HG Mauls YOUR Narcissist!



You have discovered you are ensnared by a narcissist. You have established which school and cadre through the Narc Detector and as part of your weaponisation you have implemented the GOSO Regimen (Get Out, Stay Out!). Excellent work.

Now, as that last parting shot, to reinforce precisely WHY you must implement no contact, it is time to let the Ultra maul and roast the narcissist that has caused you so many problems as only the Ultra can.

To aid you in driving down your emotional thinking, to ensure you draw a line under the sorry episode involving the narcissist, you can provide HG Tudor with details about your narcissist so he can get medieval on the narcissists ass!

With up to 1000 words at your disposal, you can describe the narcissist in detail to give the Ultra the bullets to fashion and fire. Identify all those annoying, despicable, infuriating characteristics and foibles of the narcissist you were involved with and include a photograph too (if you wish) and HG Tudor will dismantle your tormentor with his acidic vehemence par excellence!

No detail is too trivial, no characteristic too obscure, include as much as you can, ranging from the fact the narcissist use to cry at episodes of Friends, to the fact he would break wind and find it amusing, to her obsession with posing with a trout pout through to have the most annoying shrieking laugh you have experienced. Furnish HG Tudor with the details and you will then receive a bespoke sound file as he provides you with a 10 minute mauling of the relevant narcissist which will entertain you and allow you to achieve finality without the risks associated with entering the five arenas of interaction and breaching no contact.

Consider this your reward for embarking on no contact, the last hurrah before you cast the narcissist into oblivion and what a way to do it, with the Ultra mauling the living daylights out of your narcissist!

Get your maul now here!

21 thoughts on “HG Mauls YOUR Narcissist!

  1. BC30 says:

    I remember when I told you his AM screen name and you laughed. Thanks HG, ❤️ you.

  2. ZokaNM says:

    When you talk or write about empaths, you obviously think the rest if people are stupid too Why? Because, you think you’re so smart you’re above them. Is it possible that psychopaths are superior of the world? I had two narcis in the experience, I learned a lesson with the first, the second freezes when he remembers me, or masturbates on my fotos.They are both afraid of me, and they will be afraid for the rest of their lives. The experience with narcissists in empaths develops such an instinct as animals. They can even play with narcis, hot – cold. So keep his carrot on a stick. Haven’t we learned from the best.

  3. vandenboss says:

    The words ‘hitman and overkill’ pop up….i feel a little sorry for my narcs lately,looking back it all went so easy afterall. Maybe you should maul me,just to see where i can improve.

    1. A Victor says:

      Hitman and over kill?! Hahaha, very good!!

      1. vandenboss says:

        Hi AV, lol its true! Although i can understand that a good laugh would absolutely benefit a lot of victims. I feel sorry,lately,because i combined my natural smile with a pair of ear butts. Now i knew that this would be effective,but it turned out that,combined,the two become a weapon of mass destruction. Sometimes,when their cry for attention becomes too loud,i put on a serious face,one finger on my mouth,and with the other hand i make a phone signal next to my ear. Now i know that the hand signals are fuel,but it flows directly out of their S because of the,for the rest, total blockade lol. Have a great weekend!

        1. A Victor says:

          Hahaha, thank you for sharing that!! Love it!

  4. Kat says:

    I know this may seem petty and childish to someone who has never been in such a dynamic, but this really is a brilliant offering to allow victims to have a chance to laugh – yes, but more, to hear someone validate their experience in a sense, to hear from someone else all that they’ve been put through (if that’s how it’s used). I’ve never had such an opportunity, but I imagine it would be much more powerful to hear it from another – aye, an expert – than merely in our own minds, as has been the case since the start. Even knowing that the information was essentially spoon-fed to said expert, it makes no difference, as it was this expert who enabled us to see that what we were experiencing was abuse, why it was happening, and why nothing would ever change it. Who better to help us battle our ET and remind us to GOSO via hearing our personal experience from than the man who empowered us to set ourselves free?

    As usual, great idea, HG, and thank you! I plan to one day obtain this for myself to use as that reminder as often as it’s needed.

  5. lickemtomorrow says:

    What’s not to love about this?

    Exceptional offer, HG.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      I agree.

  6. Witch says:

    HG if you’re interested you could hire my sisters and I to do this job because together we are the power puff girls of mauling people

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Nobody does it better than the Ultra, so thank you, but no.

  7. Asp Emp says:

    I am NOT saying HG is like any of the characters in this film,……yet I thought of this film when I considered how I would be responding should I take up the offer to have narcissists of my past to be given a ‘personal’ mauling by HG.

    I think this clip ‘says it all’ really……(from 0:48 mins)

  8. A Victor says:

    Haha, yay! Which one first?!?!? This is great HG!

  9. Estela Tommasiello says:

    How does this work?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      You read the description and it tells you precisely how it works.

  10. leelasfuelstinks says:

    Will this be shown in public? Or is this only for the particular victim in private? There are many private details I would like to keep private.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      It is to be kept private, the process it between only you and me and is governed by confidentiality.

      1. Witch says:

        I respect that because I feel the same about my situation. No one can maul the Narcs I’ve experienced better than I
        Can. If a maul is taking place it would have to be a partnership mauling cause I refuse to be left out

  11. Joa says:

    Ha ha ha, I started laughing! 🙂 🙂 🙂 You made me very laugh 🙂

    I like going this way and making fun of him in my own eyes. It helps 🙂

    A smile always helps. Even if you have to force it 🙂

    I won’t let him hurt! Protection mode always works.

    But sometimes it’s fun to have a little fun. I liked to bullshit him so much 🙂 Sometimes he even laughed, ha ha ha 🙂


    Unfortunately, black clouds are gathering and in some time I will have to become serious and focus on more radical methods.

    This “kid” will never learn anything, and I tried so hard and tense… ha ha ha 🙂

  12. WhoCares says:

    What? No way!
    That’s a riot!

  13. Asp Emp says:

    Sounds absolutely delightful, HG. Do we get to watch too?

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