Knowing HG Parts 1-7

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90 thoughts on “Knowing HG Parts 1-7

  1. strongerwendyme says:

    Someone mentioned a password to a forum if you had purchased all 7. I did get them all. How do I get the password to the forum? Thanks

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Emailed to you.

  2. Kim e says:


    “I’m unforgettable.” ****YAWN****** This conversation is very tiring.

  3. Ashley says:

    Thanks for the laughs about smurfs, I really needed to laugh as hard as I did.
    I just feel like adding a little tip for you. 😌 You used older age or slightly older age as an insult but a great deal of beautiful young women find a man mature in age to be preferable. For instance, I ONLY find men in their 50s and 60s attractive at the point. If they are very well-polished with beautiful suits, 70s as well. No matter how good-looking a guy is in my age group, I don’t have an attraction to them anymore because I like maturity, sophistication, success, experience etc on a level a younger guy just cannot “do it for me.” Just a little tip: maybe don’t be smug about age because a large population of young men today with their increasingly immature & classless antics are rapidly becoming more repulsive by the second.

  4. Renarde says:

    So just to clarify, HG is an old debian cocksucker, Sugar Daddy cadre with Papa,Surf traits?

    Seems legit!

  5. Cloudy says:


    When will Knowing HG 8-15 be available?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      When I publish them, Cloudy.

      1. Cloudy says:

        Thank You HG

      2. MB says:

        I’m ready for Part 8. I’m suffering from withdrawal symptoms.

  6. narccissuss says:

    In my humble opinion HG is nothing but an old man. This is because the being known as “HG” is nothing but a false self, Tudor’s false self, so it only exists in the mind of Mr. Tudor NOT in the real world.

    Where is the evidence of the existence of “HG”?. Have you ever seen it?. NO. All you have seen is a mature man with money, all you have seen is a Sugar Daddy actually, and he is a Sugar Daddy just because he was lucky to be born in a wealthy family and his girlfriend is a wealthy woman too so it doesn’t prove HG’s existence at all because he is wealthy thanks to his family not on his own merits. You will never see HG because it only exists in his head. And the “secret identity” is nothing but another delusion and an excuse to keep hiding this reality of course. Tudor always lives in the fakery.

    Generalizing HG Tudor is nothing but a delusional and lazy old man. Indeed there is no difference between Tudor and Papa Smurf. They are exactly the same.

    Again, I repeat that this is only my humble opinion and any reply to my opinion is meaningless in the absence of real evidences. Everyone can say that unicorns exist but no one can prove their actual existence. Until ptoven otherwise H.G Tudor is Papa Smurf and all of you are The Little Smurfs.

    1. Lorelei says:

      Are you high? How do you get from an old wealthy man to Papa Smurf? That’s the most disjointed connection I’ve yet to hear, even compared to the bananas stuff I talk about. Was Papa Smurf even wealthy in that little smurf village? What’s the obsession anyway with wealth? Or blue people? Is HG now blue? Is it the time change or am I the only one thinking this is a strange connection.?

      1. WhoCares says:

        Lorelei – haha!

        Better to just skip along humming the Smurfs theme tune then to engage…

        “🎵🎶 la, LA-la-la-la, LAA, LA, la-la-laaaaa 🎶🎵..”

        1. Lorelei says:

          Whocares—I have been really stoned. High as a kite. Even Smurfs have failed to surface as a thought! New avatar coming up..

          1. WhoCares says:

            I saw the avatar and I chuckled; perfect in sooo many ways! It kinda suits you.

          2. Lorelei says:

            Whocares—true story. I’m constantly having to check the bathroom at my job for drug overdoses. If they are in there for over 5-10 minutes I’m armed with Narcan. I’ve resuscitated a handful who have turned blue. We keep a master key and equipment near the bathrooms.

          3. WhoCares says:

            Omg Lorelei. That’s horrible.
            I don’t envy your hands on, in depth knowledge in the area of drug overdoses. But I have sense of sadness when you share. Drug over doses are a problem in the community I now live in – it’s never a pretty thing.

          4. Lorelei says:

            The opioid situation is awful Whocares.

          5. WhoCares says:

            I mean – Smurfette has really good hair!

          6. Lorelei says:

            Yes she does!

          7. WhoCares says:

            You know it!

          8. Sweetest Perfection says:

            I’m sure she uses that blue shampoo to avoid abrasion in her highlights, Lorelei.

          9. Lorelei says:

            Omg you know I drench in blue shampoo! I have a brassy issue so she even quit doing the blonde highlights. It’s an entire production.

          10. Contagious says:

            There is an empath smurf. True!

      2. Violetta says:

        Blue Meanie: Are you, er blueish? You don’t look blueish.

      3. FYC says:

        Lorelei, the smurf loving commenter that you reference is a young midranger who suffers from a terrible envy/jealousy of HG. He likes to poke at him in hopes of obtaining fuel. He has even resorted to threats in the past. Childish and lame. No need to reply to him.

        1. Lorelei says:

          FYC—I do love Smurfs. It was a cartoon I used to enjoy!

          1. FYC says:

            Lorelei, that is endearing. Question for you, if Smurfs refrain from washing their blue hair daily, does this make it smoother or does it turn their Demodex blue?

          2. Lorelei says:

            I don’t know. My hair is not washed often anymore and I have no mange or such horrible disease processes.

          3. WhoCares says:


            Just saw this FYC; cracked me right up.

          4. Sweetest Perfection says:

            They don’t have hair, except for Smurfette. I loved the comic books, I had the episode where Gargamel makes Smurfette to cause chaos but she was ugly; then Papa Smurff works on her and makes her sexy and blonde. Not a good message for girls btw…

          5. Lorelei says:

            FYC—I simply don’t know but I see the hairdresser Friday for my daughter and we shall discuss!

          6. Violetta says:

            When I did Lysistrata, there was a scene where Myrrhene’s husband tries to get her to break the “no sex til you stop the war” policy. I basically lead him on with excuses, popping backstage to get a futon, pillows, perfume, etc., (deserting him once he’s all worked up).

            The sheet they gave me for that bit of stage business had Smurfs on it.

          7. Lorelei says:

            Smurfs are icons, and when the show was discontinued I was really pissed off, even at that age I could get quite miffed.

          8. HG Tudor says:

            Did you write to Father Abraham?

          9. Lorelei says:

            No but I was upset. I also liked Three’s Company. (Not a cartoon but..)

          10. FYC says:

            Lorelei, I was just joking. Your conversation with Desiree actually spurred a bit of research and I learned Demodex are loyal to their hosts and do not transfer ( from mitochondrial DNA study) to other types of people. So if Smurfs had Demodex, they clearly would be partial to blue!

            Sweet P, I did not know Smurfs were mostly bald. I was just attempting to make a joke. I actually thought they had blue troll like hair. Now I know better!

          11. Lorelei says:

            Omg Desiree wants me to wash my hair so bad.

          12. WhoCares says:


            “Demodex are loyal to their hosts and do not transfer”

            “I did not know Smurfs were mostly bald…I actually thought they had blue troll like hair. Now I know better!”

            You learn something new every day here!

          13. FYC says:

            WhoCares, So true on so many levels.

    2. Sweetest Perfection says:

      Well, all narcs have a false self, including you, narcissus. The difference is that HG’s self is needed here while yours is not.

    3. Violetta says:

      “Until ptoven otherwise H.G Tudor is Papa Smurf”–
      Well, we’ll have to ptove otherwise. Not sure about the pteferred method of ptoceeding, but I’m sure the results will be pticeless.

      Continue working on commas for dependent clauses.

      1. Ashley says:

        Violetta you’re hilarious hahaha love it!

        1. Violetta says:

          This fool thinks he can mess with Tudoristas, let alone with the Tude himself.

          1. Ashley says:

            “Tudoristas” love it. The smurf-obsessed guy is ill-equipped

    4. narccissuss says:

      Well, I never really saw the Smurfs, I just thought about old and sucker cartoon characters and Papa Smurf came into my mind like Mr. Tudor comes into my mind if I would start thinking about old and sucker people.

      Anyway, there we are again, I just give an opinion and I am being attacked once again: “Jealous, Childish, Colorblind”. But no evidence was provided to me as I expected.

      This is your legacy Mr. Tudor. you have taught people to fight Narcissism with Narcissism. Abuse with Abuse since No Contact is more bored isn’t it?. You have created a group of abusers who fight among them to show you who is the most Narcissistic one. Who defends your Longevity better. I hope you are proud of it.

      I can’t see any empathy here, ANY, because where is the merit in being empathic to people who is empathic to you? Even Narcissists do it for a long time until they get tired of you, they are super empathic to you in the beginning actually because they like you. Where is the merit in being empathic only to people who you like?. Someone “Empath” needs to be something else than someone with an average empathy level and they never show it in situations like these here.

      I have witnessed many times how this little group enjoys abusing Narcissists here. Well label these individuals as “Narcissists” would be inaccurate to me since anyone who disagrees with you and attacks you is labeled as a Narcissist here. I’m truly one so please feel free to provide fuel.

      1. FYC says:

        “You should stop giving so much fuel to HG Tudor and give some to me. You should believe me and not him. You should believe HG is an old man. You should believe HG is Papa Smurf–one and the same. You should believe HG is a woman. You should believe HG is old. You should believe HG desires me. You should be as impressed as I am that I have a cock at all. You should stop making fun of me. You should say your are sorry. You should stop bruising my fragile ego. You should marvel at my lame insults and foul language. You should confuse my false bravado with boldness. You should stop being mean. You should believe my pathetic pity plays. You should give me your empathy. You should give me your fuel. You should let me abuse you. You really should.”

        Sounds so very familiar. Where have we heard this before?

        1. WokeAF says:

          FYC: good one

    5. Contagious says:

    6. narccissuss says:

      I will talk to Akismet and WordPress about it. I will talk to them about the way you use this tool because it is designed to remove SPAM and I’m NOT making any SPAM here. You use it to remove whatever you want, you are misusing it, let’s see what they have to say me about it, maybe you are entitled to do it but it feels like a online dictatorship in 2020.

      Let’s see if you can control my cock when it is inside of your pussy.

      1. HG Tudor says:

        The moderation process is fully explained in the rules. My blog, my rules.

        Misusing it?

        The only time I misuse it is to let through your risible comments.

        Feather duster time for you.

        1. FYC says:

          Indeed, HG, and thank you for cleaning the bin.

          1. Kim e says:

            FYC. It did give me a good belly laugh for today. But alas yes.. the bin must be kept clean

          2. FYC says:

            So true, Kim e. We would not want that stench to linger.

        2. WhoCares says:

          But thank-you for letting the initial “Smurf” comment through, HG – the ensuing conversation was worth a laugh!
          And I needed it this weekend.

        3. NarcAngel says:

          Off with his head! Off with his head! Off with his head!

      2. Mercy says:

        Narcpuss, if you’re waiting for that last sentence to happen you’re going to have a bad case of Smurf balls.

        1. narccissuss says:

          There is where you are so wrong. “He” is a MILF really, but not any MILF, a big slutty lesbian one, and now she is looking for young cocks after getting tired of eating so many young pussies in her life. Sha has offered me her old pussy a few times and I have always rejected it.

          HG Tudor is a lesbian woman, this is the reality that she is trying to hide from all of you, and that is why she wants me away from this Blog because I know her truth so every time I reveal it here she mutes me. Dirty slut.

          1. HG Tudor says:

            Terrible fantasy. Even E L James’ writing surpasses yours.

          2. Contagious says:

            Why do you join this group? Your anger is palpable and HG is about helping…what do you get out of it? Nothing. I do get knowledge.

          3. Violetta says:

            Good Lord, are you still here? Thought you were going to Canada to escape the paps.

          4. Violetta says:


            Oooh. BURN.

          5. Renarde says:

            Holy shit! Needed a laugh today!


          6. Julie Petkovska says:

            We do not condone homophobic language and slurs on this blog, using lesbian as an Insult is homophobic.

            You do realise narccissuss if someone were to know who you were behind the avatar, just for uttering those words, your life can be flushed down the proverbial toilet. For realzz.

            How about you spend what little time you have on this planet more constructively.
            Less high school musical….

            Most of us have graduated past adolescence.

          7. Lorelei says:

            Julie—I also advise you not make medical diagnoses on the blog either. Are you a licensed provider to call people narcissists? This could be regarded equally inappropriate. No one reasonable appreciates the language or the homophobic slurs, but you are far from a good judge of damaging comments. My children that I gaslight frequently just got their phones taken away— and all activities for the week canceled because the word “queer” was tossed around one too many times recently. We all know it’s a foul reference.

          8. narccissuss says:

            Mr. Tudor your Pussy feels different this morning, it is drier than last night hahaha.

            Mr. Tudor all I know is that before my first comment appears there were only 3 comments on this article, now there are over 60. Did you do that?. NO. I did it with my talent with the pen. I did it with my art.

            As I told you in the past, I was always the soul of my classrooms using this talent and right now you’re playing the role of the angry teacher here. Understandable. I always understood the hate of all my teachers towards me because I always stole all the attention of my classmates with my art. Their classes always went to a pathetic background in my presence, but don’t worry Mr. Tudor because fortunately for you you can mute me here, no one had that power in the past.

            Mr. Tudor you will never know the possibilities that exist when you are not grandiose and you have no façade. Well, you will never know it because it is called Psychopathy not Narcissism haha.

          9. HG Tudor says:


            The readers did it.

            Laughing at you.

          10. Violetta says:


            “I did it with my talent with the pen.”

            And here’s me using my phone all this time.

          11. Witch says:

            Why do a lot of straight Male narcs hate lesbians, I honestly don’t get it?
            Either they want to be one, rape one, or kill one.
            Is it because there is inherent romantic/sexual rejection involved? Hhhmmm

          12. Sweetest Perfection says:

            Narcissus, I am actually excited about the prospect of HG being really a MILF/lesbian. Ooops! You thought you would be insulting but guess what, I find HG even more attractive now.

          13. Witch says:

            Same! My emotional thinking went through the roof thinking about HG as a lesbian

        2. Lorelei says:

          Haha,’omg blue balls.

          1. Julie Petkovska says:

            Lorelei… im sorry I forgot that you existed.

            What a way to make it all about you…

            Shaking my head.

          2. Lorelei says:

            Julie—being a long term reader as you are clearly provides an insight of forensic insights that I really (upon reflection)’appreciate. I admire you very much and am interested in your other thoughts. You were absolutely correct to state the homophobic comments were incorrect and unappealing. I understand that your assertion of my narcissism was correct from your perspective, and I strive daily to modify my manipulations and sub-par behaviors. It serves to better society so that I can actually have some value on the blog (and in life) and not be an annoyance. Absolutely no one should be discussing non narcissism material to the extent that I was, so it is my ownership of poor behavior that rendered the comments you made to me. We need to be serious here as is not a venue for humor or light banter. It’s quite clear to me now. I could have turned away readers that needed help and may have inadvertently damaged another’s recovery.

          3. Violetta says:


            Actually, she was responding to Mercy’s crack about Nerdcissus getting “Smurf balls.”

        3. Sweetest Perfection says:

          Hahaha blue balls! Mercy that’s hilarious.

      3. Violetta says:


        In the words of the great poet Positive K:

        You know what’s the problem, ya not used to learnin’
        Tude’s Big Daddy longstroke, and you’re pee wee herman

        1. Lorelei says:

          I think this person is a young individual that plays a lot of X box and is experiencing an identity disturbance. At least. I really don’t like some of the foul language but I can’t really complain considering my own content. But it doesn’t sound like an adult.

          1. narccissuss says:

            Wrong, I’m in my 20’s, but I also see great similarities between the two of us Lorelei, as if we were soulmates and were destined to meet each other on this Blog.

            Indeed, I think you are starting to look very attractive to me and we could try it. What do you do think about it?. You could mother me.

            I won’t lie you, I’m a Narcissistic Psychopath but I promise to give you a bright and delicious Golden Period for you and your son of course and then a fast Discard just when Devaluation starts. No pain for you. Well, you’re only going to need to lower your emotional thinking with Mr. Tudor when it happens because I’m unforgettable.

          2. Lorelei says:

            Do you know which hand towels to use Narccissuss? My preferred devaluation is that I have to replace them because they are used incorrectly. I also iron my pillow cases and can’t have them wrinkled.

          3. WhoCares says:


            “I’m unforgettable.”

            Oh, please.

          4. Renarde says:


            Get ya coat love, you’ve pulled!

          5. Lorelei says:

            Wonder if he lasts long enough to get through Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing?” Thoughts Renarde? Wouldn’t that be a whole 4’ish minutes?

          6. Renarde says:


            I think you’ve overestimated that by 8 times! You’ll never get to the chorus!

            Never met a Cerebral who had ANY staying power. When they come, they look like Jesus suffering on the cross! I noticed one picture, Renaissance I think in the Ash.

            Resemblence was uncanny.

          7. Violetta says:

            Unforgettable, that’s what he claims
            Unforgettable for being lame
            Said he’d last for hours, with the things he’d do
            Just like root canal, no one wants it to
            Never before has someone been more

            Unforgettable in each wrong way
            If you manage still to find a lay
            Though you think lasting is your forte
            From now on, keep the sessions short
            Just as short
            as your knob-end will stay.

        2. Julie Petkovska says:


          Julie—I also advise you not make medical diagnoses on the blog either. Are you a licensed provider to call people narcissists?

          So you are incorrect.

          1. Violetta says:

            Julie: Your comment landed under the blue balls remark.

    7. Getting There says:

      Hello, Narcissuss.

      First, I must say that is an interesting analogy of Papa Smurf and HG. I hardly remember the cartoon, but I think the superficial idea is that you are saying both are fake, a fictional character. Since I like to dig deeper, I wondered if there was more to your analogy. Of what I think I remember of Papa though is that he was there as a guiding wise character and protected all the other smurfs in the village. Did you mean to make that further connection with the village and Papa Smurf to this blog and HG? It’s a good one if so.

      What is it that is supposed to be proven? That HG does or doesn’t exist? That HG is old? That HG is a Sugar Daddy?

      The last question is even more confusing to me as you say he’s a Sugar Daddy but then say his girlfriend is rich. I don’t know about the Sugar Daddy world, except what I read in the news, but can somebody be a Sugar Daddy to a wealthy Sugar whatever they are called? Does it matter in the Sugar Daddy world if the man is wealthy by birth or by his own? Honest questions I would enjoy learning. Since you later talk about doing things with him and using a woman’s body part to help describe, I am confused if you think he is a Sugar Momma instead of a Sugar Daddy.

      Is HG old? His age seems to be of great interest with it being one of the common items that pops up when I try to Google him. “Old” is a subjective term and an older wise man can be very attractive to some women. I don’t think your goal was to have some women find him attractive, but I have previously addressed thinking of risk before saying something to you. As for his age, I found a minimum approximate in one of his books. I won’t tell you which one as I think it would be interesting for you to purchase multiple and find the “evidence” as I would hate to spoil what more you could find that I missed.

      Does HG exist? Does the blog itself not provide evidence? HG has been upfront that he will not reveal his identity; therefore, HG has provided the evidence that there is one person who does the blog and consultations but that person goes by a pseudonym.

      While I understand you are trying to knock HG down a peg or two, is this something you do for all online narcissists or is there something specific about HG that drives this desire?

  7. Cloudy says:


    I purchased all the HG Parts 1-7

    No words to describe how sharp this gentleman is.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Thank you.

  8. FYC says:

    This is a very interesting and intriguing series that I highly recommend to all. I look forward to part 8 and beyond. It is always wise to learn the many elements and events that influence one’s life and perspective. You will not be disappointed. When you purchase the series, you will also gain access to a private discussion forum that offers many perspectives on the content of the Knowing HG series. Don’t miss out, come join in the discussion!

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