You v Her



I have grown weary of the incumbent primary supply. The fuel that ought to be provided at a premium level has become diminished in quantity and quality. Whilst it still flows as part of the devaluation that continues, the time has come to audition for your replacement. I am courting you following my usual preparatory work once you have been targeted and I have now commenced your seduction. You are not alone. I am seducing someone else as well. It makes sense to have an insurance policy after all. You won’t know about this competitor (at least not yet) but believe me that when you are in the early stages of being seduced by our kind, it is highly likely that I was seducing someone else. In order to identify the best source of fuel so we choose the most effective primary source, we will set a number of tests. These tests are not so arduous that they will risk the seduction failing, but are designed to ascertain which of the two, or more, competing prospects provides the best fuel. This current performance amounts to a strong indicator of future performance. Here are ten of the tests that are commonly utilised.

  1. Sending the same text message to both prospects to see who responds the fastest.
  2. Sending the same text message to both prospects without concerns as to the speed of reply but as to which provides the best fuel-laden response.
  3. Arranging a date with both prospects and then cancelling (with a view to re-arranging of course) to determine who is the most disappointed and which of the prospects tries to keep the date alive by making adjustments and alternative suggestions.
  4. Calling both prospects in the middle of the night to see who answers.
  5. Sending the same gift at the same time to see who thanks us the fastest and in the most appreciative manner.
  6. If sexual coupling has occurred at this early juncture, then sleeping with you both in the space of 24 hours (or less) in order to determine who is the more fuel accomplished lover.
  7. Feigning a minor emergency and seeing who responds the fastest and with the greatest concern and compassion.
  8. Suggesting a date when I know that the prospects have something else on to see who will break their existing engagement in order to see me.
  9. Having a lieutenant try to arrange a date with you to see if you rebuff him and make mention of me.
  10. Holding a social media challenge to see how many likes, re-tweets, comments each prospect applies to my postings in a three-day period to see who posts the most and provides the most fuel.


Not only does this contest between the two prospects provide us with plenty of fuel coming from two fuel lines, it enables us to determine who we should focus our greater efforts on to ensure they are seduced and become our intimate partner and primary source. If the contest is too close to call after the ten tests above, then additional tests will be applied and the ten above will be re-run also. The winner becomes our intimate partner but the loser does not go home empty handed, not at all. They are likely to be awarded the status of inner or outer circle friend and they will be kept within our sphere of influence as a supplier of fuel. They also a future role to play in a prospective triangulation and there may even be a promotion in the offing at some point….

17 thoughts on “You v Her

  1. Star says:

    Haha! I loved the line “ it makes sence to have an insurance policy after all”. Too funny.

  2. Amanda Snapchat says:

    Great post!
    HG:What do you usually tell a lieutenant to ask your girl out? Is it the same lieutenant that you work with usually?

    Thank you. Great writing

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Thank you. It varies on the circumstances. I do not use the Lieutenant on all occasions but there are two who are used the most, when they are required.

  3. K says:

    Second place for me, but it is conditional; I want the permanent golden period with no hope of promotion.

  4. K says:

    Tales from The Narc Crypt

    Bad Little Empath Twin v “Good” Little Narc Twin

    When I was a little Saxon, I couldn’t let school work interfere with my extra curricular street activities, so I didn’t do my homework very often, however, I hated staying after school. My narc twin always did his homework, so I would find his school bag, take his completed homework out (I was entitled to it), hie to my bedroom, copy it, and put it back. No one was the wiser. Who cares if I failed the math test? I didn’t care (lack of accountability), besides I would just claim that the teacher did a terrible job teaching math (blame shift). All that mattered was escaping my Hell House. Thank God my narc twin was such a “good” little boy.

  5. NarcAngel says:

    Hahaha. The winner. Tudor you are a hoot.

    Some time ago you were asked by a commenter here whether you would have ever considered dating someone on the blog (based on their behaviour here) and you responded: possiby. I remember thinking if you were to hypothetically name who they might be, if others would feel a moment pf jealousy or wonder why they would not be chosen to be what amounts to the most abused. Such is the mindset of some of my kind, the emotional infection caused by yours, and the ego of both.

    1. gabbanzobean says:

      Narc Angel,
      LOL! I (jokingly) said one time that the next contest he does that the grand prize should be taking one of us to bed. Because, we fountain with delicious fuel so why not? Bonus points if he lasts more than 10 minutes like my narc. Yeah gutter mind today. LOL. Ignore my salaciousness. Nothing to see here. Hahahaha!

      1. Nuit Étoilée says:

        Thank you NarcAngel & Gabs that made me blast out laughing!!

        But we all know now our narc fantasies are much better in our imagination – much more likelihood of it at least being reciprocal!! Haa!

  6. Betty says:

    Never mind my ex triangulating. He was Polygoning me!!
    He made it seem as though one of his exes wanted him back and he couldn’t get rid of her and two of his friends who were friends with benefits for now wanting to date him.
    This was aside from a casual relationship he had while talking with me. I’m typically smart and don’t allow this kind of behavior but he had a way of using his words to make me think of it in the reality. I will surely see from now on this red flag!!

    If anyone knows of a website where we can anonymously post name and location of these Narcissis please let me know. I think it would be a profitable idea as well is very helpful. My ex tdsted women in at least three states that I know.
    Clearly he’s used up all the ones in his little town In Florida.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      It is a pointless exercise to post the names.

      1. betty says:

        I’d think that if we knew who these people were in advance, we could steer clear. The ones who find this site and learn the red flags in the love bombing phase are better armed with the education. thank you for that~

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Indeed Betty.

      2. Amanda Snapchat says:

        agree! the new victims likley would think we are the crazy ex. we can’t save them. they have to learn on their own

  7. Laurie says:

    It’s it’s amazing to me how you find time to do all that and write books at the same time.

  8. what just happened says:

    I have reached the point of compassionlessness. To the entity that did these things to me, to HG and to others like him, I am done playing devils advocate for you and am done feeling pity. You all walk the path you choose to walk. I do now find solace and comfort from the below quote, specifically in the fact that you all will never, ever be free from the angst and unrest that swirls through your bodies by way of never receiving the punishment and by extension someone finally stopping you:

    there are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter INDIFFERENCE toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is CONSTANT and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is NO catharsis, my punishment continues to ELUDE ME and I gain NO DEEPER KNOWLEDGE OF MYSELF; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant NOTHING.

    1. Amanda Snapchat says:

      how can you feel indifference and also feel pain?
      Don’t waste your time with narcs. Why even bother inflicting pain to others? Create positive energy and remove yourself from this dark energy. Don’;t waste your time creating pain. focus on good. Good will come to you.
      You can do it. Focus on how to change the world. But forget about narcs. who cares about them? be indifference towards them.
      good luck!

      1. namaku Agnes says:

        Sometimes it is not that easy, but agreed that we shouldn’t bother ourselves inflicting pain to others. For me, i prefer to ignore him instead of stayin around, be the loser like narc said. Once it’s done, it’s done. Sometimes pain need to be heal, sometimes i just don’t know how to heal it so I just ignore it by focus on good 🙈. Cheers!

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