The Narcissistic Truths – No 113


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  1. Just call me Timothy Treadwell. I filmed the bear I loved and he turned around and mauled me to death. It was a 6 time reoccurring nightmare. Care to make it 7 HG?

  2. Indy says:

    Oh my….I just told my co-working that I think when I start dating again, it will be a bear type. (Sweet, not as smart, protective, and cuddly with extra masculine hair) I was thinking I was going against my type…Hahahhahaha…Damn you!! Hahahahha
    Your timing is spooky!!!

    1. Love says:

      Indy, I understand. I wish I could find a shape shifter man. A werebear. ❀

      1. Indy says:

        Hahahahah, I love it, Love! A werebear!! I think they exist in this video!

      2. Love says:

        Oh my goodness! Thank you for sharing Indy! Love the werebear and the song! Though I love Blondie’s Call Me more.

        1. Indy says:

          Does Blondie have WereBears? Just kidding…I like Blondie too!

      3. Love says:

        Lol Muse stole Blondie’s Call Me melody for that song.

        1. Indy says:

          Hi Love,
          I had no clue the link between the tow songs. Thanks for letting me know. Cool. Did they “steal”? Or hopefully asked? I so like Muse.

      4. Love says:

        I’m sorry Indy. I think Muse may be a bit narcy. Read this:

        1. HG Tudor says:

          I must also point out that Personal Jesus is Depeche Mode’s song (albeit Marilyn Manson covered it).

          1. Indy says:

            Personal Jesus, I love that song. I love Depeche Modes and Johnny Cashes Cover.

          2. HG Tudor says:

            Top song.

        2. Indy says:

          thanks for sharing about Muse. Bummer.

    2. ava101 says:

      *lol* indy! πŸ˜‰

    3. ava101 says:

      My ex-narc actually wore an extra-soft teddy-fleece oufit during our first week-end and he insisted on how cuddly he were …

      1. Indy says:

        Ava, that is funny! I have to admit, some fleeces are sooo cuddly. My ex used to wear fleece jackets all the time. He loved the high end ones (of course lol).

  3. WP says:

    Mr. Tudor, will you please send me a teddy bear for my birthday? Never mind. I live at a new address and you no longer know my address.

    1. Love says:

      Plus shipping to Argentina is very expensive!

      1. WP says:

        Yes indeed, Love <3

  4. WP says:

    Baaaaaaaaaby BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. WP says:

    I —- you, HG. Fill in the blank.

  6. WP says:

    Adorable <3

  7. noah80 says:

    Ahahah it’s perfect this daily truths! I love it!

  8. Bruised says:

    Noone can make me laugh like You and Your memes! perfect!

  9. 1jaded1 says:

    Yes share the same coin. I hope you don’t take this as criticism, but if the coin landed another way, you could have developed into an empath. Which is scarier, that thought or an episode of My Haunted House?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Indeed 1jaded that is entirely accurate. And concerning.

  10. Oh I love these daily truths HG!

    It’s like having an inverted advent calendar all year

    This one made me laugh a lot πŸ™‚

  11. Love says:

    Awwww they’re so cute!! I love bears!
    Mr. Tudor can I ask your opinion about the best form of transportation from London to Edinburough? Is the train ride scenic and worth the time? I appreciate your help ❀

    1. HG Tudor says:

      It is Edinburgh – either pronounced Ed-in-borough or Ed-in-brur dependent on where you come from. You can fly, drive or get the train. Flight is obviously the fastest. I would not recommend driving. The route from Newcastle to Edinburgh is picturesque enough but the route from London to Newcastle is along the M1 and A1 and the A1 is often congested. The best route is to take the train. The train crosses the River Tyne and gives you an excellent vista of the city and all the bridges across the river. The route from Newcastle to Edinburgh is beautiful especially when it goes alongside the North Sea, occasionally you see dolphins. Take the train and go first class.

      1. Love says:

        Thank you Mr. Tudor. That sounds splendid. First class train ride it is. Sorry about the spelling mistake. It was my phone’s spell check.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Pleasure, my invoice from Tudor Travel will follow shortly.

      2. Love says:

        You will know where to find me 😊

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Indeed I do.

      3. Love says:

        I will be going with my cousin. She is a fellow codependent. We will be sure to save a seat for you. Unless you think our combined fuel is too much for you… and you may overdose.

      4. ava101 says:

        I wouldn’t say this too loud, love …. HG we have dolphins in the North Sea?!

        1. HG Tudor says:

          We do.

      5. Love says:

        It is ok Ava. Come one come all. It would make for a very interesting train ride!

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