Psychopath : Impulsivity
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lock up intimate drawers when HG is around ladies, undies may go missing!
True story, a narcissist stole one of my baking trays 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 witch you are my favorite!
Thanks GP
I think of a lot of things that someone boring may consider to be socially inappropriate but to me it’s funny
I know I shocked someone recently when I said that Sean combs should probably just commit suicide at this point like Epstein because he’s forever going to be known and remembered as a serial rapist now… it was just a suggestion given the circumstances
“The compulsion to create a bonfire in one of my gardens”
Hold on! Hold on! Gardens? How many gardens do you have?
You know that TS and I were looking for a place to move?!
TS! Pack, we are leaving at sunrise!
Do you allow glamping in your grounds, Mr T? ⛺🍾
Lord no, it is uncouth and a terrible infringement of a gentleman´s privacy.
I wondered for a moment if there was a different meaning for one “glamping in your grounds, HG” 😄
No.
Hey Arya:
I had to put my California spliff down. What’s that about butlers?
🙃
Hey Contagious 🤗
It was a good joint. When he started kissing my foot, I felt completely awkward and asked him to stop. He was surprised I wasn’t not ticklish. Me too. Maybe I’m dead already?
I believe the butler has been sucked in into endless blackhole with no hope for return.
Regardless to what has happened to that poor fellow, me and you are not invited to enter the Ultra place, so let’s move to the next house, where we are welcome and have some fun there. That place is too dark and filthy for us, anyway. Let’s keep following the light path. Though, maybe we can set that house on fire, before we continue? So to say – extinguish the darkness, what do you think?
Wanna one more puff?
For your information, we have been glamping on your property since Sunday. At first we were not sure if it actually belonged to you, so we asked your butler.
“Is this Mr Tudor’s property?”
Your butler said, “Who?”
We said, “Mr HG Tudor, the Ultra,” and we played your voice and showed him your channels. He said, “Yes, that is my Master, but you cannot simply come in and start glamping here. It is uncouth and a terrible infringement of a gentleman’s privacy. Intruders are not allowed.”
And we said, “We are not just intruders. We are prime fuel material and we need a new place to stay.”
He replied, “That’s a bad idea.”
And we said, “We have a licence for bad ideas.”
Then we pulled out our ET passports.
He looked at them, unimpressed, and said, “Bugger off. You shall not pass.”
So we said, “You leave us no choice,” and we pulled our secret weapon. Laura Neptune. Yes, she is still wearing pink.
She stepped forward and declared, “Agent Neptune is bound for the filthy ones, to deliver their torture. Every night he will drive a probe there until the perfect name comes from his lips.”
Your butler gave a confused but slightly amused look. One could tell he was not expecting that. He has since been sent down the cosmic wormhole and he is not quite the same anymore.
In any case, we have invaded your property in your absence. We avoided the traps and sent pigeons carrying the location data to the rest of the crew. They should have arrived by now.
Ladies, follow the pigeons.
When you return, you will find that half of your property has been repurposed into Slavic hood. You are welcome. We now give courses called “I Like It When They Fight”, and Ksenia will personally introduce you to your new life, Comrade Tudor.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zSclor3vZvo
Hello mysterious Jordy,
Thank you for a laugh))
My license for bad ideas and ET passport are always with me. Every time I cross the border to a “Narc Dream Land”, the main Narc GOD checks them to make sure I have proper traits to be there. Though it’s easy to enter, it’s hard to leave. I have to pay taxes. Nothing is free in this world. Like in US. You know, when I was leaving USA, I had to get “Sailing permit”. This is epitome of bureaucracy.
Anyway, I’ve come to the conclusion, that half of bloggers here are stoned or on smth, no doubt.
Maybe I should put my nudes as avatar, to also send a HG’s butler to a hole, whatever hole he prefers. But you know, nudes and narcissists come as a package. Boring a bit. Why they never ask if I know 2nd law of thermodynamics? Why it’s always nudes?? Are you in the office? Please do this for me, go to the bathroom…blah blah. I’m an object.
This is a very overdone Russian accent, btw. You see how she pronounces “thriving”. Almost perfect. Sound “th” is very difficult for us, cause you need to put a tongue between teeth. Such sound doesn’t exist in Russian language, and most Russians pronounce it as “z” or “v”. And come on, “thriving” in active vocabulary is a next level. There is even no direct translation for this word. Close meaning only.
It’s like when I watch American movies, where supposedly Russians are talking, and I have no clue what they are saying. It’s good English subtitles are normally provided. With a few exceptions, where actually Russian actors are playing. When Keanu Reeves was speaking Russian I was embarrassed a bit, cause he is one of my favorite actor.
Though she does look like Russian. A bit like me, actually.
Ffs, while typing, I’m right now at swimming pool, at KL, my hotel, and I smelled weed. A pretty asian guy just had a seat nearby, he let me have a few blows. So idk about you, but I’m the one who stoned now🤣🤣🤣
Fuck, he suggested to give me a free foot massage. He is doing it now. Okay TTYL.
Jordy? I think we’re at the wrong house.
Arya, you will be fine, love. You are in good hands now🥰❤️🩹❤️
TS, of course we are at the wrong house😁😇🥰
We would never bring that level of chaos to our beloved one🥰🥰🥰
I’ve always wondered about John’s friend Alex in this bit. Maybe he was just a drunk kid. Then again, there’s no indication he sobered up or intended to return anything.
https://youtu.be/wu-7soEIHgY?si=1Yvahx2eNOD7t9AP
Hi Niffty! Hope all is well! Good video! X
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This video was very interesting. Thank you HG.