Have you all ever seen the “That’s Not My”…books?” My granddaughters love them! They go like, “That’s not my unicorn, her mane is too shiny!” My granddaughters all got a bunch of them this Christmas and it made me think of doing a “That’s not my narcissist” book.
“That’s not my narcissist. His voice is too whiny,
That’s not my narcissist. His lies are too obvious.
That’s not my narcissist. His rage is too violent.
That’s MY narcissist! His triangulation is just right!”
“That’s not my narcissist. His voice is too whiny,
That’s not my narcissist. His lies are too obvious.
That’s not my narcissist. His rage is too violent.
That’s not my narcissist. His silent treatments are too frequent.
That’s MY narcissist! His triangulation is so smooth!”
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yep I did loose tons of sleep
Have you all ever seen the “That’s Not My”…books?” My granddaughters love them! They go like, “That’s not my unicorn, her mane is too shiny!” My granddaughters all got a bunch of them this Christmas and it made me think of doing a “That’s not my narcissist” book.
“That’s not my narcissist. His voice is too whiny,
That’s not my narcissist. His lies are too obvious.
That’s not my narcissist. His rage is too violent.
That’s MY narcissist! His triangulation is just right!”
Probably too much eggnog….
Final rewrite. Now for illustrations….
“That’s not my narcissist. His voice is too whiny,
That’s not my narcissist. His lies are too obvious.
That’s not my narcissist. His rage is too violent.
That’s not my narcissist. His silent treatments are too frequent.
That’s MY narcissist! His triangulation is so smooth!”
I love this idea windstorm lol
You’re welcome for the boost in followers, HG.
If only they would join together like an Underground Railroad.
Now that would be something worthwhile.