, Narc Club has a number of rules which all members must adhere by. Our rules are special in that a member will obey them even if they are unaware of their membership. As soon as you become a member of Narc Club then you are imbued with compliance to these rules. They are pervasive and govern all aspects of a member’s life. What are those rules? You are most fortunate as I am going to tell you what those rules are. I am not committing any cardinal transgression in making you aware of these rules. Firstly, they are not a secret. Secondly, you probably know a number of them already but it is always satisfying to have it confirmed by a Grand Member of Narc Club. So, here they are.

  1. The first rule of Narc Club. Fuel is the rule.
  2. Everything Voiced Is Lying.
  3. It is never our fault
  4. It is always your fault.
  5. Membership is for life.
  6. A member never changes.
  7. We always engage in Long Involved Explanations.
  8. We really do adore you.
  9. We really do hate you.
  10. We really do adore you again. Repeat rules 8-10 frequently.
  11. We always win.
  12. We are superior.
  13. Everything is ours.
  14. You are there to further our purpose.
  15. The fifteenth rule of Narc Club. Fuel is the rule.
Sounds great doesn’t it? Shame you cannot join.

28 thoughts on “In the Club

  1. Renee Jasmin says:

    I am so amazed on how HG responds with feedbacks here, and I can say that only brilliant minds can comprehend with what he is giving us.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Thank you Renee.

  2. bethany7337 says:

    Laughing out loud at the forward 100K to Banc of Narc and you’re in!!! Why must Narc’s be so hysterically funny?

    1. Renee Jasmin says:

      I am so amazed on how HG responds with feedbacks here, and I can say that only brilliant minds can comprehend with what he is giving us.

  3. Soaking it in says:

    No HG he has no other cluster C personality disorders. His childhood, adolescence and adulthood had/has Narc. traits. He must no he is one. His last song was I want to talk about me!!!
    I believe he has never been challenged. I believe probably midrange. I myself, also think like your kind does. How do I know this. Because the first book I ever picked up of yours my behavior was written in between all the pages. I ran to my therapist crying I was one if you! Needless to say I am assured I am not but we are still in that cluster group, so my behavior mirrors much if yours. So to say the least I am an empath but I live in the cerebral mind, if you will. This makes me very aware and when I find I have been played. That beast is released. My problem is I have no warning. I have no stirring and needing or my quick adrenaline fix, you call fuel. So I am a very quiet silent killer if you mess with me. He never saw it coming after almost 2 years. I was 18 months ahead and honestly hung in learning for myself about myself. One thing about us. We have to learn from our own kind. We have to observe from our kind and the other side, then you get a full picture.

  4. nikitalondon says:

    LOL this is such a good posting and I had to laugh. The club is mantained by what non-member provide. lol .
    And no thankyou???? That would be then no. 15. We will never thankyou for anything πŸ˜“
    And yes very assertive many many many dont know they belong to the club..
    Thanks to you many of us can easily identify them now πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ.
    Thanks to you many things chamged for your readers and I hope for you too .
    You deserve the best πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜β˜€οΈ
    Buen dia HG.

  5. Why I can not join your club?!!!!!

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Because you are not one of us.

      1. How can I be one of you?

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Forward Β£ 100 000 to my account at the Bank of Narc and you are in!

      2. Wow! That tells me because your club sees me as the enemy I can not join. Is this correct?

        1. HG Tudor says:

          no you’re not the enemy, just the competition

    2. competition for what? I do not seek positive or nigtive fual! I do not care about material life! what the competition would be about?

    3. Of course, I do not give attention to your club members. Why would I do that?!

      1. HG Tudor says:

        Because we want it.

  6. 1jaded1 says:

    Or do you coexist unless the object that is your goal is the same?

    1. competition for what? I do not seek positive or nigtive fual! I do not care about material life! what the competition would be about?

      1. HG Tudor says:


      2. 1jaded1 says:

        HG said it. I sit back in amazement as I what I now see as the depletion of fuel in certain circumstances, especially at work, and the effort to restore fuel. The double talk and the talk behind people’s back. Yes, in a single word, attention.

      3. I do not seek attention! Indeed, I do not like it. I run away from it unless it is necessary

        1. HG Tudor says:

          You may not seek it but you may draw it from us or even fail to provide it to us.

  7. 1jaded1 says:

    I was going ro ask if Narcs recognize other Narcs. With the exception of lowers it sounds like they do? How do you react when you come across another? You both have the same goal and there can only be one winner.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Yes we do. I see my kind all the time and that is why I am able to write about others in detail. I usually see them off. It might be the case that a greater will entangle a lesser as the lesser will not realise but the relationship is unsatisfactory for both because the greater wont give fuel to the lesser and the lesser’s fuel will be below that the greater would want so any entanglement would be shortlived. I certainly wouldn’t aim to seduce one.

      1. 1jaded1 says:

        Thank you for another educating answer.

  8. Andria Baxter says:

    First rule of Narc Club HG
    Tell no one about Narc Club


    Sent from my iPhone

  9. Soaking it in says:

    This list is very true and I am watching a narc literally go back and forth hating me and adoring me in a playlist with every other song. He either wants me dead and gone or back with him loving him. I actually laugh. However, it’s been 1 month of no contact and he is spinning and I won this one, which was the icing on the cake. I kicked him to the curb with no emotion and no contact. A Complete surprise. He has run out of tools in his toolbox to use on me!

    1. nikitalondon says:

      Hi soaking it.
      Interesting. Does he also have bipolarity or BPD?

  10. Cara says:

    I don’t need to join, I was born into it.

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