Will He Hoover Me?


The most common question I am asked.

The most complete explanation you will ever find.

The most complete understanding you will ever achieve.




46 thoughts on “Will He Hoover Me?

  1. Caroline R says:

    I just had a look on Amazon Australia for this book, and I can’t find it. Where has it gone?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Not yet released, concluding it was interrupted.

      1. Caroline R says:

        Thank you for letting me know.

  2. Elizabeth says:

    I am having a hard time. The narc I was seeing disengaged with me over the weekend. This is probably the 4th or 5th time. Last time was two weeks. I was weak and reached out to him. He told me I am crazy and to leave him the fuck alone. I ended up giving him fuel and told him I loved him and would miss him. He didn’t care. He wanted me gone because I didn’t do what he wanted me to do. But here I am 3 days later, hurting and desperately wanting him to contact me. I hate that. I want to let go. But my heart keeps telling me he won’t be back. I think he only came back last time because I texted him after two weeks. 🙁 I think he is really done now.

    1. HG Tudor says:


    2. Supernova DE says:

      He will come back, especially since it seems obvious by the pattern you describe that he knows he can, and you will welcome him with open arms.
      I recommend you read “In the end it has to hurt”, “Emotional sea Part 2”, and “get out stay out part one”. There are many other posts here that would help as well, but those are the three that help me the most when I am feeling what you describe.
      Also, consider consulting HG to clarify your situation.
      Good luck and hugs xo

  3. Ninaestralla says:

    Well it finally happened and it was a real doozy. I escaped last March.I moved to a new town. I started over. Because we are business partners ( I have a contractual agreement with him until next May) I still have limited contact with him. I was able to limit this contact to polite, neutral communication until night before last when I received an email asking me to join him for lunch. I said “ no thank you” I then received an email describing in lurid detail everything he was going to do to me and my various orifices. Followed by a vivid description of the various ways he was going to “ put me in my place”. He went on to demand that I respond immediately. I replied that his email was inappropriate and did not respond further.Its as if he fell out of the Upper Mid Ranger tree and hit every Lesser branch on the way down. Later that day he emailed an apology citing that he was “ super horny” and “ impaired” by drinking. I was shaken up but managed to ignore it and simply went back to business concerns. I’ll be glad when May arrives. Thank you for reading this.

  4. I ❤️ HG Tudor says:

    My ex must have heard that I am getting a divorce because he hoovered today. The relationship ended over 20 years ago but we coparent it’s been 8 years since the last time we spoke. He asked my daughter to forward a text message to me. I copied it below.

    My dad sent me this last night.
    “I want you to forward this to your mother she was my first true love. Me falling in love with her saved my life, the poeple I was hanging out with prior to meeting her were sent to prison for killing somebody and I could have been right there alongside with them. Without her I wouldn’t have you or my grandchildren. Regardless of what happened between us I want to thank her.”

    I know I should not respond. But I feel like being a smartass and saying you’re welcome for having me. How do I respond to my daughter so to acknowledge I read it but not give any fuel?

    Thank you HG for your works.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      State “I have read it.”

      1. I ❤️ HG Tudor says:

        Ok. Thank you.

      2. NarcAngel says:

        “I have read it”

        Void of fuel


        1. HG Tudor says:


  5. Supernova DE says:

    I will be getting this on the first day it is available!
    In the meantime, HG are you able to do a modified GOSO type consult through email? Would you be able to get the right information from me?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      It is best suited to audio, but I can give you the framework through an email consultation if necessary.

  6. Sun says:


    I submitted a comment and a question in this post. Not sure what happened, maybe my comment doesn’t reach you.

  7. Bubbles🍾 says:

    Dearest. MB,
    If I tell you …l I’ll have to kill you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Luv Bubbles xx 😘

  8. Bubbles🍾 says:

    Dearest Windstorm,
    Guilty as charged …I didn’t even know they sold books until Mr Tudor just mentioned it …. I thought one went to a book shop for books
    I shall take a look at Amazon for sure
    Yes I do have a smart phone… the device we have a luv hate relationship with🤳🏻
    After my ordeal with the weasel …he was contacting me all the time …..I’m very suspicious who rings me now ….I get strange numbers that I don’t answer ….I’m basically suspicious of everyone now
    Mr Tudor definitely has a way with words 🤣
    I eventually found Mr Bubbles …haha 😍
    Thank you for your advice lovely Windstorm, helpful as always
    Luv Bubbles xx 😘

    1. windstorm says:

      Boy are you in for a surprise! Amazon sells practically everything from all over the world. I buy all my books from Amazon because I prefer ebooks i can read on my phone. I currently have 520 books in my kindle account, so I carry my library with me wherever I go!

      1. MB says:

        Bubbles is going to go wild!

      2. Bubbles🍾 says:

        Dear Windstorm,
        I was left behind the door when they were handing them out !!!!
        You have my attention Windstorm … I will absolutely investigate
        Thank you beautiful one
        Luv Bubbles xx 😘

      3. Lou says:

        Windstorm, you should buy a tablet (or ask your Pretzel to get you one for your next birthday but it may be better and quicker to buy one yourself). You seem to use your phone a lot for reading and a tablet would be more comfortable for you. I read in my phone too whenever I am out but a tablet is more comfortable, IMO.

        1. windstorm says:

          Thanks for the advice, but I already have 2 iPads, a standard size and a mini. I also have a kindle. The iPads are cumbersome to me when reading. They’re thicker and heavier than most people’s because since I don’t have internet in my home, they have their own dedicated phone connections which adds a lot of weight.

          I love reading on my phone best of all because it is so portable. I can carry it easily in my hand and take it everywhere in a small purse.

          I am very lucky with my eyesight now that I am old. For most of my life I was so terribly near-sighted that my best vision was about 4 inches in front of my eyes. Now that my eyes have changed, my best vision is about 12-15 inches in front of my eyes, so I have no trouble reading small print without glasses. Of course I still can’t see worth crap from more than about 3 feet away! 😝

  9. Caroline R says:

    A new book from you?
    Well done!
    I wish you great success with it.

    Great cover artwork!
    Very ‘Film Noir’.

    Looking forward to reading this one.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Thank you.

  10. Joanne says:

    HG, while I wait for this to come out (and hopefully by then I won’t be wanting a hoover…), which book(s) would you recommend for me based on my situation: dirty empath/married shelved IPSS?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Fuel, Fury, Red Flag and Black Flag, No Contact.

  11. Anm says:

    Looking forward to it, HG!

  12. Bubbles🍾 says:

    Dear Mr Tudor,
    How the cotton pickin hell did you find time to write a new book? You’re amazing!
    Ive tried to buy (on more than one occasion) more of your books and they’re all sold out 😱
    Mr Bubbles and I “want” a Hoover so we can “ignore” the little dipstick 🤣🤣🤣
    Veterans Day this year will be interesting .. seeing as the newly retired newly single old ugly coot is on the prowl 🤣🤣🤣
    We are very much looking forward to your latest “hoover” edition…. does it come with a set of steak knives 🤣🤣
    Luv Bubbles xx 😘

    1. HG Tudor says:

      They cannot be sold out – it stands to reason the e-books cannot be sold out and the paperbacks are print on demand.

      1. Bubbles🍾 says:

        Dear Mr Tudor,
        Book Depository… had sold out on the ones I wanted …
        what can I say
        Luv Bubbles xx 😘

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Amazon is your friend Bubbles.

          1. MB says:

            Amazon is my friend too. Take my money!

      2. Bubbles🍾 says:

        Ive just now checked Book Depository … they are now showing more availability now than before Xmas … I can only go on what I know and back then they obviously didn’t like me … 🤣
        I get their emails constantly
        I’ll keep slogging … don’t stress
        Luv Bubbles xx 😘

      3. Bubbles🍾 says:

        Black Flag, Danger, and Excorsicm …… Unavailable …. from my end

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Where’s your end? Let me know and I shall ensure this is remedied – I assume you are referring to paperbacks?

      4. Bubbles🍾 says:

        Dear Mr Tudor,
        Books Depository UK is where I have purchased your lovely paperbacks and they do freeeeeee delivery worldwide
        In my short span, easily distracted by something shiny, female logic, overloaded, weathered on the vine, senile brain ….”unavailable” computes to “sold out” ….maybe they just didn’t stock those
        Booktopia don’t stock you at all …..they obviously don’t like you 🤣

        I don’t have any friends Mr Tudor, however, I’m willing to give your Amazon “friend” a look at …..seeing as you say so
        Heavens to Betsy, I hope it’s not as hard to get into like your WordPress rigmarole (I can’t even get pass the pass word) …grrrr Whatever happened to the good ol quill n parchment ?📜🕯 😂

        “Where’s your end and you will make sure it’s remedied”? Phew …my glasses just steamed up and I had quite the hot flush there for a micro second 👓👙…..then the illusion quickly dissipated with a ….paperback … 😩
        Gotta go find Mr Bubbles …..😍🤣
        Luv Bubbles 😘

        1. windstorm says:

          OMG! You don’t do Amazon! That’s where I do all my shopping! Open an account, save your password and put the app on your smart phone (I’m assuming you have a smart phone, but I do know what happens when I (ass)u(me). 😄)
          Anything you want nearly, from anywhere on earth is suddenly available to you – usually within 2 days. 🧞‍♀️

        2. MB says:

          OMG Bubbles! I hope you got your end remedied! 😂

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  14. DoForLuv says:

    Whoa ! I had a weird hoover today! From the stranger who just kept coming at my door to make me his “ GF “ I wasn’t sure at first that he was/is a full blown narcissist but today it ‘s Confirmed , Its so different going trough “ seduction fase” and having all the information you share with us to observe the situation better . Him and his lieutenant were lying so much oh my! The lieutenant was so well trainend everytime the narc was slipping the L already covered it with a lie .

    I’m so gratefull that I can learn each day because off you. once in a while I feel stupid because it seems like I really don’t understand it the fuel Matrix different schools cadre’s or is it the different language . or me just not being intelligent enough to get this . But today It was a good day I understood !

    Ty 🙏🏼

  15. Lori says:

    Holy moly there a whole book on this ? I thought the answer was yes in most instances depending upon HEC

  16. foolme1time says:

    Yeah!! A new book! Thanks HG!!🤪

  17. Sun says:

    Wow, that’s lovely, HG.

    Now am in excitement mood for two months!


    Can I ask you, does those who are born psychopaths hoover as well? Generally, Can you please answer what is the difference between you and someone who is born psychopath? Have you ever met one? If so, please clarify the difference.

    I Have read this in some resources, but to get the answer from the expert is absolutely different!

  18. MB says:

    Ooooh! I love new books! Will this be the first one available with Audible?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      No, MB, it won’t.

      1. Kellie Mccoey says:

        Oh please! I want you to read them to me 😁

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