You’d Better


What goes through the mind of the Lesser Narcissist when he has decided that he must respond with regards to some transgressor, some traitor, some disloyal appliance which has affronted him in some way?  What are his thoughts as he bears down on the one who now represents everything that he despises? Whether they have escaped him, exposed him, challenged him or some other capital crime against the Lesser Narc Empire, what is his response? This is a glimpse inside to understand what is his mind-set.

You’d better fucking get in line you bitch because you’ve messed with the wrong marine. You’d better get your backside back where it belongs and do as you are told. You’d better shut your hole, open your legs and give me what is my right. You’d better keep your mouth shut otherwise I will shut it for you.

You’d better not go crying to your brothers or I will beat the shit out of them too. You’d better get back to our home and you’d better be there by the time I get back, do you hear me? You’d better listen to me and you’d better listen good, I own you, you are mine and if you so much as think of ratting on me, I will make your life not worth living.

You’d better understand that I wear the trousers around here and the sooner you get used to that, then the easier it is going to be. You’d better not start letting your mouth flap to people and telling lies about me, you know what happened last time you did that.

You’d better do as you are told because it is for your own good, yeah? You’d better get back here and do it straight away, do you hear me? You’d better have a good excuse for what you’ve done, I am sick of you not doing what I want. You’d better learn your place missy.

You’d better get this house tidied. You’d better have my dinner ready. You’d better have some money for me for my beers. You’d better not have eaten my do-nuts. You’d better get that damn child of yours to shut up so I can watch the game in peace. You’d better dress pretty for me. You’d better stop dressing like a whore. You’d better stop talking to the neighbour ‘cos I know what’s going on, I’m not stupid.

You’d better stop with those long words you use, thinking you are all clever and mighty. You’d better forget any idea of going back to school, you belong here with me. You’d better remember whose side you are on.

You’d better remember who looks after you. You’d better remember that if it was not for me, you’d still be living in that shit hole with no money. You’d better not be taking the piss out of me. You’d better not call me stupid. You’d better not treat me like a fool. You’d better stop with those ideas, you won’t be anything. You’d better stop trying to better yourself. You’d better stay with me.

You’d better stay away from her, she is trouble I tell you. You’d better tell your mother to shut her mouth, who does she think she is talking to me like that? You’d better give it me or I will just take it anyway.

You’d better stop making things up. You’d better leave me alone, can’t you see I am tired. You’d better stop your moaning, I will get a job when I want to. You’d better stop your nagging or I will make you stop. You’d better stop going about your needs, I am sick of you being selfish.

You’d better give me a baby soon or I am finding someone who will. You’d better get rid of it because I sure as hell don’t want no kid. You’d better go to the clinic. You’d better be in when I get home or there will be hell to pay. You’d better have it fixed or else. You’d better stay out of my way because I am this far from beating you down. You’d better stop taking his side. You’d better believe me when I tell you I didn’t do nothing.

You’d better not call the cops. You’d better not say anything. You’d better tell them the truth and that you made a mistake. You’d better tell them I was here all night. You’d better not touch my phone.

You’d better let me see your ‘phone. You’d better not complain. You’d better not moan. You’d better give it to me or I will just do it anyway. You’d better get a new one then. You’d better pass me a beer. You’d better find me some money. You’d better get off my case. You’d better clean this place, it’s a shit hole. You’d better get off your fat ass and do some work.

You’d better run back home or I will come and drag you back. You’d better tell your father to keep his nose out or I will break it. You’d better answer me. You’d better pick up. You’d better open this fucking door or I swear I will kick it down. You’d better not be seeing nobody else. You’d better be in by ten. You’d better not be flirting with him or I will kill you both. You’d better stop going out. You’d better stay in. You’d better do what I want. You’d better know what I mean. You’d better not make me repeat myself.

You’d better wipe it up and get on with it. You’d better pretend everything is alright. You’d better make sure he is gone when I get home from the yard. You’d better not have those kids there. You’d better ring your mom and tell her you are fine. You’d better get used to it because that’s the way it is. You’d better enjoy yourself. You’d better smile. You’d better stop that crying. You’d better show you like it. You’d better show me that you care. You’d better do it right this time. You’d better get on with it.

You’d better start showing me some respect. You’d better realise that I am the boss. You’d better start earning your keep. You’d better stop complaining. You’d better shit or get off the pot. You’d better show me that you love me. You’d better stop being jealous. You’d better realise they’re my friends.

You’d better stop being such a pain in the ass. You’d better stop trying to be better than you are. You’d better remember where you come from. You’d better get with the programme. You’d better do it my way or get the fuck out. You’d better stop this. You’d better quit messing around.

You’d better suck it and suck it good. You’d better have something I like to eat. You’d better not have made any of that foreign rubbish. You’d better have paid the bills. You’d better not have used my car. You’d better not have let her in. You’d better not have spoken against me.

You’d better let me do it or I will find someone who will. You’d better put out for me. You’d better take it and not cry. You’d better quit asking. You’d better know what I meant. You’d better stop trying to confuse me.

You’d better stop blaming me when it’s your fault. You’d better get out of my way. You’d better see that you do. You’d better tell him what’s going to happen if he keeps doing that. You’d better be a good mother. You’d better start taking better care of me. You’d better smile.

You’d better get me something for this headache. You’d better quit your backchat. You’d better make this pain go away. You’d better sort this mess out. You’d better take the day off work to look after me.

You’d better get your mom to have those damn kids. You’d better give me some peace. You’d better stay home and help me. You’d better go and find someone who can help. You’d better get it fixed. You’d better deal with it. You’d better sort it out. You’d better not have done. You’d better not have fucked it up.

You’d better realise I can do what I want. You’d better know you can’t stop me. You’d better understand I call the shots round here. You’d better do what’s right or else. You’d better know who is the boss.

You’d better stop being a bitch. You’d better keep your legs shut. You’d better be a man. You’d better stop being a pussy. You’d better be there. You’d better be here. You’d better be nowhere I can find you.

You’d better make things good again. You’d better be waiting for me. You’d better not be going to your parents. You’d better not be telling tales about me. You’d better not be ringing the police. You’d better not be grassing me up to them. You’d better get back home right away if you know what’s right for you.

You’d better do what I fucking well want.

You’d better shut the fuck up. Now.

You’d better.

19 thoughts on “You’d Better

  1. Kristin says:

    It is scary how true this description is. I am truly embarrassed that I fell for my ULN but remind myself that I met him at 19 and didn’t know any better. He is “successful” and intelligent yet still responds with many of the comments in this post.

    1. Lorelei says:

      Kristen—I’m embarrassed every day that I fell for many morons. I did not know better, but I have a princess mentality that was fed by these guys so that is my own to ponder.

  2. Dawn says:

    Would a middle lesser victim narcissist be as brutal as this or would he be a bit more like the MR narcissist ?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Yes, there would be some brutality exhibited by him as he is a Lesser. The Middle part means he has some Mid-Range traits (therefore expect the odd pity play, silent treatments, sulking) but the lesser traits prevail because Lesser is the school and Middle Lesser is the sub school.

      Compare it to say strawberry ice cream or mint choc chip ice cream. They are ice creams first and then different flavours, but ice cream is the prevailing category.

      1. Dawn says:

        Thanks for the clarification HG

      2. MB says:

        Mmmm. Mint chocolate chip 😋

        1. Lorelei says:

          MB, do we have a g spot? I don’t know.

  3. Damn that was almost a dad joke! Back to the gin!

    1. alexissmith2016 says:

      Such a pesky, pesky lil Narc!

  4. lisk says:

    And the Greater says, “You must.” Yes?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      No, he says “I’ve been expecting you….”

      1. Jesus Christ, is Robbie Williams a greater! Who knew?

        1. HG Tudor says:

          No he’s a complete turd.

          1. Melissa Feller landlord says:

            How much money do I have to give you to tell me how to push Trump to IMPLODE? Saw my mom do it, so I understand its possible

          2. HG Tudor says:


        2. Bibi says:

          Had to Google Robbie Williams as I have never heard of this person.

          I like the ever constant ridicule of the Lesser; ‘You’d better not use dem big words wit me cuz you tink u so smart!’

          I just remember the somatic Lesser being more crude in his advances, ‘I wanna fuck you so bad. I’ll bet you taste so good.’

          Ugh. PUKE!

          It was ALL about sex and fucking and how hard his cock was.


          What a dicknose.

          1. HG Tudor says:

            Here is a little example of his turd status. His wife was in hospital giving birth, she was in pain, he decided that the best thing to do was to sing to her and film it. He was leaping around like a chimpanzee on ecstasy, turning away lapping up the fuel as his wife lay there clearly thinking “I am going to drive an ebola infected bamboo shoot into this arsehole´s urethra.

          2. Violetta says:

            “I am going to drive a ebola infected bamboo shoot into this arsehole´s urethra”

            Oh HG, you are capable of sheer poetry sometimes.

          3. alexissmith2016 says:

            Hahahaha yes Bibi, Robbie Williams is a sexy singer song writer whose second album was entitled, I’ve been expecting you.

            hahaha your lesser does sound like an incredible dicknose

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