Slay Ride

SLAY RIDE

Just hear those fuel pumps priming

Splish splash sploshing too

Come on its lovely fuelling

On a slay ride together with you

Those tears are falling

And you keep  on saying “Boo hoo!”

Come on its your devaluing

When I need that fuel from you

Your cheeks are nice and rosy

And your nose is bleeding too

But I’ll pretend I’m sorry

Even after I’ve hit you

Please don’t leave me now

I’ll change and I’ll come through

Because I become nothing

When I am without your fuel

I’ve got some lovely mud here

Which I’m going to smear

All over your reputation

Because you are no longer here

You’ve betrayed me again

And walked out of the door

So that’s why I’m telling everybody

That you are a total whore

 

4 thoughts on “Slay Ride

  1. Alison says:

    This actually induced a much needed laugh.

  2. FoolMe1Time says:

    Tis that time a year again, boy that came around fast! I love reading these, it’s become a tradition year after year. You know, just like H G, they never get old! 💞

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Ha ha, very good.

  3. k mac says:

    Cute

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