The Narc Days of Christmas – No. 6


157 thoughts on “The Narc Days of Christmas – No. 6

  1. nunya biz says:

    Merry Christmas to everyone.

    1. windstorm says:

      Merry Christmas, Nunya Biz! ❤️🎄

      1. Caroline R says:

        Merry Christmas Windstorm!

        1. windstorm says:

          Merry Christmas, Caroline R!

    2. Caroline R says:

      Merry Christmas to you too nunya biz!

  2. Caroline R says:

    Only six days of lying? Tsk, he clearly didn’t graduate from Narc Academy.
    Oh, I see what you did there: he LIED about graduating…

    My brain hurts.

  3. Alexissmith2016 says:

    HG, do you know the case of Alexander Wilson?

    I’ve just finished watching the drama series. Compelling stuff and very well executed.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      I don’t AS2016, what’s the story?

      1. Alexissmith2016 says:

        grrrr AS2016 knows that you do!

        But for the benefit of others.

        The drama was based on a true story.

        He was an English writer, spy and serial bigamist. Children with four ‘wives’ but only the first marriage was legitimate.

        Serial liar and sacked by the foreign office fairly early on in his career. Although this remains uncertain. Allegations of fraud and theft made against him.

        Each of his wives were desperately in love with him.

        The drama series was absolutely brilliant and really depicted the agony each of these women felt. I wholeheartedly felt the pain of these poor women.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Ha ha you know me so well!

        2. SMH says:

          Alexissmith2016 – Agreed. Great series. I got distracted and still have to watch the final episode so thanks for the reminder!

  4. NarcAngel says:

    Thank you for sharing your many gifts, but more importantly, your presence. You’ve been very very very good (at least here) indeed. Enjoy your time off.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      You are welcome NA. As for time off, that’ll come when I’m dead.

      1. K says:

        Merry Christmas HG!

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Same to you.

          1. windstorm says:

            Have a fuel-filled holiday, HG!
            Merry Christmas!

        2. DebbieWolf says:


          “I know!”
          (Said the way Monica did in Friends)
          I thought the same thing as you when HG said he’d take a break when he was dead.

        3. windstorm says:

          Merry Christmas, K!

          1. K says:

            Merry Christmas, WS! This is way better then mailing xmas cards, no stamps needed and fast delivery.

    2. blackunicorn123 says:

      I second that! Thanks HG!

  5. littlebit says:

    8 bloody weeks of no contact and I broke. He’s coming round late on Christmas Eve. I made a special trip and got presents and a card and his favourite food and drink. I’m preparing to dump the really nice guy I’ve been dating for a few weeks – yes, just days before Christmas, I’m ditching someone who likes me and treats me with respect for 1 night and day with the narc. He won’t talk about beyond that. So on the one hand he is talking about this all-encompassing true love til death we part – which he wants to happen together so neither of us has to live without the other in the world and he wants to be buried with me – and on the other hand he’s wringing his hands about the impossibility of our relationship because all of his friends hate me as I am abusive to him and it’s tragic but what can he do about it? The universe is against our love. I think he’s doing Romeo and Juliet in panto. I know he is using Christmas, as we non-narcs feel that the person you would choose to spend Christmas alone with if you could, above all others, even your family, is the person you truly love. I bet narcs are rubbing their hands in glee at Christmas. So much easier to hoover than probably any other time of year. And I know I am going to pay a high price for this hit of narc love. My dad is a narc and I’m currently disowned from my family. He raised me, mom wasn’t around, so narc love feels superior to real love to me.
    I loathe myself – just another week and I’d have been strong and once again determined to move on from him and maintain no contact. If anyone is wavering and thinking of breaking no contact, perhaps just to wish them a merry Christmas, just to hear their voice, please, please, please don’t do it. Don’t let them use Christmas against you. I think it’s too late for me but you can avoid the dark dance with the devil by not inviting him/her back in.

    1. Presque Vu says:

      It happens a few times like this before you’re truly ready to leave. Don’t beat yourself up. It’s positive to know it’s what you need to do for 2019! New year, new you, new possibilities, try again.

      You gain strength and understanding here, so keep coming back to add to your armoury.

    2. Alexissmith2016 says:

      Little bit on.

      There is still time to stop this from happening and as HG would term it, seize the power!

      Why would you want to allow yourself to be used like this. You’ll have to go through all the pain and heartache again. You’ve done the hardest bit. See it through and save yourself from any future torture.


    3. Caroline R says:

      Little bit
      No need to loathe yourself.
      We’re all in rehab from narc love re: your comment about narc love vs real love.
      It’s like kicking heroin.
      Just decide to try again.
      No shame.
      Luckily every day is another chance.

    4. Getting There says:

      Many of us here understand that feeling and the willingness to sacrifice ourselves/other important aspects of our lives for it. You are not alone on this Christmas or ever; we are all here rooting for you.
      It really isn’t too late! Either he hasn’t shown up yet or you have time to kick him out. It will hurt; he won’t be thrilled; but darn it – it will be worth it!
      If he is over and you follow through, ok. Don’t kick yourself over it. Falling down just means getting back up and trying again. It is like when a baby learns to walk: there will be falls but then the baby starts to run without any issues. As Presque Vu pointed out: Another year is about to start and this one is fresh and ready for you. You do have the strength! You will make it!

  6. DoForLuv says:

    Happy dodging hoover holidays Haha
    Love strenght and wisdom to you all 🤗

  7. Natalie Rand says:

    We miss you on the tube H.G .
    I do hope you will be back 🌹
    I will see you in the next realm when we pass over. I dreamt of you and I wonder if you look anything like how I’ve imagined . I do not hate you for being what you are, although I am grateful for never having encountered you personally. My narcissist/ psychopath is in fact a female and not an intimate partner. Everyone I’ve ever known is her flying monkey ( lieutenants) as you prefer to call them . As a target of such entities I do prefer calling them monkeys.
    Merry Christmas to you H.G and Happy New Year xo ,
    Sincerely ,
    Natalie Rand .

    1. HG Tudor says:

      There will be more to come.

  8. Angie says:

    wonder what other narcissist look like,,,if they have similar attributes,,,or if some look dark and handsome,,can they be african american or latino /latina

    1. foolme1time says:

      Yes they can. My last narc was half Mexican! Very Dark and very handsome.

      1. MB says:

        Narcissists are everywhere! You can’t recognize them from appearance alone. Look for the Red Flags!

        1. foolme1time says:

          So very true MB. They come in all shapes and sizes!

      2. mommypino says:

        So true MB, they are all over the world. My American dad was married to an American narc. Then he worked in Asia and had my Asian mom as his narc mistress. He didn’t realize that he was attracted to narcs. He told me that he was attracted to strong women.

  9. JustEmpath says:

    HG, are you planning to hoover some of your ex partners during these holidays? 🙂

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Well now you’ve just caused a Hoover Trigger there is every chance I will!

      1. E. B. says:

        The sixth sphere has just been activated! 🙂 I wish you a Christmas full of fuel, HG.

  10. NarcAngel says:

    Lou was on the stepladder affixing the angel (named Amanda) to the top of the tree!

    1. Lou says:

      NA, please jusr make sure I have not drunk too much of Mommypino’s vino or have had any of K’s special brownies before affixing Angel Amanda to the top of the Tudor Christmas tree.
      That was a great post, NA. Thank you.
      Merry Christmas everyone.

      1. MB says:

        Merry Christmas Lou! Cheers!

        1. Lou says:

          Cheers and merry Christmas MB!

        2. K says:

          Merry Christmas MB!

          1. MB says:

            Merry Christmas sweet K!

      2. mommypino says:

        Ha ha! Merry Christmas Lou! You can take home some boxed wines if you want! 😊

  11. NarcAngel says:

    Preparations are well underway for the annual Christmas party at Tudor Mansion (#1 Blog Drive). As you can imagine – it is THE quintessential event of the season and the estate is filled with activity.

    In the kitchen we have WhoCares preparing a Lentil soup, 2SF and Shesaw stocking the SubZero with Beerenburgin, Mr and Mrs Bubbles prepare various teas (although I keep catching them in the area where Mommypino is in charge of the vino (see what I did there?). K is baking some extra special brownies, but has been interrupted several times by MB who is demanding of K that she look up and assist with recipes for dishes she has been charged with preparing.

    In the den, SMH’s extensive experience with travel has her pouring over flight plans and charting the guest arrivals (It appears Canadian guests are subject to extra scrutiny but I’m sure it’s just a co-incidence). Lori has been tasked with capturing all of the highlights of the night and posting them to Facebook (being sure to block those trying to enter with fake profiles), while StrongerWendy deals with the logistics of all of this going off according to plan and on time while she dreams of an HG spanking for Christmas. Dr HQ and Indy are manning the phones in case of any ill-timed crises (but Im not sure gauging by the rose of their cheeks that they will be of much help in that regard tonight).

    Brian, (Dr) Pale Horse, and Christopher have been sent to pick up firewood and to find Tammy, but there are rumours the Tudemobile they were driving has been spotted at a local pub (where it has been most crookedly and illegally parked for hours). They will likely be dumped in the moat to sober up when they eventually appear.

    Out on the estate DebbieWolf is tending to the animals to make sure they are well fed and warm before joining us in the entrance hall where the choir of Ava101, Caroline( is fine), Quasi, Kel, NunyaBiz, and Chihuahuamom is assembling. Jenna roams the estate making sure that everyone is warmed with a hug and has assured that everyone has left their gift of a review on Amazon for Mr Tudor.

    The guests coats will be lovingly received and cared for by the mischevious elves that are Abrokenwing, Bibi, and Renarde, who will no doubt be found later naked amongst the furs while taking selfies.

    In the spa, BurntKrispyKeen is having a quick meeting of the Hand Perverts Anonymous club (who have suspiciously offered to provide manicures for the guests).

    In the Main Hall the magnificent tree is having its finishing touches lovingly applied by Clarece, Windstorm, Twilight, SuperXena, EB, WiserNow, Lisa, Wiish, and Caroline R. Every important event must be screened, so NA is on the door to make sure that no admittance is given to anyone that threatens to spoil the magic of the evening. Nearby, Presque Vu is at the ready to shake the Empath snowglobes on HG’s arrival.

    Which brings us to our host. He enters, skin glowing (compliments of Clinique for Men and three fresh souls a day), a splendidly fitting custom suit with matching TM Lewin socks, and the scent of Creed teasing the nose of those fortunate enough to be close to him.

    The place falls silent and you can hear a pin drop, until he raises his hands out to his side, forms those perfect lips into a smile, and announces in that unmistakable, voice that both makes women swoon and commands attention: Open the door NA and let me receive my new guests. Let the party begin!

    Merry Christmas to one and all. Forgive me if I have missed names but be assured no one has been forgotten. May you all experience peace and remember your strength over the holidays.

    1. MB says:

      I love it NA!!! How thoughtful. I enjoyed that gift very much. What a fun party! Merry Christmas to you!

    2. WhoCares says:

      Oh dear – NarcAngel! Remind me *not* to discreetly (while taking part in a rl New Year’s Eve party planning session) read your comments – I’m trying to stifle my laughing…while nodding agreement with others in the ‘meeting’ on the colour scheme…haha: I have no clue what colours they chose.

      Bahaaaha! I practically spluttered out laughing at this: “In the spa, BurntKrispyKeen is having a quick meeting of the Hand Perverts Anonymous club (who have suspiciously offered to provide manicures for the guests).”

      Very creative NA – thanks for the laughs – so needed it… Merry Christmas to you 🙂

    3. HappyTimesAhead says:

      Very clever, NA. I’m so glad my invitation was lost in the post. My role would have been head of the escape party….

      Have a joyous and loving Christmas everyone. And, thank you all for keeping my spirits raised. Cheers!

    4. windstorm says:

      That was great! Thanks for writing it to include so many of us!!

      1. E. B. says:

        Yes, WS, it was great 🙂 Happy Christmas to you too!

        1. windstorm says:

          Happy Christmas, E.B.! 🎄

          1. E. B. says:

            Thank you, WS!:-)

        2. K says:

          Hello E. B. and Merry Christmas!

          1. E. B. says:

            Thank you very much, K. I do not celebrate it anymore but I do appreciate your good wishes.

    5. Strongerwendy says:

      Ha! Ha! That was good 🙂 Merry Christmas NA!

    6. K says:

      Ha ha ha…that was awesome!

      1. E. B. says:

        Happy Christmas to you and your family, K.

    7. 2SF says:

      😄 I’m an atheïst and I don’t do.Christmas, but in this case I can’t wait for the invitation to the Tudor Christmas Party NA. I’ll hurry myself to the liquor store. Just wondering.. who gets to spend the ‘afterparty’ with the host.. do we play a quiz and the winner is the lucky one, or will it be an orgy? (I’m not selfish and don’t mind sharing – just for once 😉)
      Merry Christmas to you too.🎄

    8. DebbieWolf says:



      What a masterpiece.
      Aw.. that was lovely..

      Wouldn’t it be fantastic if it was really going to happen!!!!

      I love our Christmas dream.

      You made me cry..
      In a really good way!!!

      And you got me right, I would be outside feeding the animals first!!

      All the very best to you too…
      and what a great thing to say that we must remember our strength over Christmas because it can falter.

      To HG and everyone

      Hey NarcAngel, ❤️❤️❤️xx

      1. abrokenwing says:

        “Wouldn’t it be fantastic if it was really going to happen !!!!”

        Yes … it would. 🤳🙈

        1. DebbieWolf says:


          1. abrokenwing says:

            …and imagine the soup made by WhoCares 😉

    9. mommypino says:

      NA, that is so awesome!! I love it!! I’m so happy to be part of it! ❤️ I live around the Shenandoah Valley so I can most definitely deliver the vino. I love what you did with the angel Amanda in top of the tree. You’re so clever! 💕

    10. mommypino says:

      Oh and Merry Christmas to you NA and to all of us herr! ❤️

    11. Boomerang says:

      I want to be invited too !!! I was away for a couple months … But I am back. I can’t remember what my nickname was but that is ok I will find a new one. You have forgotten to invite miss Markle :):)

    12. nunya biz says:

      I wouldn’t ruin it by actually singing!
      Thank you for such a thoughtful post it is such a pleasure to read, it made me tear.

      1. K says:

        Merry Christmas nunya biz, mommypino, 2SF, Strongerwendy!

      2. Strongerwendy says:

        Merry Christmas K! your finey honed research skills are appreciated by all 🙂

        1. K says:

          Thank you for your kind sentiments Strongerwendy! We are wired to support others and that is a wonderful gift.

      3. mommypino says:

        Merry Christmas Nunya Biz and K!

    13. WiserNow says:


      That’s fantastic! Thank you for a very creative and fun view of what a Christmas party would look like at the Tudor mansion! It’s lovely of you to include so many of us. It made me laugh to imagine us all doing the Christmas party tasks you assigned to us. K baking special brownies… and the mischievous elves taking naked selfies amongst the furs lol 😂😂

      Have a very happy and peaceful Christmas too NarcAngel and may you remember your strength as well. Best wishes to you and to everyone! ❤❤❤

      1. K says:

        Merry Christmas WiserNow!

        1. WiserNow says:

          Thank you K. Merry Christmas to you too and thank you for your wonderful skills with finding relevant and helpful comments/articles and for your supportive and funny comments. It’s a pleasure to communicate with you and everyone here ❤

          1. K says:

            My pleasure WiserNow and thank you for your kind words. There are so many wonderful and supportive people on narcsite and I feel very fortunate to have “met” you and all the readers on this forum. It truly is a pleasure to be here and I am grateful for each and everyone of you.

    14. Pale Horse says:

      Fantastic, NA! Happy Holidays everyone.

      1. MB says:

        Happy Holidays PH!

        1. Pale Horse says:

          Thanks MB!

      2. K says:

        Happy holidays, Pale Horse!

    15. SMH says:

      Thank you, NA. That was very generous and very clever of you!

      Merry Christmas to all of the little helpers here. I do not know where I would be without you!

      I think I’ll help HG pick out gifts to keep the fuel flowing. Ho-ho-ho. What would everyone like? All I want for Christmas is…?

      1. DebbieWolf says:


        All I want for Christmas is:

        Ah…… “Give me the world on a silver plate and I’ll never be sad again”….haha…

        But seriously… Warm, kind smiles and peace inside.

        When you have peace inside you are strong and then you can spread that energy and do good with it later.
        Woohoo!! Happy Holidays !

        1. SMH says:

          Peace, DebbieWolf, and Happy Holidays to you too!

          1. DebbieWolf says:

            Thanks SMH 😇

      2. NarcAngel says:

        All I want for Christmas is…..

        For people to know that despite how I may deliver what I say, or how you might receive it, it is offered with honesty, intended for personal introspection (not judgement), and with good intention. For you all to know that I want the best for you.

        1. K says:

          All I want for Christmas is rocks over rocks in a dirty glass!

          Merry Christmas NA!

          1. windstorm says:

            “Rocks over rocks in a dirty glass”.
            Well, after you get your stocking full of coal, just pour it in a glass!

          2. foolme1time says:

            Oh Windstorm! That was a good one! 😂 Happy Holidays to you and everyone else on here!! 😘😘

          3. windstorm says:

            Happy Holidays to you, too, Foolmeonetime! 🎄❤️

          4. K says:

            Moi, get coal. Ha ha ha…I’m a paragon of virtue.

        2. DebbieWolf says:


          Of course. Absolutely.
          You are steadfast, honest and a rock and also you are gentle, caring and forward thinking. You consider things and hold a good balanced view.
          You are fair..

          You are straight talking and straight to the point… (If that is what you mean by how you deliver things) I like your clarity and I like your honest opinions.

          The diamond that is you, always shines, no matter how you deliver anything.. rest assured about that.

          Most sincerely,


        3. MB says:

          NA, I always knew ❤️ Merry Christmas big Sis!

    16. foolme1time says:

      Absolutely loved this NA! Thank you for the laugh!! Merry Christmas!🎄🎁😘

      1. NarcAngel says:

        Oh FM1T!
        As I said, I may have missed names but you are definitely not forgotten! Those whose names were not listed have the honor of attending as privileged guests (with a plus one new to, but needing, an education in narcissism) without being assigned tasks beforehand. Enjoy the festivities FM1T.

        1. foolme1time says:

          Oh NA! I was not worried about being forgotten silly goose! I am there watching over all of you especially HG! 😉😘Have a wonderful Holiday! 🥰

          1. K says:

            Merry Christmas, foolme1time, MB, Presque Vu, DebbieWolf!

          2. DebbieWolf says:

            Merry Christmas to you too K🎄🎁


          3. foolme1time says:

            Merry Christmas K! 🎅🏻

    17. Pressure Vu says:

      Merry Christmas NA, that was a very enjoyable funny read! I didn’t think I was memorable enough as I don’t contribute or join in a lot so thank you. I loved Renardes naughtiness bit, she would be a hoot!!

      Very kind of you to make us all smile. I love your humour, sarcasm, sass and wise advice and support you give to all here. I’m certainly a fan!

      Merry Christmas to all of you, I raise my glass, chin chin. Xxx

      1. Caroline R says:

        Presque Vu,
        I think NarcAngel noticed the DJ flirting outrageously with you earlier, and didn’t want to mention it.
        But I will.
        He’s hot!

        Merry Christmas!

    18. Mercy says:

      Absolutely love this NarcAngel. Merry Christmas everyone and thank you for your gift of friendship!

      PS can I take home the special brownie leftovers??

      1. MB says:

        Merry Christmas Mercy! There will be no leftover special brownies! Ha ha

        1. Mercy says:

          Merry Christmas MB! Make sure you get that recipe too the then. Hope Santa brings you everything you asked for.

          1. MB says:

            Thank you Mercy! I won’t sleep a wink imagining what Santa will be bringing. Merry Christmas to you!

      2. SMH says:

        Mercy, Only if you’ll bring them to the Hotel California for our New Year’s celebration 🙂

        1. Mercy says:

          SMH, I think we’re going to have to ask K to whip up some more brownies. Apparently there’s no lights weights in the crowd.

          1. SMH says:

            Mercy, No worries. K has endless resources – she’ll just pull more brownies out of her ‘card catalogue’!

        2. K says:

          Merry Christmas SMH!

          1. SMH says:

            Merry Christmas to you, K! Have fun with your daughter!

          2. K says:

            Thank you SMH. My daughter is looking forward to Santa; she loves this time of year. No worries, there are plenty of brownies to go around.

          3. SMH says:

            K, I hope you are not giving your young daughter special brownies and telling her they are from Santa! Haha.

          4. K says:

            Ha ha ha…one time she found the illicit brownies (she was 6) and I caught her just in time! I told her they were special Birthday Brownies for her brother’s friend and we couldn’t eat them. That was holy shit moment!

          5. MB says:

            I’ve never had any of the wicked weed IRL. Only here virtually. I AM skeered of that, K!

          6. K says:

            Ha ha ha…The Wicked Weed! I like that. It is similar to getting a buzz from beer or wine; it can make you feel very mellow and sleepy. I recommend it for people with insomnia or anxiety.

          7. NarcAngel says:

            Or anyone having to endure a narcissistic monologue over Christmas………

          8. K says:

            Ha ha ha….Fucking A, NarcAngel!

          9. SMH says:

            MB and K, I don’t smoke it myself. I’ve done way too many drugs in my life – weed triggers flashbacks and makes me more paranoid and obsessive than I normally am. The first time I knew with absolute certainty that MRN was married I had smoked weed (only time in eons). A (male) acquaintance basically told me I was evil for plotting revenge when I had no evidence!! Of course I was right but I put it out of my head after the weed wore off because I am happiest living in denial. If I smoked weed all the time, I wouldn’t be able to live in denial :).

          10. SMH says:

            Quick thinking, K!

          11. K says:

            Ha ha ha…that was my narcissism kicking in. Of course you were right! You can share your diabolical plotting with me; I won’t judge.

      3. NarcAngel says:

        What leftovers?

        1. Mercy says:

          Valid point NA!

      4. K says:

        Ha ha ha…there won’t be any leftovers, Mercy, Merry Christmas!

        1. Mercy says:

          Merry Christmas K

      5. Caroline R says:

        I spent so long trying to decide what gorgeous outfit to wear, I was nearly late to the party.
        Oh, and I nearly forgot that I had yet to put those last few glass birds on the Christmas tree. I couldn’t find them earlier. The minions had to get up in the attic and look for them. I called out to them “they’re next to the picture of Dorian Gray”, but I don’t think that they heard me.

        I’ve already had a couple of peach Bellini’s while I’ve been trying on dresses, and I can hear the DJ’s put on Depeche Mode, so I want to dance.

        I think Original Overthinker is having a power nap in one of the dream suites of the mansion. Maybe we should let her sleep?

        Christmas peace and love, and Happy Holidays to every precious person here at Tudor Mansion.

    19. abrokenwing says:

      Dearest NarcAngel,

      You’re such an extraordinary woman..

      Thank you for the laugh,for your kindness, for caring and always being here for us in a good and bad times…
      May the love of Jesus Christ… just joking 🙃
      May you be blessed with more people that will appreciate the real friend in You.
      Have a wonderful Christmas! ❤️

      1. NarcAngel says:

        Thank you for your kindness, for making me laugh out loud many times with your wicked sense of humour, and for a peek at who I have been speaking to. Merry Christmas.

    20. abrokenwing says:

      Mr Tudor,

      What kind of role would you assign to NA at your party? 😄

      1. HG Tudor says:

        From her story she already has one. Door opener for His Majesty.

      2. MB says:

        I can’t help but think NA is the inspiration for the super empath troll under the bridge in Narc Tales.

        1. NarcAngel says:

          Bloody hell MB! It’s Christmas and you have me as a horrible troll, homeless and living under a bridge. Teasing.

          Narc Tales is a delightful read and should be tucked into many a stocking this season to be savoured when a laugh and a gentle reminder is needed. I am also sure though, that the following standard clause applies………

          ‘This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidences are either the product of the authour’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.’

          (I do the same though in assigning personalities past and present. Makes it more relatable).

          1. MB says:

            NA, I quite liked the troll character! Narc Tales is great!

          2. K says:

            Ha ha ha….every time I read NarcTales I will think of NarcAngel as the troll under the bridge.

          3. MB says:

            K, I can’t believe you weren’t reminded of her! She was very protective and a bad ass Super Empath.

          4. abrokenwing says:

            I read it yesterday with a glass of G&T ( as advised in the intro) and laughed at loud .👌🏻

      3. Lou says:

        MB, I also thought of NA when reading about the bad ass super empath troll under the bridge.

    21. Bubbles🍾 says:

      Dearest NarcAngel,
      That was …..Bloody brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      I’m in complete hysterics and tears of laughter (need the tissues) ….. almost peed me knickers …… more tissues 🤣🤣
      Mr Bubbles and I would definitely be sampling Mommypinos vino 🍷….not forgetting the delicious bubbles🍾🥂……
      Thanks for a fabulous fabulous story ….I can picture it all
      You’ve just made my Xmas eve ….. luv luv luvved it
      Mr Tudor can race in and get his Xmas eve discount (when all men shop) on his TM Lewin binocular cufflinks, his Clinique dark spot concealer and his Creed Royal Water 😂😂😂😂
      Merry merry NarcAngel
      May Santa be very generous to you this year…..ho ho ho
      Luv Mr & Mrs Bubbles xx 🤶🏻🎅🤶🏻🎅🤶🏻🎅🤶🏻🎅

    22. Caroline (is fine) says:

      Super duper cute, NA.;-)

      Merry Christmas (peace/joy) to all~

    23. E. B. says:

      Dear NA,
      I loved your story! 🙂 It is a beautiful Christmas present for all of us.
      Thank you so much for it! Your comments always make me laugh.
      I would love to read your blog, if you decide to start one.
      Happy Christmas!
      EB xxx

      1. NarcAngel says:

        Hi EB
        Thank you EB, but I have no plans for a blog. I only have it to be able to like comments and it is empty. Narcsite is the only blog I am interested in supporting to date.

    24. Persephone says:


      I have been banished to the Naughty step for filling the pool with Gin and Tonic and Carolime 😉 instead of the required Vesper Martini!

      1. NarcAngel says:

        The naughty step is where the after party is. Thats where things really get rockin. See you there (wink).

      2. Caroline R says:

        Ha ha ha ha!
        I have tears from laughing!
        Merry Christmas, hon!

      3. Caroline R says:

        Love your outfit by the way.
        We’ll sneak you out some hors d’oeuvres and cake when HG is momentarily distracted.

      4. Carolime-is-fine! says:

        Whoa Baby — Carolime approves, Perse!

    25. Twilight says:

      Merry Christmas Narc Angel!

    26. Persephone says:

      You know, some Narcs are just brilliant at having parties. Especially when they can pack the place with the compassionate, caring camaraderie of all these brilliant empaths we have here!

      Not my usual language, but I feel blessed!
      May you all feel blessed, too!

    27. SuperXena says:

      That was awesome NarcAngel!
      I got late to the party( Oops, had a party of my own out here)but not too late to send my Season’s Greetings !
      I hope you found the box I left for the Christmas tree decoration in form of chess pieces decorations** I thought were very apt for the occasion.
      **chess pieces Christmas tree decorations meticulously handmade for this special occasion with a combination of the finest wood, ivory and marble.

      1. Caroline R says:

        God jul!
        We’ve just opened some more bottles of sparkling Pinot noir, so here you are…(hands glass to SuperXena).
        Love the chess piece decorations, by the way.
        I’m just going to ask the DJ to put on Jax Jones ‘Breathe’, and Ariana Grande’s ‘Into You’.

        1. SuperXena says:

          Thank you Caroline R. Sounds great.
          God Fortsättning!

      2. Caroline R says:


        1. SuperXena says:


  12. shesaw says:

    Jooooo, got my X-mas present today : blocked for being not responsive. Lol.

    1. 2SF says:

      Shesaw, he grants you a nice, quiet & peaceful X-mas. That is how thoughtful and generous Narcs are 🙂

      1. shesaw says:

        Oh yes 2SF, I didn’t know he had it in him, haha

  13. Christopher Jackson says:

    I believe it would be more than 6 days hg…how about 359 more that would be accurate yes lol

  14. Mercy says:

    Try 7 years 6 months and 14 days of lies. Well I guess I’m being a little dramatic with the number. Some of those days were silent treatments.

  15. WiserNow says:

    It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!! 🙂

    Putting together all your “The Twelve days of a Narc Christmas” memes so far, HG, the song sounds like this:

    On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my narc gave to me
    – Six days of lying
    – Five old things
    – Four nasty words
    – Three false friends
    – Two violent shoves
    – And an overnight stay in A and E

    I think I’m getting to know your lyrics better than the real song lol 😂 I hope I don’t start singing it by accident during Christmas lunch…

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Ha ha, keep it as watchword to your heart.

      1. WiserNow says:

        I will HG. It’s a song for the darker side of Christmas, which is, unfortunately, very real for some.

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