The Night/Narc Before Christmas




To obtain both a rendition of the traditional favourite “A Visit From St Nicholas” known as ´Twas The Night Before Christmas´and ALSO a narcissist themed version, use the button below. The cost is just US $ 7.50

All proceeds will be allocated to the Angel Assistance Fund.

The Night/Narc Before Xmas




  1. HG that was delightful! I did quite enjoy the traditional reading, but massive props for your original. I, like the others, loved the dark humour and the delicately applied nastiness…it was delicious. Bravo!

    1. Absolutely stunning masterpieces! I am speechless! I second Kim’s opinion that Clement Clarke Moore applauds!
      Such a vivid , dense reading of the original poem, brought back sweet memories of a white Christmas 🎄 !

      And HG’s brilliant re writing of the original poem is a stern but friendly warning for every single person how easily they could fall in the black abyss – that is the intimated relationship with a Narc.

      From the bottom of my heart, thank you very much HG for your lovely Christmas presents to us, the readers !
      And my admiration that you give us the opportunity to double the joy of the present as you are allocating the proceeds to the AAF!
      Isn’t it that gesture the real Christmas spirit and meaning.

      1. Claire,
        Listening to HG read the piece was a dream come true for me. Growing up I always wanted to have it read to me like my friends often spoke of there parents reading it to them. Unfortunately that never happened for me, however I made sure I read it to my children every Christmas Eve. Listening to HGs voice over the years I knew it was absolutely perfect for this piece and once again he has not let me down. The sound effects only add to the magic of it all. It was absolutely perfect HG. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. 💞🎅🏻

  2. HG, You are most generous and could have charged double for this double delight. The first performance is lovely and classic–a keeper. The second is sadly cruel, yet I found myself laughing at how you creatively managed to fill every single second with dastardly dark humor. A devilishly awful, yet delightful instant classic. Bravo. I will tell others off blog not to miss out on this great find.

    P.S. I believe you have some broken glass to attend to? We await the outcome with great anticipation!

    1. P.P.S. Please do charge 50¢ for something else or create a special 50¢ cent donation button, otherwise 50¢ will remain in PayPal for eternity since all donations are in round numbers. Thank you.

  3. HG thank you so very much!
    Would you please tell me how much it is, I do not see the price anywhere?

      1. Oh HG that is a bargain!! I am actually going to let someone very special to me listen to your reading of this. Thank you so very much!
        You are going to have to wait however, I only have $4.04 left on my gift card! Hahaha. Please don’t take it down before I have a chance to purchase it. Thank you. 😘💞

        1. No you did not, I realised I had not made it clear after your comment and I added it in afterwards.

          No gas lighting here.

          1. Of course no gas lighting here, there is no need for you to do so silly goose! 🙃

    1. FM1T
      Was your recent surgery on your finger? Press the add to cart button to see the price you little Diva!

      1. Oh Sista! I tried that and it went straight to PayPal and ask me to log into an account I don’t have! It does that to me all of the time. Now apologize Sista! Hahaha 😘

          1. E. B.,
            My surgery went well. Thank you very much for asking, that is very kind of you.
            Yes I am at home now and bored out of my mind, I know however if I don’t listen I’ll screw something up and will be stuck here in this bed even longer! Lol 🥰

  4. Perfect!

    HG – may I contribute on the Dollar Drive post to the AAF and still receive this? (I want to clear off the balance of two cards – and it will add up to more than what you are asking here.)

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