The Rules of Ex Club – No. 31


28 thoughts on “The Rules of Ex Club – No. 31

  1. Kelly B says:

    That’s why he stopped making plans in the evening. And only wanted to meet for lunch.

  2. Christopher Jackson says:

    Of course not …I mean she entered your sphere of influence didnt she???

  3. alexissmith2016 says:

    haha makes me think of Dean Friedman – Lucky Stars! waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy before my time, just so we’re very clear about that! But I had a friend who was obsessed by this song, her parents had introduced it to her.

  4. Kensey says:

    Can’t believe mine had the idiot balls to lie to a single woman on a dating site who worked for homeland security.
    (she contacted me)
    He was The Trueman Show
    His whole existence was a movie set
    Action & fuel….

  5. K says:

    It most certainly does. It is nooky (fuel) time!

    Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
    Gonna grab some Afternoon Delight
    My motto’s always been “When it’s right, it’s right.”
    Why wait until the middle of a cold, dark night?

    Skyrockets in flight!
    Afternoon Delight!
    (oh oh oh oh ohh)
    Afternoon Delight!

    1. Renarde says:

      Love it K!

      1. K says:

        That song is great!

      2. BurntKrispyKeen says:

        Hi, Renarde… It is nice to see that you are back to your spunky self. How have you been doing?

        1. Renarde says:

          Hey BKK! Thank you and apologies for my tardiness. I am well, how are you?

    2. foolme1time says:

      K hahaha! I didn’t think anyone else used the word nooky! Love that song! Also use to love that afternoon delight! πŸ˜‚πŸ™ƒ

      1. K says:

        Ha ha ha….afternoon delights are marvelous and I love the word: nooky. It is funny like kerfuffle.

    3. Bubbles 🍾 says:

      Dear K,
      Awe …. cute song ….I’ve always like that one
      I know what a “nooky” is ……and a “rumpy pumpy” …..🀣
      Ahhhhhh ….the “good ol days”

      If a bloke deliberately mentions his exes ….. run rabbit run 🐰!
      Shanks for the memories gorgeous K
      Luv Bubbles xx 😘

      1. K says:

        Dear Bubbles,
        That song is groovy, man. You dirty birdie! It is very clear which side of the tracks you grew up on (the fun side)! Ha ha ha…I am going to use rumpy pumpy, that’s a good one and the “good ol days” were fabulous!

        If a bloke triangulates, think Gingerbread Man: run, run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me; I am the Empath wo(man).

        My pleasure beautiful Bubbles! There are memories galore here.

        Luv K xoxo

        1. Bubbles 🍾 says:

          Dearest K,
          Lol …. yes everything we did was considered a bit “naughty” ….chuckle chuckle ….Or…. you could use “humpy bumpy” 🀣
          I was never big on the gingerbread man … so arrogant ….he deserved to be eaten …. haha πŸ˜‚
          Have you checked out our latest Scottish granny’s book ….”I need a new bum” …. check it out K …. it’s hilarious
          You’ll ” crack” up
          Luv Bubbles xx 😘

          1. K says:

            Dear Bubbles,
            The Gingerbread Man was an arrogant little shit, ha ha ha…. he got his comeuppance though; The Fox got him in the end. I will Google “I Need a New Bum” straight away.

            Luv K xoxox

          2. Asp Emp says:

            Bubbles, I had a quick look at this Scottish granny you mentioned here, she could not stop laughing, it was hilarious!

    4. mommypino says:

      I sing that to myself when I have ice cream in summer afternoons. 😊

      1. K says:

        Ha ha ha….is it strawberry ice cream by any chance?

        1. mommypino says:

          I’m a rocky road kind of gal. But my gut instinct tells me that your question means something else. I’m not sure, I’m just a foreigner. 😬

          1. K says:

            Ha ha ha…your comment reminded me of the article:


          2. mommypino says:

            In the end it has to hurt. 😳

          3. K says:

            Ouch! Does it ever…woe is strawberry ice cream; s(he) is being triangulated with mint chocolate chip.

    5. BurntKrispyKeen says:

      Yeah, I miss Afternoon Delight, too. And at my age, it took some courage. Great song. 🎢

      1. K says:

        I miss it too.

        1. Bubbles 🍾 says:

          Dear K,
          At my age … ya gotta shut the curtains in the afternoon ….everything looks better in the dark 🀣
          Luv Bubbles xx 😘

          1. BurntKrispyKeen says:


          2. K says:

            Dear Bubbles,
            If only we had magical thinking that was similar to the narcissist, then we would all be younger, better looking and buffer than we really are.
            Luv K xoxo

          3. Bubbles 🍾 says:

            Dear K,
            Haha …magicals right …. haha ……. most narcs I know, arent that great… their own admiration society consists of only one …. themselves 🀣
            Mr Bubbles actually likes the curtains “open” 😱… go figure πŸ˜‚Shanks adorable one
            Luv Bubbles xx 😘

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