Slay Ride
Just hear those fuel pumps priming
Splish splash sploshing too
Come on its lovely fuelling
On a slay ride together with you
Those tears are falling
And you keep saying “Boo hoo!”
Come on its your devaluing
When I need that fuel from you
Your cheeks are nice and rosy
And your nose is bleeding too
But I’ll pretend I’m sorry
Even after I’ve hit you
Please don’t leave me now
I’ll change and I’ll come through
Because I become nothing
When I am without your fuel
I’ve got some lovely mud here
Which I’m going to smear
All over your reputation
Because you are no longer here
You’ve betrayed me again
And walked out of the door
So that’s why I’m telling everybody
That you are a total whore
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These never get old, HG.
Hello 1Jaded1, thanks for popping in.
Dear HG,
I love this rhyme you created, both accurate about the narc and still you make it enjoyable to readXx Thank you, HG. Xx
Can you do more like that, of the different holiday songs? Xx
Scary Christmas, you filthy animal!
You love to flirt with me don’t you?!
She called you a filthy animal so she wants to play with you HG.
For that I would advice her to put you collar and to use love domination 🙂
Maybe hose him off first.
Careful, Candied Pansy, this tiger bites. 😆xx
I’m just throwing some treats in his cage! 😉
Candied Pansy,
What do they say about feeding the tigers at the zoo? 😆😆❤️xx
Maybe she likes to flirt with danger. That adrenaline high
😜😉😂
I love your comment Candied Pansy! Thanks for making me smile!
Oh by gosh by golly
It’s time for narcs and follie
It’s time for mistletoe and follie
Tasty empathsts
Christmas presents
Countrysides covered with blow
Oh by gosh by jingle
It’s time for narcs and Chris cringe le
From narcs you don’t know
Then comes that big moment
Giving him a trim
You will hear false voices by starlight
Singing a Narc hymn
Oh by gosh by golly
It’s time to discover it too and holly
Fancy lies and granny’s sighs
And folks stealing a kiss and the loo
And they whisper Merry without him to you! 🎼
Warms my cockles.
😂😂😂
Allison that is the most brilliant funny response yet
Thanks for sharing!