Spanked
The Ultra Narcissist met his victim in a club.
She agreed to head home with him.
How did they both get what they wanted and needed?
Understand the power dynamic between the two.
29 thoughts on “Spanked”
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Phonetically, it’s Spanx.
Can we get a determination on the spelling of “phonetically”?
UK English is “phoenetic”
US English is “phonetic”
WordPress underlines the word with the ‘e’ included. WordPress uses US English, I think.
Fucking WordPress making us second guess ourselves … nothing to do with you, AspEmp <3
LET, I know. Laughing. According to WordPress where I am, it is spelled correctly 😉 “Fucking WordPress” sums it up very nicely too 😉 (hahahahaha)
Asp, LET
Word Press could make far better use of its time correcting my grammar and punctuation errors rather than picking me up on spelling!
Xx
TS, definitely my punctuation at times, but it appears this time WordPress got it right and now I’m even more pissed off! I don’t like being one upped by a machine 😉
LET, laughing…”being one upped by a machine”. Computer said ‘no’. 😉 You are just perfect as you are, don’t let a fkg computer tell you otherwise 🙂 x
AspEmp, you are so sweet <3
I don't feel so bad now xox 🙂
LET, thank you 🙂 x
(maybe I’ll have some chillis today to spice it up a bit, cheeky empath that I am 😉 LOL)
AspEmp, love it when you spice it up 😉 xox
TS, a bit difficult considering that the use of language, grammar etc varies between countries. I am not particularly bothered as long as the links / notifications work and there is Google for the spelling 😉
LET,
Ah yes, but the machine just doesn’t understand the subtleties of what I am trying to express!
That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it!
Xx
If anyone corrects your grammar, just respond in Anglo-Saxon.
geolorand tó gúþe ac ic mid grápe sceal
fón wið féonde ond ymb feorh sacan,
láð wið láþum· ðaér gelýfan sceal
dryhtnes dóme sé þe hine déað nimeð
Wow, Violetta, I have no idea what that says, but I should copy it to paste whenever necessary 🙂 x
Beowulf is offering to kill people-eating monster Grendel, if Hrothgar will give him the go-ahead (it’s bad form to go gallumphing into someone else’s country and start solving their problems with so much as a by-your-leave).
Violetta,
Yes, I have often considered doing that actually.
Haha, kidding.
That’s impressive. What does it mean?
*without so much as a by-your-leave
Spanx are the modern equivalent of a chastity belt.
If I was wearing Spanx and Henry Cavill invited me back to his place for ‘coffee’, (yes I know he wouldn’t but let’s just assume he did) I’d have to say no.
The thought of Henry wrestling me out of those, is just too much to bear.
TS, I have not worn Spanx, nor a chastity belt but have ‘refrained’ from being intimate with a man for 7 years or so now. I am proficient in finger-spelling 🙂
Asp,
I trialled the old Spanx once with one specific close fitting dress. Seriously hard work, annoyed me to death. Far better ‘going without’.
Still giggling at finger spelling, not heard that before, brilliant! 😂
Thank you for the making me smile, I needed a laugh today.
Xx
TS, “trialled”, how the fk do you “trial” a spanx thingy anyway?! Well, there is always lip-reading too 🙂 YW re: the laugh, we all need it from time to time 🙂
Asp,
Haha, yes trialled! Trialled is when you see pretty pictures in a magazine or walk past a pretty display in a store and think, “See this? This is a game changer.” You proceed to pay through the nose, get it home, put it on, realise you’ve done a Britney, wear it, because you bought it, take it off, swear at it, fling it in the bin.”
My favourite thing to trial is perfect match foundation.
You don’t trial? I trial quite regularly Asp! 😂
Xx
TS, I tend to have more of a ‘gullibility’ when it comes to people compared to objects 😉 I think it’s my analytical and lateral thinking that ‘works’ when I look at something such as a spanx thing on an always one-sized mannequin – my brain is going to ‘compute’, no, that it’s dysfunctional a no-brainer 😉 So, yes, I tend to “trial” less when it comes to objects, it’s more ‘interesting’ when it’s interactive 🙂
Asp,
I really need that ‘compute’ function of yours.
Could I trial it? 😂
Xx
TS, I would suggest you already have a ‘compute’ function, yours just works differently to mine does 😉
I wonder how many people have taken home Jessica Rabbit only to find themselves in bed with Pillsbury Poppin Fresh (having relieved themselves of Spanx when they exited to “freshen up” haha). Not that they care – they’ll still butter it. It’s my belief that women wear Spanx mostly because of other women. Just stop the madness.
NA,
Hahaha! Pillsbury Poppin, croissants in a tube that ooze out when you fight your way into it? Brilliant.
Xx
Get a Victorian corset. You can leave it on.
Violetta,
Have to admit, I do fancy the corset idea. Not from any holding in perspective, I just think they were so very pretty. Sexy in a ‘slow undress’ kind of way.
Xx