House of Tudor – HG´s Farm Shop

Want to demonstrate how authentic you are, but chickened out so far?

Going bananas over your need to be empowered?

Fear not, HG Tudor´s farm shop is open at The House of Tudor

All your necessary merchandise needs to establish your empathic credentials and just as importantly an array of entertaining and stylish merchandise to enable you to demonstrate just how authentic and empowered you are.

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32 thoughts on “House of Tudor – HG´s Farm Shop

  1. CandaceMarie says:

    I need one of the coffee mugs!

  2. BC30 says:

    What a blessed day! My hoodie is in the post AND it’s the first of May— outdoor fucking starts today! 🤗

  3. A Victor says:

    I placed an order and looked again two more times later in the day and there was more offered! Including the beautiful “Knowledge Vault” options! So excited!

  4. Whitney says:

    HG I like you more all the time! Could you get any better!

  5. Miss Fortune says:

    Only you, HG. Only you…

  6. mollyb5 says:

    I don’t care to advertise my views on my body or car . Lol

  7. BC30 says:

    Shut the fuck up and shut the front door!! HG, THERE IS A ZIP HOODIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! 😘😘😘😭😭😭🥰🥰😘😭😭😭😍😍😍

    Perfect timing, as my currently hoodie has started to fray. My hands are shaking with excitement and delight! 😆

    1. leelasfuelstinks says:

      Wow, what a fountain of hot water! 😉 🤣😂😁🥳😂😂😂😂

      1. BC30 says:

        I am what I am. 😆 💕

  8. leelasfuelstinks says:

    What is 20 Oz. in liters?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Google is your friend.

      1. leelasfuelstinks says:

        Aw I see: This phrase seem to be internationally known. 😁

    2. Asp Emp says:

      A lot!

      1. leelasfuelstinks says:

        Hahahahah! Thank you for your “precise” answer! 😂😂😂😂

        1. Asp Emp says:

          Glad to have been such a good help! Laughing….

  9. WhoCares says:

    I like the ‘Chicken of Authenticity’ product description the best!

  10. Asp Emp says:

    Oh, HG has a Farm Shop,
    And in that Shop he has some Bananas of Empowerment,

    With a Banana here,
    And a Banana there,
    Here a Banana, there a Banana,
    Everywhere a Banana, Banana,

    Oh, HG has a Farm Shop,

    Oh, HG has a Farm Shop,
    And in that Shop he has some Chickens of Authenticity,

    With a Honk here,
    And a Honk there,
    Here a Honk, there a Honk,
    Everywhere a Honk, Honk,

    Oh, HG has a Farm Shop,
    Empowering Empaths Everywhere,
    Slaying Narcissists here and there,
    Through The House of Tudor.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Very good but isn’t it geese that honk, chickens cluck?!

      1. Asp Emp says:

        Ok, I would have used ‘cluck’ had it been real chickens in the pics, HG. I am assuming that the sound that is made by RUBBER chickens that is a honk ?! Or it may be a squeak, squeak? It may make different sounds if the neck is being wrung….. so does it really matter? (laughing……)

        Glad you approve of my ‘Masterpiece’, thank you.

        1. A Victor says:

          Haha Asp Emp, you were being “realistic”! Or authentic? Genuine…?

          1. Asp Emp says:

            All of them, AV 🙂

        2. Violetta says:

          Did a production of “Comedy of Errors,” in which the kitchen maid (a six-foot bearded actor in drag) tried to entice “her’ Dromio (the wrong twin, of course) by waving (variously, in different performances) hot water bottles, hand-cuffs, a Rocky Horror-style corset, and the inevitable rubber chicken. Nobody knew what he’d use from one show to the next, and it made Dromio’s reaction (and the audience’s) all the more priceless.

          1. Asp Emp says:

            Violetta, well, thank your for sharing that……LOL abut that ‘anything’ can be used and no-one knows about it beforehand! Ah, bless, the rubber chicken…..I remember the first time I commented about that and I’ve owned one! LOL.

      2. TheVimtoSlut says:

        Why on earth am I thinking of the legend which is The Steffani and, ‘Hollerback Girl’?


        1. Asp Emp says:


      3. Violetta says:

        I think we’ve established that Harry’s been acting like a dumb cluck.

        1. Asp Emp says:

          V, headless chicken springs to mind……..

  11. Asp Emp says:

    Loving it, HG. Laughing, in delight. Had a ‘gander’ through the farm shop – very impressive, HG.

  12. A Victor says:

    Ooohhhh, I like the new “store front” too!!

    1. BC30 says:

      Me too!

  13. A Victor says:

    Wow, awesome additions!!! This is great!! My only sadness is I like a bigger mug, like 16 oz. But still, off to spend now!!!

  14. FoolMe1Time says:

    Loving this new merchandise HG!

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