HG Roasts : Gwyneth Paltrow – Part One
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I know she is a narcissist. But I would totally love to hang out with her for one day, at the Goop Headquarters.
Eekkk my first listen to a roast! 🤣 loved it!! I do wonder if these celebs will listen to these 😯
Hg !! this series and particularly the Goopy episodes are so fun and insightful …Im laughing out loud while listening and it’s so enlightening !!! Im looking at every celebrity with a jaundiced eye now !
Dear Mr Tudor,
‘Goop’ meaning :-
Sloppy or sticky semi-fluid matter, typically something unpleasant
I did happen to view her ‘Goop’ series ages ago (only because our daughter had it on). I thought to myself, “what a lot of ridiculous nonsense”
Her rantings are ‘bait’ for the gullible and caters to blind belief
Vaginal steaming,(roughly the V-steam is $100 and after services of $75 per visit). 😱
This Smells Like My Vagina candle sold for $75 a candle, now on eBay selling for more than $250) 😱
All these celebrities are savvy business people, they just keep getting richer at your expense. They don’t care about you, it’s all about the money!
I’ve always found Gweneth extremely insipid, however your Pt1 roasting is quite delicious 😋
Thank you
Luv Bubbles xx 😘
Haha, HG, well done.
I stiil don’t know what ‘goop’ is and won’t bother finding out 😛
The ‘conscious uncoupling’ immediately hit me as pretentious all those years ago. What a load of shite is right. I’m sure Chris Martin felt like his heart was being ripped out, poor guy. From CBS news website:
“Chris Martin says that his “conscious uncoupling” from Gwyneth Paltrow was not as easy as it sounded. The Coldplay frontman admits that he was “a mess” after he broke up with his ex-wife.
ET reports that Martin opened up about the end of his marriage in the new documentary “Coldplay: A Head Full of Dreams,” and said that the high-profile 2014 split was extremely difficult for him. Martin and Paltrow were married for more than 10 years when she announced what she famously called their “conscious uncoupling.”
Martin said that the breakup made him feel “completely worthless” and like a “nothing to anybody.” The rocker also added that he was depressed at the time.”
If you think about it, ‘separation’ and ‘divorce’ both give an indication of the wrenching nature of the ending of relationships. Conscious uncoupling creates a sterile, non-emotive, perspective, which it probably is for the narcissist. What a way to rob Chris Martin of the deserved sympathy in the circumstances.
?Next Roastees – Nicki Minaj and Gordon Ramsay, but I have no idea about the religious person up for a roasting. Definitely looking forward to more of these 🙂
Wow, she’s a narcissist? Well, should any of the co-stars of ‘Friends’ come across your videos of her being ‘roasted’, they may not be “friends” for much longer………
I’d love to know the swear words you use on the videos, but alas, YT does not ‘print’ them – all I see is ‘blanks’……. daaaammmmnnn. I like it when you swear, makes me giggle.
This women should change her website to Goof not Goop. Who on earth would even follow any of her instructions or buy her ridiculous products. Deviled eggs anyone?
Ugh. This woman. So entitled and clueless. I maybe could’ve gotten down with yoni eggs. 😂 But the vagina steaming was tew much. 🌮 🤣
Loving this! Awesome job! She is such a pretentious bitch!