HG Mauls Your Narcissist
You have discovered you are ensnared by a narcissist. You have established which school and cadre through the Narc Detector and as part of your weaponisation you have implemented the GOSO Regimen (Get Out, Stay Out!). Excellent work.
Now, as that last parting shot, to reinforce precisely WHY you must implement no contact, it is time to let the Ultra maul and roast the narcissist that has caused you so many problems as only the Ultra can.
To aid you in driving down your emotional thinking, to ensure you draw a line under the sorry episode involving the narcissist, you can provide HG Tudor with details about your narcissist so he can get medieval on the narcissists ass!
With up to 1000 words at your disposal, you can describe the narcissist in detail to give the Ultra the bullets to fashion and fire. Identify all those annoying, despicable, infuriating characteristics and foibles of the narcissist you were involved with and include a photograph too (if you wish) and HG Tudor will dismantle your tormentor with his acidic vehemence par excellence!
No detail is too trivial, no characteristic too obscure, include as much as you can, ranging from the fact the narcissist use to cry at episodes of Friends, to the fact he would break wind and find it amusing, to her obsession with posing with a trout pout through to have the most annoying shrieking laugh you have experienced. Furnish HG Tudor with the details and you will then receive a bespoke sound file as he provides you with a 10 minute mauling of the relevant narcissist which will entertain you and allow you to achieve finality without the risks associated with entering the five arenas of interaction and breaching no contact.
Consider this your reward for embarking on no contact, the last hurrah before you cast the narcissist into oblivion and what a way to do it, with the Ultra mauling the living daylights out of your narcissist!
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I don’t even feel like hearing about somatic narc, not even to criticize him. But, just thinking of the myriad jokes HG could create if I sent him pictures!!!(dick ones included)…
Hahaha SP
Just imagining the pics being turned and studied slowly, carefully before being placed neatly on the white desk!
Xx
There’s not so much to investigate about the pictures, TS!! It’s embarrassment at first sight! Speedo? Check! Six pack shown in public bars? Check! Same old dick in different settings? Check!
Haha!
Me and my dick go on holiday.
Me and my dick go clubbing.
Me and my dick watch Netflix.
Me and my dick, arty shot with clouds.
Me escaped from my dick….
Xx
Arty shot with clouds hahaha! I am missing that one but I have a me and my dick with Rothko background!
Do they let microdicks into the cub?
There’s no club. It’s the first rule, Pamela.
“I have me and my dick with Rothko background.”
(abstract dick) haha!
Xx
Expressionist dick! It’s a sensitive one. Haha
Expressionist dick. Haha sensitive, a dick with feelings, bloody hell, that’s all I need!
Xx
This sounds absolutely brilliant. At one point I would have snatched your hand off for this. The Ultra narcissist showing my narc who’s boss and in no uncertain terms.
Now, I just don’t care. If I imagine him, there’s just nothing, zero reaction in me, so I wouldn’t feel that elation as I threw my narc to the lion.
I think for those who have escaped more recently, this is an excellent idea though. Get angry, anger can be a good thing, cheer as HG tears strips of your narc and shows him up for the weakling he truly is. All of this, and, guilt free. You didn’t say those nasty things did you? HG did, and well, he’s just bad, bad, bad. Haha!
Go for it. Send them all to be roasted, that’s what I say. Roasted, then done.
Oh no! My defense system kicks in right away. I can say on “my N” that he is an idiot (although still dangerous to me), but I will not let anyone offend him! Ha ha ha 🙂
Recently my daughter mocked him with her friends. She has every right. But it hurt, it stabbed my heart (I didn’t show it to her, I just nodded my head). She has the right, he deserved…
This was not how it was supposed to be…
Joa, I couldn’t do this because of the people who don’t understand that I care about. And also, like you, I just couldn’t. I wish I could. But part of me doesn’t want to think about my narcs that much and part just says no. I do wish I could though. I think for me it’s kind of in the area of revenge, something else I can’t do. Just to be away from them is best for me.
HG this is a brilliant idea! (as I’m sure you’d say yourself haha)
HG,
I’m doing this! This is great! Lmao Do I even need to give you the pic again? What a LMR somatic tool…
“and include a photograph too”……laughing…..I’m searching online for a pic of a pig-and-Sasquatch-cross = ex neighbours…..
Asp Emp,
I just sent mine to HG earlier tonight. Lol Looking forward to it!
Rebecca, you have a pic of the cross-bred?! 😉 Glad that you are taking up the opportunity to have a mauling done. I have no doubt that it will be really good 🙂
Asp Emp,
No,not anymore. I have no reason to keep it,except maybe for dart practice. Lol I don’t think of him much now,but when I do the anger is less than the last time I thought of him…I’m slowly coming to, don’t care about him mode…love that song, “a b c d e forget about you” I sing it loudly in the car lol
Rebecca, RE: “dark practice”….laughing. It is so good to read that you recognise that your (ET related) anger is reducing in “that” aspect. Singing is a really good way to ‘voice’ it out (LOL) 🙂
I got one of these. HG didn’t hold back! #brutal
Hahaha, you did? Brilliant!!
I didn’t provide a pic of the narc though. That felt extra mean. I just couldn’t!
YOU CAN PROVIDE A PIC OF YOUR NARC?!?!??
OMG now I really must do this!
BC30,
YES !! DICK ONES TOO!
Haha!
Xx
Yes! For an additional fee, HG may use facial recognition and hunt your narc down and sort them as only The Ultra can. Ha ha
My gosh, we are all similar, empaths and narcissists 🙂
How many times have I used face recognition… ha ha ha 🙂 But N2 is nowhere on the web. He cares about it a lot.
However, 2 weeks ago he sent me a picture of his stretched legs (à la HG) and socks, in the garden of his new house + incomplete English zip code.
Ding! New address = trouble filing paperwork with the district court, if he stopped paying child support.
I had to swallow that hook.
Thank you, the English Post, for the excellent search system for postal areas!
I traced the city pretty quickly. Then the street.
Street Viev and I was driving house by house. On the horizon, behind his garden, you could see the roofs of neighboring houses with chimneys and antennas. One of the antennas is strongly curved to the side. On the second roof, one of the chimney exits a little higher. A row of similar tenement houses with the same tile.
Within 2 hours, I had an address. I only sent back the name of the town and street and asked:
– “The house is completely on the left, or the second from the left, because I can’t make up my mind?”
– “On the left. You’re fast. You ruined the fun.”
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I know, if he wanted to, he would have disappeared like it used to be. Without a trace.
I know, that he specially gave me this riddle. It gave me pleasure. We know what this works.
Asshole.
Oh wow! Where do they find the time do be such dicks?!
Joa, I am someone who cannot ‘compute’ why people wear socks, sandals and shorts – never mind sending a picture of it!