20 Bullets From The Pomposity Pistol


To say that my kind and me have a high opinion of ourselves is to put it too low. We are superior, of an elevated status and ethereally stunning and wonderful. Our achievements are magnificent, our accomplishments legion and we leave you mere mortals trailing in our wake.

We know you look on, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, a mixture of awe and envy washing over you. How good it must be to be like us, you wonder. Well not only are we spectacular and scintillating we are generous too, so generous that I can share with you twenty of our excessively vain and self-centred comments.

You may have heard a number of these said to you, about you or just uttered in your general earshot as we gaze nobly towards the horizon. If you have, you know you are dealing with one of our kind and that we wholeheartedly believe these comments irrespective of how pompous, hypocritical ,vain or ridiculous they may sound.All that matters to us is ensuring we gain a reaction to them.

Here are twenty bullets which the narcissist will fire from The Pomposity Pistol which you need to dodge.



  1. I don’t complain, I advise.
  2. I do, I am not done to.
  3. Don’t be sorry. Be accurate.
  4. I turn heads. I turn sexual preferences.
  5. I own you.
  6. I have every right to do this.
  7. I never lie.
  8. I achieved all this without any help whatsoever.
  9. I made you what you are today.
  10. I am very much in touch with my feelings.
  11. I hate liars.
  12. It is all down to me.
  13. I am a god.
  14. If it wasn’t for me, nothing would get done round here.
  15. I think of everyone but myself. I am too giving at times.
  16. It can be hard being this well-loved.
  17. I cannot help being so popular.
  18. They are my people. They get understand me,
  19. Everyone wants to either be me or be with me.
  20. I am the puppet master and the piper. Deal with it.

49 thoughts on “20 Bullets From The Pomposity Pistol

  1. WokeAF says:

    “Don’t question my integrity “

  2. Splinter says:

    “More bang for your buck” is cheap trash. They’re a joke and the punchline, superior to no one and I find it hilarious they try to create a false reality that lacks the truth. That truth being that “knowing” the narcissist has zero value. Zero strength. Zero clout. Zero presence. Zero authority. Zero pull. Zero drive. Zero accreditation. Zero credential. Zero authenticity. Zero class. Zero superiority.

    “Knowing” the narcissist does have bottom level bravado and nefarious audacity and egotistical chauvinism in an overabundance, coupled with underlying sadomasachism, sadism, misogyny, bigotry, salaciousness, lasciviousness, apathetic indifference to others, malicious intent, conceited entitlement and an ungrateful demeanor steadily on the prowl for a victim to suck dry for personal benefit.

  3. mollyb5 says:

    HG , are you able to handle it internally without lashing out in some way …if someone implies you are wrong at something or corrects you ? Have the good doctors helped in this matter , at all ?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Why on earth would someone imply I am wrong, when I am always right, Mollyb5?!

      If someone did have the audacity to do so, it amounts to Challenge Fuel and I would assert control. This does not mean I would need to lash out, since I am an Ultra, there are many different forms of manipulation available to me in order to assert control.

      1. mollyb5 says:

        HG , Because everyday people are around you (I assume)and everyday you are social , so chances are ,very low of course , that you may say something incorrect. … , of course like a date or time or a name ? Someone thing tiny. 😉 what would you do if someone corrected you in the spelling of their name or a word ? How would you assert control ? Or did you just show me in the last question ? Would you just try to embarrass them ?

        1. HG Tudor says:

          If someone pointed out that I had spelt their name incorrectly, that is Challenge Fuel. My response depends on the appliances position in the fuel matrix and the context of the incident. Largely I would respond with charm to assert control, but if I deemed it necessary (and note I am not some base and rudimentary Lesser therefore I would evaluate the appropriate response with far greater sophistication and finesse) I could also give the individual a mauling.

          Take for example your enquiry. It is politely framed and you are wanting to understand, that is what this place is for, so you are not challenging me, you are asking a sensible question. If you stated “no, HG, you are wrong in what you are saying..” then you would be challenging me. I would respond, with evidence and explanation, demonstrating politely that you are incorrect and why that it is. I would not respond with “You are a fucking idiot Mollyb5, you just do not understand because you are thick.” The polite response asserts control, the unpleasant one also asserts control, but because of my position as an Ultra and the fact that it is pointless being unpleasant to my readers because it benefits me to provide information in the manner I do, I respond politely, sometimes jokingly or with a pithy put down. I do not turn into a potty mouthed Lesser!

          1. BonnieLou says:

            How would you feel HG, if someone said to you “you’ve had your hair cut? I preferred it when it was longer.” ?

          2. HG Tudor says:

            I naturally do not have long hair, so nobody would ever say that to me. I keep it short. Like my relationships.

          3. mollyb5 says:

            Ok . I understand you are very polite. So if the SM said to you , HG ,( lol, I know she doesn’t call you that ) how come you are slipping that waitress a secret note into her pocket ? You being an ultra would “always”respond nicely and politely all the time ? Or would you use a lessers words to her sometime or any other primary from the past have you used those degrading words ..like “fuck off bitch ?”

          4. HG Tudor says:

            She wouldn’t see me slipping a note into the pocket of the waitress.

          5. Pati says:

            HG, Good Afternoon, is that because you do this when we are not looking in a sneaky way I am looking out for things now with my husband and I am waiting to catch him I cant wait. He is not as smart as he thinks he is .

          6. mollyb5 says:

            Hg.?? Would it be a good idea if you also wrote a book about dating and what to spot along the way or watch out for when the dated person turns out to be a narc. Like the signs …and when they would appear or when to fish them out , what type of places to go to or venues to fish it out etc ,
            What kind of things to wear , to fish it out , what kind of situations to watch out for …meeting their family where and when , and what kinds of behaviors may present themselves ? I know you write about it but it not put in this kind of context . People would be set up by daily or friends in older times , or arranged marriages …it’s really hard as you know not to get fooled or entangled with a narc. Maybe you could sell it and sign it and only sell it to a select few fans ? Me ?

          7. HG Tudor says:

            Read Red Flag and Black Flag.

          8. mollyb5 says:

            HG , a mauling is an attack …of words ? Is that what you mean ?

          9. HG Tudor says:


          10. mollyb5 says:

            HG do you at least think instinctively “ that fucking thick headed dumb bitch” lol

          11. HG Tudor says:

            If painted black, words to that effect.

          12. mollyb5 says:

            Okay ! HG , Deep down you think like a lesser but have manners ! ?

            Now , I can see that !

          13. HG Tudor says:

            No, I don’t think like a Lesser, I paint black like all narcissists

          14. mollyb5 says:

            HG so all narcs do think alike they some just have a better education and upbringing ? So it’s harder of course to figure out an Ultra because of their education and upbringing , manners ….and motive at the present moment with a given situation and or appliance.

          15. HG Tudor says:

            We think in black and white, yes.

          16. Pati says:

            Are Narcs colour blind then? lol or is just the way they see people .

          17. MB says:

            Molly, I can imagine HG being one that could give you a mauling and you would thank him for it. And later…think, “oh, no he didn’t!”

            Of course, there’s the mauling that’s unmistakable too!

      2. Alexissmith2016 says:



        1. HG Tudor says:

          You be quiet over there!

          1. BonnieLou says:

            Haha! I meant hypothetically speaking. Would you take it as a criticism?

          2. HG Tudor says:

            Would I take what as a criticism BL? (I do not see the earlier comment in the moderation pane)

          3. BonnieLou says:

            The hair comment earlier that you replied to. Would a statement like that, albeit minor, be seen as a criticism? (I will sort out an email consultation soon!😂😂)

          4. HG Tudor says:

            Thanks for clarifying.

            It’s Challenge Fuel.

  4. Pati says:

    Mine says ” I am the goddess of love”
    “Everyone loves me ”
    ” I do everything around here”
    ” Go ahead leave you will.never find anyone like me they are all.losers out there ”
    ” I am a leader not a follower ”
    ” Your fortunate I married you ”
    ” I don’t lie I speak facts ”
    ” You cant control me”
    ” why should I feel sorry for him he doesnt feel.sorry for me”
    ” you better not talk to her shes a bitch”
    ” dont they wish they can be successful like me”
    ” shes jeaulous of your life with me ”
    ” I am the king ”
    ” I treat you like gold ”
    ” Our kids have my personality ”
    ” I am the dominate one you are submissive,”
    “I don’t like pasta in my homemade chicken noodle soup
    Me – that’s why it’s called chicken noodle soup there are noodles in the them”
    I wont eat it – meanwhile he will have a soup out of a can when he is sick.
    ” listen to.me and dont interrupt me when I am speaking .

    The list goes and on………

    1. Sweetest Perfection says:

      The chicken noodle soup sans pasta contradiction is very intriguing. Does he have Celiac disease or just pure moronic disease?

      1. NarcAngel says:

        Also he says he’s a goddess?

        1. Pati says:

          NA he thinks he is a goddess conceited jerk far from it . Next time he tells me this I am going to laugh hard in his face !!!!!

      2. Pati says:

        No SP hes just being a moron. He can go eat out if he doesnt like it . He is lucky he gets a home cooked meal. If he doesnt like it he can go get a Bigmac combo from McDonalds.

  5. Violetta says:

    You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
    When I met you….
    – The Human League

    Always associated this song with Dorothy Stratten and slimy husband/manager/murderer Paul Snider, as depicted in “Star 80.”

  6. Sisty says:

    “I don’t lie, and I don’t steal.” [Which really makes me wonder whom he stole from, or is stealing from]
    “Do you want to be my woman? Then do what I want.”
    “I didn’t do any of that. If I had, you would have left me, and you’re still here.”
    “You deserve better.”
    “I can size up anyone within ten minutes.” [which was unfortunately true, at least as far as ferreting out weaknesses]
    “You’re so helpless.”
    “I love you. I want you. I need you.”
    “I’m Peter Pan.”

    and, finally, with a hangdog look: “They’ll probably never erect that statue of me.”

    1. HG Tudor says:

      The final one amused me.

      1. blackunicorn123 says:

        And me!

  7. Gypsy Heart says:

    It’s amazing how I can think back (more logically than emotionally) of so many experiences I’ve had with narcissism. Such a learning experience here.

    In my nursing career, we heard a lot of these from a surgeon. He would state don’t be sorry, be accurate. He certainly acted as if he owned us, referring to us as my nurses. If a nurse would float to our area when short staffed, he would tell her to “get out of my room and bring me one of my nurses.” I gave her a reassuring arm squeeze stating “dont let it get to you; that’s how he is”. Then I dutifully reported to his side.

    Also he didn’t seem to want the other doctors giving us patient orders or a dressing down. He would defend us. Only he was allowed to give us a dressing down.

    And my favorite, and one that you can relate to HG: I AM A GOD. And he certainly was in the operating room! I wouldn’t let anybody else do surgery on me!

    1. Lorelei says:

      Gypsy—he was triangulating.

  8. AR says:

    “I am honest”
    “I don’t owe anything to anyone”
    “I rarely get angry. Take example from me. Why would you need to staff redundant things into your head?!”-ex narc.

    “I am your king. I know what is best for you because i am older than you. -narcissistic brother

    1. AR says:

      It is easy to say not to get angry at those people who treated me as if i didn’t exist and made me feel as if i don’t belong to their family when you got what you wanted and needed with ease.

      1. HG Tudor says:

        Indeed and that anger is driven by your emotional thinking in order to act against your best interests.

  9. Shon graham says:

    I received a text after the discard from the Narc with a dancing monkey puppet on a string. With the words good luck bitch. Coward!!

  10. ThePolicyOfTruth says:

    Want some more? I’ve heard him say :

    -I admit I am the best (concerning business.)

    -Your opinion is irrelevant. I want agreement. I want to hear my words coming out of your mouth.

    -I am the greatest showman.

    Some of your list is spot on what he used to say too, or similar.

  11. Jess says:

    I say a lot of these things. I didn’t always. “I hate liars” stands out. I can’t stand being lied to but I will lie to avoid hurting someone’s feelings or if I think I’ll lose the narcissist for example. So…it makes no sense. Probably dealing with a narcissist anyway so whatevs. Don’t be to hard on yourself. They waste no time on it so you shouldn’t either. Choose yourself. You are the one with a healing intent toward others.

  12. Flor says:

    I say some of those! And I’m not a narc, just the opposite!

    1. HG Tudor says:

      You also say “Hello” and so do I, Flor.

      A preponderance of the use of the phrases is a strong indicator, but it is not determinative. One must ascertain from a range of aggregate behaviours whether someone is a narcissist and then one can interpret individual behaviours through the established prism thereafter.For instance, if someone is established as an empath by studying their behaviour, then that person’s act of giving a present is interpreted through that prism. The same act, but undertaken by a narcissist (also established from studying the aggregate behaviour) is viewed through the prism of narcissism and generates a different interpretation.

      1. Splinter says:

        The view and her degenerates are the same interpretative dance in the same young song and walk, impervious to flame, impervious to steel….just like all the other metalheads who drop sixteen bars to feel the burn from cheap desensitization.

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