Silent Night


Silent night, frozen out night,

You’re not calm, feeling shite,

He’s gone missing, leaving you riled

Left alone, bereft and reviled

Should you call the police?

When will this behaviour cease?

Silent night, absent night,

‘Phone not answered, it’s not right,

Left you crying tears on your face,

You’ll keep searching, it’s part of the chase

Taking apart your self-worth

As he gives you a wide berth

Silent night, lonely night,

He’s disappeared from your sight,

How is this meant to be love?

This time you’ve had enough

Change the locks, end the contract

It’s time for no contact



  1. Anybody else sing these in their head when reading? 😁

    Another great narcarol HG, but Hark, the somatic still my favorite 😏

    1. Yes Ank, I sang it. But the last line didn’t quite match the sound I think. I’ll probably stick to Wham’s Last Christmas ;)

  2. Simply fabulous 😂Obviously not a laughing matter but HG got me laughing so much with this one . NO CONTACT on a serious note is always always best advice ever .

  3. Lol go no contact

    I changed jobs, homes, phone numbers, hell I even changed my hair colour, yet he found me. All I can do is stick with you HG!

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