Hark! The Somatic Narc!


(To the tune of Hark the Herald Angels Sing)


Narc, the somatic loud does sing,

Returning from his latest fling,

Sexual conquests he finds wild,

Now it’s your turn to be defiled

Turgid all his erections rise,

With a blue pill that’s no surprise.

He wants your body to proclaim

You are the best I cannot complain

Narc the somatic he likes to swing

Sexual diseases he will bring

Narc, the highest heaven he assured,

Narc, with gifts he can’t afford,

Last in time behold him come,

Whilst he spanks you on the bum,

Exposed in flesh the god you’ll see,

Gathering fuel so expertly,

Pleased as punch he starts to swell,

He’s steamier than Emmanuel,

Narc, the seducer here to bring

Sexual conquest is his thing.

Hail the ripped,buff gym bunny,

Hail the displays of his money,

Gifts galore to you he brings,

Even one which often stings,

Looks so good you’ll want to cry,

See that twinkle in his eye,

Born to cheat online he’ll surf,

Bring you crashing down to earth

Narc the somatic with shiny ring,

Hoping to him you’ll always cling.

9 thoughts on “Hark! The Somatic Narc!

  1. Chihuahuamum says:

    Somatics sicken me major turn off lol falalalala πŸ˜†

  2. Joa says:

    Oh no! Too bad. A man “pecking” in front of the webcam – a face similar to “my N”. A prettier and younger version.

    Increase in emotions and longing. But a quick decline. Okay.

    1. A Victor says:

      Joa, glad for the quick decline.

    2. Joa says:

      And yet…
      I am mad at myself. One silly photo posted here, in the idiotic style of two photos he once sent, was enough and “holding me” for several hours. Right now, I would have been racing like a Pendolino, at his fingertip. Embarrassment.

      My god, I’m a serious woman, who was affected by the “selfie spout”, ha ha ha πŸ˜€

      A second and my defences collapsed like a house of cards πŸ™‚ And after the competition. Check. Mat.

      1. A Victor says:

        The process of learning our own vulnerability. It catches me by surprise sometimes still.

  3. Asp Emp says:

    It’s brilliant, HG, absolutely brilliant!

    Laughing, for ages………the dick pic without the dick…….hahahahahaha.

    1. A Victor says:

      Asp Emp, we get to use our imaginations here…:)

  4. A Victor says:

    Wow! Didn’t expect that! Looks like that guy on the British Baking Show! Yum! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‡

  5. k mac says:

    Your talent for such eloquent poetry never ceases to amaze me Mr Tudor. Merry Christmas πŸŽ… πŸŽ„ ❀

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