Shiny, New and Improved



You messed up. I gave you the world, I really did. I truly gave you everything you ever wanted from someone. I know I did because this is what I always do. I always deliver. You did not though and you let me down. Despite everything I said, everything that I did you failed. Oh I hear you bleat on about how you loved me like nobody else.

You protest about all the things you sacrificed for me, all the things you did for me and how you put me ahead of everything else in order to please me, to make me happy. Stop going on about yourself will you? It is not very becoming. This hysteria surrounding how you pulled out all the stops, gave your all and did everything that I ever asked of you, even doing some things you did not like is pathetic. Ah I see, you complain about it now, but you did not at the time did you, you charlatan? You disgust me.

I am well rid of you and in a way I suppose I must thank you because if you had not failed you would not have made me realise how we did not belong together. I did everything I could to make it work but you let me down. Thank goodness I woke up and saw it otherwise I would still be trapped by you.

You at least enabled me to realise how flawed you actually are and I won’t be making that mistake again. Not a chance of that happening. In fact, as testament to just how wonderful I am and how brilliantly I treat you I have someone else. What do you mean I wasted no time in moving on? Why should I? I am not going to sit around and bemoan how you let me down. That will not serve any purpose and besides I cannot help it if people want to be with me, it is only natural.

Yes I am with Lauren now. She is wonderful. She is everything I have ever wanted and I am her soul mate. I know that we are going to be very happy together now. She is the one. I know I thought that of you, but you misled me. Lauren is not like that. I am moving in with her next week. It makes perfect sense. I want to be with her all of the time. She is beautiful, just look at her, perfectly put together. She is so shiny and new. I am head over heels in love with her, I cannot be apart from her.

Take a look. If you had been more like her then I would not have had to punish you the way I did. That is not going to happen with Lauren. No way. I can only see a bright and beautiful future for us. I hope she falls pregnant soon as our child will be such a wonder to behold. Thank God I did not have a child with you. Imagine that? Good God that would have been terrible having to share a child with a monster like you. Lauren will be a first class mother, we have already talked about it and I can tell that she is keen. She adores me and always will. Not like you.

You had your chance but you messed it up. You only have yourself to blame. Oh I know what you are like, you will try and make out that it was me that was the problem but I know it was you. So do all my friends and yours. Yes I have already spoken to them and they agree that I am better off without you and that Lauren and I are the perfect couple. She always knows what to say you see. She understands me like nobody else does. She gets me.

She is the only one. I bought a new ‘phone with an increased megapixel camera because there will be so many photographs I have to take of Lauren and I. I want all those perfect moments captured so I can show the world how happy we are together. I know other relationships have not worked out but that is what happens when you get duped by harpies. Lauren is not like them. She is not like you. We have booked a holiday away already. Two weeks in the sunshine. We are going to have such a brilliant time being together in paradise.

You can expect plenty of postings on Facebook so feel free to look in on them, I know you will. You can expect all my friends to be talking about us. We are the golden couple. Thank goodness I found her. This is it. This is the one for me. We just fit together. It is as if she knows what I am thinking. She listens and learns and then always knows the right thing to say and to do. It is marvellous and just shows why we belong together. I know you will need to know all of this because, well, I deserve to be happy after what you did to me.

You should be happy for me, you should, that is if you really do love me. You tell me you do but that does not matter now. I have a perfect love with Lauren and this is the one that will last.I imagine we will be married by the summer. It will be a glorious ceremony and she will look absolutely stunning, polished and gleaming, stood just the way I want and looking at me with rapturous adoration.

I could not be happier, I really could not. I have my soul mate, I am her angel sent from heaven to make her happy and I will do that because I am so good at doing that for people. Everything is going to be just wonderful and you had your chance but you blew it. I get so excited when I find someone new and when I know they will be better than you. Someone who puts me first rather than themselves.

Someone who deserves me.

Someone who is not you.

Someone who is new and improved.

17 thoughts on “Shiny, New and Improved

  1. December Infinity says:

    Well that was the most lovely speech HG. All rainbows and unicorns. How ever did/do you manage to keep a straight face while rhyming all of this off over and over and over and over with each new model Barbie. You must have a big trunk where you toss the Barbies into when you are done using them, and maybe you might even recycle the odd one here and there if she was a decent model.

  2. Leela says:

    H.G., would you also write and make some material about narcissistic friends, so non-intimate relationships? How to recognize those “false friends” in the early stage? The red flags of a “false friend”? Early Warning Detector of narcissists who want to be your non-intimate “friends”? That would be great. I read a lot of Tudor-material and listened to a lot of audios, could apply most of it, but could you do a bit more material specifically about non-intimate relationships with narcissist? Narcissists don´t come always as affairs or partners, but also as “good friends”, collegues, parents, whatever.

    Would love to read and hear more about that. Could you do an early warning detector specifically about narcs who want a non-intimate relationship with us empaths?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      I have made a note.

      1. Violetta says:

        Wish you’d been around when I was in Jr High. Note to geeky adolescents: when a Queen Bee a year older from another school.system chooses you for one of her BFFs, don’t be flattered. Be terrified. Run for the goddam hills.

    2. Bubbles 🍾 says:

      Dear Leela,
      Yes please, the non ‘achy break heart’ kind 😂
      Thank you for asking 😊
      Luv Bubbles xx 😘

  3. Amanda says:

    I pity how stuck you are in that negative energy. Doomed to repeat over and over. Never to raise your higher consciousness. Stuck in ego forever & ever.

    1. lisk says:

      I envy how he can operate efficiently to get what he wants.

      I wish I could be so efficient!

  4. Eternity says:

    Poor lady, you didnt have to rub it into her face about Lauren,but you needed to provoke a reaction and triangulate her. Wow HG! You really are heartbreaker in disguise.

    1. Leela says:

      Narcissists are all heartbreakers, but that´s just the collateral damage for their self-defense mechanism. H.G. needed this fuel in order to feel powerful. This is of course NOT an excuse for such behavior but just the self-defense mechanism itself. According to DSM-5 NPD is a serious mental illness, ICD-10 doesn´t even list NPD!

      I PERSONALLY see NPD as a serious mental illness, yes, it´s a self-defense mechanism but in my personal opinion it´s not a healthy one at all (excuse me, H.G.).

      1. HG Tudor says:

        Works for me, not for you.

        1. KJ says:

          That does not necessarily make it healthy, HG! 😜

          1. HG Tudor says:

            Does for me, not for you. A natter of perspective as I repeatedly explain.

          2. Leela says:

            I don´t think it´s healthy either, but H.G. is a narcissistic psychopath and guess he doesn´t care. He´s okay with it?

          3. Kerry Pretorius says:

            I understand that from your perspective, it works. However, the game is a form of self medication. Self medication is only necessary in response to ill health.

          4. HG Tudor says:

            So say you, from YOUR perspective.

        2. Leela says:

          I know, H.G. 🙂 and the insights into your mind are always super interesting and fascinating.

        3. Eternity says:

          True HG, we are definitely on two different planets and think so differently .its a shame how opposites attract

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