A Letter to the Narcissist – No. 76



Dear Narcoholic

I really thought there was just a hurt little kid in there. Now I know – you’re just a vacuum. A black hole. A pit of toxic waste quicksand. You are truly vile.
BUT, we had a few laughs so no hard feelings.
Stay away from me though. LOL
No, seriously. You smell. Jesus how drunk was I, eh?
Oh and for GOD’S SAKE stop the drunken crocodile tears. When you “get misty”. It’s awkward. Everybody hates it. I know you think you are “relating” or some shit but it’s just fuckin weird.
Anyhow, try not to poison anybody else while you drink yourself to death, you selfish, arrogant, cruel ballsack of lame excuses.
Ps Do the world  a favour and never attempt to give head again. You’re horrible at it. Oh my God, you’re just the worst at it. I just wanted to face palm every time. I honestly cannot stress enough how bad you are at giving head. You should just stop trying. Forever.

14 thoughts on “A Letter to the Narcissist – No. 76

  1. Asp Emp says:

    OMG! This pic does not even, not even, cover what muvver must have consumed in her lifetime. Probably about 2 to 4 weeks worth in this pic…I am laughing as I type this.

    This letter to the N is great too. Loved it 🙂

  2. Joanne says:

    Love the PS 😂

  3. Survivor X says:

    Why did my exnarc say he felt like a god when he was drunk? ooooooh shit. lol, now I know. It made him feel powerful. I was just like I get real tired and fall asleep in a bathroom stall.

  4. Survivor X says:

    This question is on-topic adjacent 🙂 . Do narcissists feel happiness while high or drunk? Euphoric?
    Also, why not just watch soap operas all day to obtain one’s fuel? Wouldn’t that take less time and be more efficient? Does it not count unless it’s a person you know?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      1. No.

      2. Because the soap opera does not provide fuel, that is why. It does not respond to the behaviour of the narcissist.

      1. PrincessSuperEmpath says:

        Dearest HG: I could not help but laugh at the photo chosen to coincide with this letter. So good.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Jolly good.

      2. Survivor X says:

        1. Damn. 2. Even if they’re good actors? Because they aren’t interacting with you directly?

        1. HG Tudor says:

          2. Irrelevant. Yes.

      3. WokeAF says:

        HG you’ve said that alcohol can be a fuel-filler haven’t you? Like – give a similar effect (make them more grandiose or such)

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Yes. Substitute.

  5. WokeAF says:

    Ha!! And 8 months total no contact now. Zero. Just beat my first NC by a week, actually 🙌🏻 (And in a small town that’s extraordinary but not impossible)

    He really was super bad at oral 🤮

    1. WokeAF says:

      AND I’m 1 yr 8 months sober. He’s still drinking himself to death

      1. PrincessSuperEmpath says:

        Woke: That photo that HG selected is a shocking portrait of how too much alcohol will and can destroy the human body and mind. I am not an alcohol-phobe, and I personally would not trust a man that never allowed himself a drink (unless he had the alcohol addiction, of course I should say), but that photo combined with that letter is striking. Both went straight to the point.

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