Slay Ride
Just hear those fuel pumps priming
Splish splash sploshing too
Come on its lovely fuelling
On a slay ride together with you
Those tears are falling
And you keep on saying “Boo hoo!”
Come on its your devaluing
When I need that fuel from you
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
And your nose is bleeding too
But I’ll pretend I’m sorry
Even after I’ve hit you
Please don’t leave me now
I’ll change and I’ll come through
Because I become nothing
When I am without your fuel
I’ve got some lovely mud here
Which I’m going to smear
All over your reputation
Because you are no longer here
You’ve betrayed me again
And walked out of the door
So that’s why I’m telling everybody
That you are a total whore
This actually induced a much needed laugh.
Tis that time a year again, boy that came around fast! I love reading these, it’s become a tradition year after year. You know, just like H G, they never get old! 💞
Ha ha, very good.
Cute