Christmas Recitals



To embrace the spirit of Christmas I have recorded a selection of various poems, some entertaining, some familiar, some wistful and some reflective but all embodying the festive season.

There are 19 in total.

You may choose from three bundles

  1. 5 Recitals which will be selected at random
  2. 11 Recitals which will be selected at random
  3. All 19 recitals

All proceeds will be added to the Angel Assistance Fund.

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90 thoughts on “Christmas Recitals

  1. Whitney says:

    HG you are bringing me so much Joy. I would pay any amount of money to hear your voice!

  2. FoolMe1Time says:

    Oh HG these are marvelous!! Thank you so much for reciting them. Your voice is magnificent and perfect for these readings. That was a Christmas present to myself that I hopefully will be able to enjoy year after year.

    What would HG like for Christmas this year? Perhaps the angels here can be of some assistance? 💞

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Thank you.

      1. FoolMe1Time says:

        You’re welcome HG.

  3. Claire says:

    Absolutely fabulous recitals! ❤️Another brilliancy of HG that truly deserves praise and admiration! 👏👏
    I would like to encourage all readers to open their souls for the beauty of the poems and for the good cause – donating to the Angel Assistance.

    Thank you very much HG for this beautiful Christmas present! It it such a pleasure to listen to your poetry reading.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Thank you Claire and you are welcome.

    2. MB says:

      Mine didn’t play, HG

      1. HG Tudor says:

        Press play, that usually helps.

        1. MB says:

          Pretty sure I’ve played enough HG files to know when it isn’t working. That was unkind.

          1. HG Tudor says:

            Hence why I told a joke. I have emailed you anyway to seek to assist you with the problem.

          2. MB says:

            It all worked out in the end. It won’t be the first time I’ve been told by a narcissist that I can’t take a joke!

          3. HG Tudor says:

            Nobody stated that.

          4. MB says:

            That’s true, it was not stated as such. It was just the way I took it and it hurt my feelings. I’m in a mood. I like being first to listen, not left out and I still haven’t gotten a chance to do so.

          5. NarcAngel says:

            You can obviously take a joke as you were involved with a narcissist.

          6. Notme! says:

            Don’t be hurt MB. Pour yourself something nice, put your feet up (unless you’re in the car, or you’ll damage the dashboard and get arrested) and listen to the sexy voice, sorry I meant the story. Of course you can take a joke. HG was being a cheeky fecker that’s all and caught you at a bad moment. Set it aside sweetie and enjoy your listening xx

          7. MB says:

            Notme, thank you. I have enjoyed the ones I’ve listened to so far.

      2. FYC says:

        Hi MB, Try clicking from the downloads.

        1. FYC says:

          Actually MB, I found out it has to do with Google Drive permissions. I am having the same problem with the new files but it can easily be remedied by HG. I hope you are already set to go.

  4. Anm says:

    Do you eat Christmas Pudding every Christmas? At 35, I just found out what that is, and curious if someone you age still eats that, or is it like Christmas fruit cake here, where you see it a lot at the stores yet no one is going to serve that to their guest.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      “Someone your age”?

      Age is no barrier to a slice of Christmas pud, Anm.

      The main reason I choose Christmas pub is because you set fire to it.

      1. blackunicorn123 says:


    2. FoolMe1Time says:

      Oh Anm! Lol. I knew the “at your age” would get him. Haha

      1. Anm says:

        Lol. Fm1T,
        That’s why I brought up my age first. I was hoping not to make it awkward. I meant to inquire if that sort of holiday dessert was an outdated, old school, tradition. Any dessert doused with booze catches my attention.

        1. FoolMe1Time says:

          Oh ANM, outdated, old school tradition! Hahaha you did it again!

        2. Claire says:

          Hi Anm – the Christmas pudding is very popular in Australia and many people enjoyed it regardless their age🙂. There are some really yummy varieties like sticky date pudding, chocolate melting pudding 😋, there is one with raspberry and Prosecco in my house waiting patiently for Christmas to come.
          It so unAustralian do not have a slice of pudding or Pavlova for Christmas lunch 😋. I embrace the tradition:).
          Even the gym sent me yesterday an email with the holiday schedule “ because we want you to have your holiday pudding, and eat it too!”🙂

          1. NarcAngel says:

            The raspberry and Prosecco pudding sounds divine.

      2. ANM says:

        I have yet to travel to the UK. My son wants to go. Maybe next year.

        1. FoolMe1Time says:

          I traveled there a few years ago and absolutely fell in love with everything about. ( except all of the rain that is )

  5. K says:

    Hahahahaha…this entire thread was a riot!!! Thanks everyone!

  6. FYC says:

    I jumped to purchase before reading there were selections. So I have ordered again for the entire set! The first selection was a delight. Well worth the extra to have all 19. Thank you for all the audio specials HG, they are fabulous.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Thank you FYC, I am pleased you enjoyed them.

      1. FYC says:

        Very much so, HG. I am sure we would all appreciate a recording of you singing the song of your choice as well.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Master of the House it is then!

          1. FYC says:

            From Les Mis? It’s a long one, but on topic. I double dog dare you! I sense a platinum collection of HG’s greatest tunes in the future?!

          2. FoolMe1Time says:

            Keep daring him FYC, perhaps he’ll go for it?

          3. FYC says:

            FM1T, I actually meant that in a friendly way, because that would not be a quick and easy song (but definitely N apropos). I wouldn’t want HG to do anything he would’t want to, but if he does record a song, I’m sure it will be enjoyed by all.

          4. FoolMe1Time says:

            Of course from you it would be in a friendly way FYC, you don’t have a mean bone in your body. I don’t as just hoping daring him enough times would cause him to do it. A few years ago he was at a Depeche Mode concert and he was recording some of it for Instagram, you can hear him singing in the background. Oh my it was quite nice! 🙃

          5. FYC says:

            FM1T, I would have liked to have heard that (repost HG?). In the case of a real dare, I think HG would do the opposite, because he must maintain control and therefore would not give in so easily to provocation. It would be an extra nice treat for Christmas though, and HG has been very generous lately, so who knows? Maybe it will be under the tree after all and the AAF will get a big boost.

          6. FoolMe1Time says:

            That would be wonderful FYC! He has been more then generous this year with his giving.

          7. NarcAngel says:

            Haha. A good example of an empath attempting to use subtle manipulation.

          8. FYC says:

            Haha NA, I don’t think it could be considered subtle or manipulation (hence your word attempt). Suggestive, sure. Flattering, yes. But, the fact that I am suggesting this sweetly during a time of generous display is in keeping with HG’s guidelines on how to ask something of a narcissist. Sooo…the rest is up to the talented and generous and gifted and magnanimous HG. (Did I take that too far?) lol The good part about complimenting HG is they are all true, but strung together it sounds a lot like sucking

          9. Violetta says:

            That’s a duet.
            Who’s going to sing Mme. Thenardier? Celine Dion?

          10. HG Tudor says:

            Ha ha, me.

            I can play any part.

  7. Violetta says:

    There’s a link to my comment here, but the comment doesn’t appear.
    I suppose it was my referring to a baked item.

  8. Notme! says:

    A Christmas Poem

    At Christmas little children sing and merry bells jingle,
    The cold winter air makes our hands and faces tingle
    And happy families go to church and cheerily they mingle
    And the whole business is unbelievably dreadful, if you’re single.

    Wendy Cope

  9. Better Call HG says:

    How much would you charge for us to hear you sing Mariah Carey’s, “All I want for Christmas is you”? Our favorite Narc singing another narc’s Christmas classic perfect for any holiday golden period!

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Us $ 5000

      1. blackunicorn123 says:

        I’d pay twice that for you not to sing it. I cannot bear that song, or any Christmas song in fairness, but especially that one (and the Slade one).

        1. HG Tudor says:

          The invoice is on its way….

          1. blackunicorn123 says:


        2. NarcAngel says:

          Careful…. I think I heard an invoice being issued……haha

          1. blackunicorn123 says:

            Lol!!!! I don’t care! I’m drunk on mulled wine! I’m going to start tearing down the Christmas decorations next! Haha…

          2. FoolMe1Time says:

            Must have been the night for getting drunk bu123! 🍻

          3. Notme! says:

            Good for you, drunk on mulled wine is the best kind of drunk!

          4. Violetta says:

            Rubbish, NotMe, mead’s the best.

          5. blackunicorn123 says:

            Violetta – good point, but oh, the headaches afterwards!

          6. Notme! says:

            Oh I remember mead drunk, that’s the one that starts from your feet and creeps upwards. By the time it reaches your head, you’re f#cked. Happy days!

  10. Notme! says:

    HG, in one of your recitals you could find an appropriate place to say ‘Come here!’ and MB’s ovaries will explode.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      I’m a man. Apparently I don’t understand female anatomy.

      1. Notme! says:

        ‘I’m a man. Apparently I don’t understand female anatomy.’

        I doubt that! You don’t have to have female erogenous zones to find ’em

        People (especially MB) seem to be enjoying the aural stimulation you’ve been providing in your Christmas treats

        1. HG Tudor says:

          I was being sarcastic NM. I know the female anatomy excellent well.

      2. Violetta says:

        Oh, I don’t know. I noticed I can’t listen to the description of the Grinch climbing Mount Crumpet in quite the same way I did at 7.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          It was sarcasm Violetta.

        2. Notme! says:

          He hit your sensitive spots too Violetta?

          1. Violetta says:


            (Reaction to Roast Beast): I’ll have what she’s having.

        3. Violetta says:

          So was my reassurance, HG. Given your description of mouth-to-mouth kisses beginning with lots of slow nibbling, I have every confidence in your knowing what to do with the female anatomy.

          Fools rush in; HG lingers until the door is voluntarily opened.

          1. Notme! says:

            Oh now! That doesn’t help matters Violetta

          2. Violetta says:

            Do you want to stay warm this winter or not?

          3. njfilly says:

            You must voluntarily let evil in or it can not enter. (or so I have heard).

          4. HG Tudor says:

            A pointless platitude NJFilly. When someone does not recognise boundaries, namely us, we come in anyway.

          5. njfilly says:

            Yes I understand. You do not recognize boundaries and go where you want, however, Vampire rule states you cannot enter a person’s home without being invited in. I assumed this applied to you.

          6. HG Tudor says:

            I am a narcissistic psychopath.

            Vampires are fictional.

          7. njfilly says:

            You are funny. I like you. I love how precise and accurate you are. You are like the reference manual to humanity.

          8. HG Tudor says:


          9. Notme! says:

            I do, I do, I do
            I am trying to exercise restraint however. We’ll see how long it lasts!

  11. MB says:

    I see they are poems

    1. HG Tudor says:


  12. MB says:

    Is there any singing, HG?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      The clue is in the description MB

    2. FYC says:

      HG, do you enjoy singing? Have you sung in the presence of others?

      1. HG Tudor says:

        Singing is a useful method of asserting control and gaining fuel. I do sing in the presence of others. I did so last night.

        1. FYC says:

          Interesting, HG, and thank you for your reply.

          1. HG Tudor says:

            You are welcome FYC.

        2. K says:

          In the interest of maintaining control, I could do with a good ditty.

  13. MB says:

    What a deal and helping the Angel Fund too! I’m in love 😍

    1. NarcAngel says:

      Like you needed any more reasons to line up for the HG auditory massages! You must have constant ringing from the eargasms lol.

      Never mind.

      1. HG Tudor says:

        Ha ha very good

      2. FYC says:

        So funny. I love your humor NA.

      3. MB says:

        NA, Girl you have no idea. I do have tinnitus! Now I know the cause. 😬Worth it!!!

      4. FoolMe1Time says:

        Hahaha perfect!!

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