Escape

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How to beat the narcissist’s manipulations which includes how to do so where No Contact has not been deployed.

Laughing…… There is no escaping this ‘narcissistic’ parrot….. it’s mirroring, no boundary, sense of entitlement, character trait acquisition, ruffling the fur the wrong way…….
Dearest Asp Emp,
Says a lot about its owner 😂
Luv Bubbles xx 😘
Oh, Bubbles, you are not far wrong! Parrots are exceptionally good at ‘mirroring’ people. A catty parrot that is barking mad……. The one in the video probably spent it’s early times on the shoulder of the owner LOL.
Dearest Asp Emp,
Yup, the owner (with their warped sense) thinks it’s funny …. typical narc ! 😂
Normal people don’t do this !!!!!
Luv Bubbles xx 😘
Bubbles, normal people are boring, their parrots would only come out with ‘square’ things to say. Yawn.
I read this joke many years ago and never forgot it, …… “The Plucked Parrot”…… “A parrot developed the bad habit of fucking the farmer’s hens, making them quit laying. The farmer tells the parrot if he does it again he will pull out every feather in the parrot’s head. The next day, the farmer again catches the parrot humping a hen, and snatches the parrot bald.
The following day, the farmer’s wife hosts a formal dinner. She thinks it would be unique if the parrot greeted the guests and told them where to go. She had spent nearly a year training the parrot for this.
As the guests began entering, the parrot dutifully announced, “Ladies to the right! Gentlemen to the left!” Spotting two bald guys entering, the parrot says, “And you two chicken-fuckers get up here with me.” (source : johns-jokes.com)…..
Dearest Asp Emp,
Ok ok … Thats very funny and I’m laughing 😂
My standard would be ‘polly want a cracker’ ….. ehhhhh, so I like boring and I like normal 🤣
Luv Bubbles xx 😘
Bubbles, would that be a nut cracker by any chance? 😉 Laughing.
Dearest Asp Emp,
Haha …. nutcracker ….I like it !
I wonder what devious/shock/horror line Mr Tudor would train it to say, now there’s a thought 😂
Luv Bubbles xx 😘
Bubbles, knowing Mr Tudor, it would be the twin lines of defense – and certainly more than one line as he’d expect the parrot to be able to speak a whole dictionary worth…. recite all of his work……. he’ll be getting a parrot now LOL (not that he will). 🙂
Dearest Asp Emp,
I’m in hysterics here having a mental of Mr Tudor’s parrot articulating with a British accent and reciting Shakespeare’s complete works and the Oxford dictionary …..good one Asp Emp…..absolutely luv it !!! (puts the boring classic ‘polly wanna’ to absolute shame)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Luv Bubbles xx 😘
Bubbles, the parrot will be speaking in tenor or soprano 😉 I’m laughing too, I can imagine a parrot repeating anything HG says, including “damned bird”. Nah, I think they’d ‘ruffle’ each other’s feathers too much LOL.
Dearest Asp Emp,
I can visualise Mr Tudor keeping a ‘parrot’ purely for reciting his own literacy and poems, however would probably make use of a ‘cock-or-two’ in his ‘den of iniquity’ to save himself from giving instructions 😈
He will only source empath birds …the ‘no ruffled feathers’ variety 🤣
If they misbehave, his evil white cats named ‘Angora’ and ‘Persia’ will be allowed ‘special treats’ for either breakfast or dinner 😂
Luv Bubbles xx 😘
I do not need animals, I have empaths.
Oh, Bubbles….. (laughing). Yes, empath birds = chickens of authenticity – organic ones – for dinner and breakfast. The white cats, perfect as slippers – inserting the batteries in the right place will power the eyes – perfect to use as torches to see where you’re going in the dark….. (laughing).
HG would only keep a pet as a lure. I assure you that if you want to lure me anywhere– a basket of kittens. It’s a done deal. I’m toast.
So are they.
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Dear Mr Tudor,
A little comic relief is always good for the soul
Thank you kindly for allowing us to have a bit of fun, you’re a good sport ☺️
Luv Bubbles xx 😘
Cute.
I think that’s an Umbrella Cockatoo in the video. I had a Moluccan Cockatoo named Terra. He was always barking and meowing. Sometimes I couldn’t tell if it was the dog or the bird!
Hello njfilly 🙂 Laughing at your ‘dog & cat’ bird. Goes to show that these types of birds are good at imitation!
Dearest Asp Emp n Njfilly,
Exactly ……. Imitation is what narcs are about !!!! 😱 Haha
I’m quite partial to a cockatiel …. our dear old friend now in aged care had one! He trained him to sing a tune ! I luvved that bird !
Luv Bubbles xx 😘
I understand why we never had a bird as a pet, the constant chittering / chattering would have driven mother even more crazy !! Cockatiels do have character – they can dance, sing, all sorts of things. They don’t always need to be trained to do so either.
This is hilarious! How did I miss it? That cat looks like me with the guy at church, refusing to acknowledge him but watching every move he makes so I can avoid!
AV, laughing. I simply had to share it! LOL
The cat and the dog are like, “WTF?”
Violetta, maybe the dog & cat are like “oh, get this damned bird outa my face”…… or deciding what flavoured gravy they’d like to accompany the bird 😉
Hahaha,
Yes, my Red Lori parrot and my husband didn’t get along. He would fly on top of his head and pull his hair. Then when he would reach up to get him he would give him some pretty nasty bites. He finally made me choose between him and the bird. I ended up keeping my husband and got rid of the bird. 😪
I suppose that bird could not be trained to behave itself then? It happens, some species do not get on together.
AE,
No, a lot of parrots bond with only one person and this one was more partial to females, I guess because I raised him. During my college days I worked at a pet shop. I got him as a baby and hand reared him myself. Plus he was always on a sugar high. They eat this white sugar powder made for them and fruit. He was very energetic. For some reason he and my husband just didn’t like each other. I had a whole room that was my own pet shop.
GH, I see. The parrot probably developed jealousy type response because he wanted all your attention for itself. Sometimes the female voice is what it could be for this particular parrot you had?
Actually, I think they were both jealous of each other.
GH, I like it 🙂 Triangulation with a parrot! Probably more common than people realise 😉
Still on the train leaving narcville.I’ve noticed how much we empaths disgust narcs , it’s noticeable in all schools and cadres.
I meant to say how much narcs disgust empaths lol 🤦🏽♀️, I really believe they think we are pathetic it shows in their eyes .