HG Roasts : Gwyneth Paltrow : Part Two

7 thoughts on “HG Roasts : Gwyneth Paltrow : Part Two

  1. Chihuahuamum says:

    The order of the horseshit award lmao 🤣🤣🤣

  2. Chihuahuamum says:

    Woah you really despise Gwyneth HG?
    I don’t really agree or follow her, but i do take an interest in naturopathic medicine and natural health. I know some of it can go overboard and be unnecessary. Her vibrator i did see on instagram 😆
    I did get a laugh out of this and am enjoying the blunt honesty. It’s definitely a roast… blowtorch and all 😱

    1. HG Tudor says:

      I find her rather dull really, but it is a roast, not a simmering!

      1. Chihuahuamum says:

        I’d say she’s been incinerated! Lol I do wonder if these celebs like Me Again and others read what you write about them and if they’ve contacted you? I can see Meghan throwing a hissy fit and slapping a lawsuit. I am enjoying the roasts they’re hilarious, but also interesting. I hope you do one on Celine Dion lol

  3. tyger says:

    Whrn I cook …I give the best. No with-holding.

  4. anticfox@yahoo,com says:

    You dysregulate me. That’s why I took a break. Great lesson. That said …. You can change the the world. You know that .

  5. Bubbles says:

    Dear Mr Tudor,
    The oven just turned up a notch haha

    Her jade egg is $66 (for vaginal weightlifting)
    Wasp nests (oak galls) for the vagina ???? 🐝😱
    Coffee enemas $135 ☕️
    Clean sleeping .😴….just buy my $60 pillow ….but you’ll then need a copper infused pillowcase as well, might as well make that two
    Moon Juice Sex Dust? $60-100 (she eats it for breakfast as well, apparently looks like powdered cinnamon ) 🌜
    Snake oil (only snakes were killed in the making) 🐍 😱
    Body vibes …. wearable stickers to rebalance our energy frequency 💆

    All that’s made me a tad thirsty …….might go an have some ‘real water’ that hasn’t been stripped of valuable electrons and some ‘frog vemon’ for some psychedelic healing after all that. Then I’ll apply my leech facial whilst slipping into some ‘grounding slippers’. Hmmmm, now I’m hungry, funny, I feel like an apple 🍏

    This is excellent Mr Tudor, thank you
    Luv Bubbles xx 😘

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