Hark the Somatic Narc

HARK THE SOMATIC NARC

(To the tune of Hark the Herald Angels Sing)

 

Narc, the somatic loud does sing,

Returning from his latest fling,

Sexual conquests he finds wild,

Now it’s your turn to be defiled

Turgid all his erections rise,

With a blue pill that’s no surprise.

 

He wants your body to proclaim

You are the best I cannot complain

Narc the somatic he likes to swing

Sexual diseases he will bring

Narc, the highest heaven he assured,

Narc, with gifts he can’t afford,

Last in time behold him come,

Whilst he spanks you on the bum,

Exposed in flesh the god you’ll see,

Gathering fuel so expertly,

Pleased as punch he starts to swell,

He’s steamier than Emmanuel,

Narc, the seducer here to bring

Sexual conquest is his thing.

Hail the ripped,buff gym bunny,

Hail the displays of his money,

Gifts galore to you he brings,

Even one which often stings,

Looks so good you’ll want to cry,

See that twinkle in his eye,

Born to cheat online he’ll surf,

Bring you crashing down to earth

Narc the somatic with shiny ring,

Hoping to him you’ll always cling.

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53 thoughts on “Hark the Somatic Narc”

  1. This pic always turns me off ugghh overly muscular men i find a turn off. I can honestly say somatics are not what ive gravitated to. I fall for the quieter sweet guys that makes me laugh but as ive learned those types can be narcs as well!

  2. My guy has been giving me a hard time for always being on my phone. It has gotten to the point where if I hear him walking into the room, I quickly put my phone down. Not that I am doing anything wrong. I am just reading. But he makes me feel guilty.

    So ysterday we were in line at the store and I was on my phone reading Narcsite. And he said “what are you reading now.”

    Let me show you. And I showed him this picture. Ha ha ha. He had it coming.

    Perfect timing.

    Now he wants to know what is so fascinating about that guy (HG Tudor)? Lol

  3. Dear Mr Tudor,
    You’re definitely on Santa’s “naughty” list Mr Tudor
    Even though that was great 😂
    Luv Bubbles xx 🤶🏻

  4. another gift of insight into the world of a narc. your writings have helped me greatly to disengage from the cycle i have lived. thank you

  5. HG
    I’ve given thought and apologize for comments past and present that I have made about your mother.

  6. Hahaha, Nice, HG! BTW is that you in the picture? (One can only dream…) Thank you for your wisdom and humor!

  7. All of this is true,
    I see all the different narcs thanks to you,
    I have finally figured out that it’s not me,
    For alot of the cadre are to dumb to see,
    If it wasnt for you I will still be cast to sea,
    How I blamed myself yes…me,
    I vow to keep listening to a man that goes by HG,
    Sincerely your favorite reader is me!

      1. Is it possible to identify a narcissist and still feel atracted by this dark side, the the dark adventure, the dark emotions…It’s like being alive…

      2. Anne, the answer to your question is yes, and that’s why we’re in rehab here.
        Especially, while we’re on the subject, when they are handsome and beautifully proportioned, crackling with wild masculine energy, and have a sexy voice, and are articulate, and are pulling you into their arms as soon as they’ve met you, and ooh, can’t breathe….

        Did I mention the answer to your question is yes?

      1. NA, when you start getting bombarded with pictures of his abs and flexed biceps, you also react like ewww, believe me. I wasn’t aware at first because we were “friends” but then came the photo album. Hilarious.

      1. Only girls are aloud to pose desperately in front of the mirror ,phone in hand..the divine queens as we are..if u have a penis and u do this..u should switch to vagina sweeties

      2. You weren’t. You were feeling. Looking back, he has no substance, is not my intellectual equal, nor is he witty, humorous or well read.

        He does have beautiful eyes that stare straight in to you and he uses that fully. To the point he wouldn’t even put on his glasses before bed. He also has a beautiful smile (that looks very similar to mine, numerous people have commented we look vaguely alike).

        Plus the non stop attention. The way he made you feel like the only girl, the only person in the world. Sound familiar to anyone?

  8. Now that is funny and clever!

    Are all Narcs irresponsible with money and credit or would you most likely see that with a lesser?

    Mr. Leaser often bragged about money yet lived in a very modest place and used a family members credit to make a big purchase which I thought very strange claiming hex get a better interest rate

      1. Ok you may be no Scrooge but I seriously doubt you would want the fuel associated with serving food at a soup kitchen on Christmas Day!

  9. Effin blue pill 🙄. Maybe you should write this into a song 😂. Do you have a piano? You have a gift with verse and rhyme. Did that make you ego swell?

    Don’t you ever wonder if all of this comes from an underlying pain? Maybe something when you were so young you don’t remember. A chemical imbalance or birth trauma. Maybe the ego grew and empathy faded to protect you from something. Something you weren’t/aren’t strong enough to face. Idk. Just a thought. It’s all so strange.

  10. HAHAHA!!! Love it! You just gave me an idea for the perfect anonymous Christmas card for that special person…

      1. MB
        HG will be too busy christmas shopping , putting his tree up, dressing as Santa for all the children and no doubt carol singing every where he goes

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