Beautiful and Barbaric

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13 thoughts on “Beautiful and Barbaric

  1. Bloody Elemental says:

    I see you named one of your books after me.

    That was sweet of you, HG. 😉

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Ha ha, you know me, ever the thoughtful gent.

  2. Hi lucky little loony, you were going to leave? Nice to see you back!

    1. Lucky Little Loony says:

      I was, and I am… I just had a few additional things to say, first, for my own closure before I do so take a leap upon my beloved trapeze high into the night sky, and sail away into the thick, romantic fog, and never look back, again…except to wish all my beloved friends on this blog, and especially HG, a most wonderful sing-song return of happiness 💐💐💐 Love, Lucky Little Loony 🙃🙃🙃

      1. Love says:

        Why are you going Triple L?

        1. Lucky Little Loony says:

          I have been asked to join the circus and swing upon the trapezes through the azure skies [with no nets below to catch me if I should fall. But, you see, I get paid more for having no nets below]. I am a trapeze artist. It does come in handy to have a love for being swung high above the grounds, upside down, when it is all the villains and madmen who are the ones who are down below. Plus, I get paid for it 🎪🎪🎪.

          1. HG Tudor says:

            Make sure you check the ropes carefully.

          2. Lucky Little Loony says:

            😳😳😳 Th-Th-Th….Thank you, M. Tudorrrrrr???? Is this a …a trick? Oh, you must mean to make sure that they are in a weakened, and compromised state, before I mount them…of course… because I know you could not be wishing me….😳 s.a.f.e.t.y.😳 Why, yes indeed, M. Tudor, I shall do one special death-defying backward flip, nearly catching the adjoining trapeze, and hopefully not missing it’s intricate synchronization of alignment with the trapeze I will be jettison off from, and missing it, [without the safety-net], just for Y.O.U. Since I will no longer be on this blog, you will never know if I made it, or missed, my special stunt that is just for YOU. So, please, whichever scenario makes you happiest, think upon it as being the reality ❤️❤️❤️ My Kindest Regards to my Love/Hate relationship with M. Tudor Malignant/Narcissist/Man/Stud/Flame/Instructor/Heartbreaker/Torch/Mystery/Love Song/Beloved/Monster/Lover/Teddy Bear/Prince/Betrothed/Elvis Impersonator/My Everything/My Purpose/Beast of Burden/Silent Treatment Giver/Shockwave Thruster/Lollipop/Boy Toy/Fuel Retainer/Pet Owner/Liquid Silk Feeder/Needer/Breeder/Weeder/Cheater/Joystick Owner/Body Slammer/and glow in the dark, azure eyed, British accented, Child-Man. Love, [No Hate], Lucky Little Loony ❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜

      2. Love says:

        I will miss you Triple L. Be safe.

        1. Thank you, ❤️ Love. You are a Sweetheart ❤️.

    2. Lucky Little Loony says:

      Oh, and by the way, PTSD, thank you for the rude reminder.

  3. Oh, and our mother.

  4. This sounds like a description of my sister…

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